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[mid feedback] [clears throat]
We could be like the Pointer Sisters.
Germans speak English far better than Americans.
That's, like, a million people. - That's what I said.
- I have to lock up. That's an important thing.
[toilet flushes]
* She liked how the light passed *
* *
I'm like, "I don't know."
In two months, I'm gonna get you booked on--wait for it--
- * I'll be your queen! * all: * To all of the queens *
* *
- You have a backpfeifengesicht.
[sighs]
to go on stage alone.
* Every now and then, I get a little bit lonely *
- In college, you were Der Knig der Mundmusik--
"Tim Allen! Tim Allen!"
[smattering of applause]
I'm here for this.
[toilet flushes]
- Holy shit!
Ever since I arrived, things have been a little off,
* Danke schoen *
Nope, I'm gonna get ready. - Me too.
because now...
an adult loser.
[gong rings]
You can't turn your back on family.
- All those failures were worth it,
[hums]
It's been too long.
I'm a very important manager now.
* Don't wanna save me *
I got--I got stuff.
at Pretzel Fest tomorrow.
- I can't give up what I have here--
* Take on...*
I just, I--I guess with all the lying and stuff,
Today, I am going to sing two songs as one
You're so busy! We never get to hang out.
and I was blacklisted as a singer.
- So rustic. - After you.
[laughter] - Boom!
- Und here we are!
so that I can get honest feedback on my songwriting,
and she's holding her teeth in her hand, asking,
- I accept your disgust.