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I mean, who doesn't love a good B from the P?
Oh, my cat. - Oh, um...
I was just fixing the toilet paper
- Yes, we're related. - Why do you
* They never been defeated and they won't stop now! *
'cause Katie's got her soba-making class.
I'm never gonna get another call like yours again,
I have a brand to uphold,
[cheers and applause]
- I'm sorry, Pieter.
oh, yep.
- Uh...I'm in Germany.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! Hello?
Nope!
so it rolled the right way.
we're a bunch of middle-aged men all of a sudden.
as they chant my legal name,
* Turning amber into blue *
It was like magic.
- Yeah.
Now, I've got some managing to do,
Got a lot of stuff, actually, to do, so...
[laughs] That is so awesome.
* *
[pensive music]
"Bumpy, what do I do?"
What the hell is going on?
- I just want to thank you so much--
- * Malignant *
Let's just not work with this butthead.
- [grunting]
I can't take a pill unless I put it in a...
No loops!
- Do you want me to respond or--
It must be, like, 100 years old.
Oh, God. How long was I out for?
* And you're never comin' 'round *
- Okay, shut up. Guys, what are we doin'?
both: * Danke, danke, danke *
* Berlin *
who's 70% less German than you.
* Like they're from 1922 *
- Yo, I actually get that-- I get that a lot.
- [German accent] Bumper Allen, is this you?
But I may have exaggerated slightly how famous you are.
meets the Super Bowl Halftime Show,
It's like the Fourth of July
- Oh, thank God you came.
- That's my ex-girlfriend, the one I told you about.
DJ Das Boot!
Oh, how wonderful!
[cheers and applause]