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* Take me on *
- Speaking of, you are going to want...
That's the song I was gonna sing.
That's--that's, like, a million views.
Do the show tomorrow.
but we were found out and disgraced.
- Hey, uh, did you get the job posting I sent you,
to make a first impression,
Thank you so much. - Okay.
I tried to shift my career to music management,
- Okay, and this is where I'm staying?
me.
- What's Germany's first greatest sh--
- Oh, it is made with dead animals.
[chuckles] Just my cat.
but I thought Karen Fraren
- Oh. - Heidi is amazing, Bumper.
I'm the Berlin Merlin.
both: * Danke shoen *
- If you're starting from scratch,
I know no one will work with you,
Come on! I can't hear you!
- Yeah.
* *
- Bumper is the next superstar, and you are always looking
[mumbles incoherently]
of "99 Luftballons" and "Take On Me"
- Okay, and how do you pronounce that?
America loves me!
Now, why don't we get you moved into your new accommodations?
I'm the same failure I was a week ago,
[sentimental music]
- If you're starting from scratch,
- Hi! Bice to meet you, Bumper!
This text costs you $17."
- [speaks German]
and "Local Man Slips on Ice and Penis Falls Out."
and my mom is sittin' on the corner of my bed,
which rendered him useless.
[upbeat music]
Oh. - You will be inspired here!
- Whoo-hoo-hoo!
What's going on?
Nana says that if we break one more tchotchke,
because his heart is in the right place.
- I'm his assistant, Heidi! - See?
will not know what hit 'em next month.
even if it was fake.
* From bars where the drinks looked *
[tense music]