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Yes! We become the world's youngest guidance counselors
- Barry B. Foldin'? - Yes, I be.
No, she throws paper airplanes like you.
♪ So we can empathize ♪
Ever since she caught me trying to put a banana
in the toaster, you win the toaster.
Well, you can do the hard time, or...
We got him. We got him so good.
Well, it's because that mouse died in there.
Her name is Laverne.
that I got the ocean view conference room
Right, but like a sassy, fun, "you want to walk to school
- (crying): I'm sorry. - (crying): I'm sorry, too.
And thank you for reminding me...
and he didn't steal it from her.
not counting a date I had, which went medium.
You once tried to make out with our mom,
Hey, what?!
Go ahead. Fling it.
but she stole it from me.
It is fun.
Try not to poop the pit. (laughs weakly)
- Damn it. - And into the blender!
Mom doesn't get to see this.
♪ Fold ♪
has turned into a... completely planned, uh,
But we could use a new washing machine.
- That sounds fun. - A lot of cat sitters
and when I came back, the kids were watching the video.
Deal! N-No, wait, what am I saying?
KURT: So it really wasn't your fault, Laverne?
LINDA: What you doing, Teddy? You making a little hat?
- Did we run out of tape? - Yeah.
I need you kids to help me get this video done. Like, today.
It's the best aerial acrobatic stunt ever.
♪ Upside-down hair. ♪
since my sexy flight lesson business kinda dried up.
(flatly): ♪ Let's swap eyes over a bowl of ♪
See, I couldn't fly this plane and tow the banner,
Isn't that like bringing a stuffed animal to the zoo?
- It's my folding tool. - You can't just use your finger?
Y-Yeah. I'm-I'm trying to choose
Look who decided to waltz on in...
that helps people like you.
It's time to empathize, people.