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- Actually, uh, yes. I am.
Customers are like sheep looking for guidance.
waiting to record a blooper for my tape,
- I mean, I just saw something about murder hornets.
Or a pan? - Ohh.
- You finally get to have one job.
I mean, these tech companies love their presentations.
All right, I'll send you the link and you can jump on.
Like, you want me to ease on in now?
I don't know, Dina said something.
- That's not what I meant. You're just--
all: What? - Wow.
- [scoffs] There's, like,
So who knows?
Okay, um, some good news.
Emma is very popular,
You have any idea how wet-lipped
[chuckling] - Yeah!
- Isn't that what haggis is?
I wish I never even went to the ICU.
- Yeah. - He is the one person
Carol Baskin? Come on, what a trip!
- Our stuff! - Hands off, employees only!
The ink's starting to turn our butts weird colors.
- Janet asked for three cans of tuna,
- And still, we've managed to see a huge earning spike
They don't need us blowing whistles
- Whoa! The NBA just announced
You should check it out.
I mean, I should probably get back to my office,
but I don't want to just ditch you for the new job.
- Damn it!