Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Wow, this building is ancient.

[harmonica blows]

- Okay, shut up.

[cheers and applause]

* In chess, the king can move one space at a time *

- Okay, so this is a bad thing then?

- Hello, Berlin.

* But it isn't meant to be *

My name is Pieter Kramer, and...

except that we are way cooler about showing nipples here.

- No, we are working with this butthead. Come on.

[jazz music playing]

Ursula, I thought I had exactly what I wanted,

for the hottest new artist.

The German Unity Day concert!

Tell me, were you playing a game of chess

- I have a plan!

You don't happen to have, like, ten Tonehangers on you, do you?

- [laughs] Yeah. No, duh.

It's all happening.

- * Please don't stop the *

* But if I had one, it'd be bigger than yours *

* Who are fighting alone *

I had my Mennonite landlord teach me all the funny words.

* We're not at one yet *

* We would pop champagne and raise a toast *

in Germany... [watch beeps]

not like the one where I'm in my childhood room

and he doesn't seem up to my musical standards.

commemorating the fall of the Wall.

- [chuckles nervously] You got here early.

I will just be another American army brat

* I'll show you how a real queen behaves *

- Thea, this is Bumper.

Just call me Pariah Carey!

- I'm German. Of course I'm serious.

- Who's Gisela?

I perform under Karen Fraren

- And you think spinning your wheels

- You must be Mr. Bumper.