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I HAVE HAD A NEAR-DEATH EXPERIENCE.
( gasps )
( thundering )
SHE'S THREE YEARS OLDER THAN YOU
I PRESENT YOU
( cries )
OH, THERE IT IS.
OH, THAT'S ALL RIGHT, MA'AM.
DAD, MOM'S TALKING.
OH, I'M SORRY, HANK.
MAYBE IT MIGHT DO US ALL SOME GOOD
AAAH!
IS THERE SOMETHING I CAN DO?
OR A FENCE.
SOMETHING'S WRONG.
DIDI! WHERE'S DIDI?
HE'S SIMPLY BEEN INGESTING A LOT OF FEMALE HORMONES
UH, BOBBY, COULD YOU, UH, GIVE US A MOMENT?
WHO HAVE SURVIVED PARACHUTES NOT OPENING.
WITHOUT ANY HELP FROM THE NURSES.
I JUMPED BECAUSE I WAS JEALOUS.
AND I AM ALSO REMINDED
HOW DO YOU KNOW?
I DIDN'T JUMP BECAUSE YOU TOLD ME TO JUMP.
PULL THE CORD!
OH, THE BABY IS HERE.
BOBBY?
SO, LIKE, THE RIGHT THING
UH, I DON'T KNOW. I WASN'T IN THE PLANE.
BUT THAT'S IT!
SOME-SOME HANDS-ON BABY CARE.
I FELL 8,000 FEET AND SURVIVED!
I'M NOT SURE WE'LL EVER KNOW.
A NAZI SQUAZI.
WAIT.
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