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and an endless stream of customers?
- Hey, Amy, about the ventilation in my office?
- Anti-looting procedures.
we could be next.
- Okay, hey. Come on.
but they have me on these calls all day every day!
Zephra finally sent over the safety protocols.
Definitely killed her husband.
Take all of the time you need.
- If you just give us one second--
Hey, Mateo?
in Oregon, Washington, New York...
Everybody in single-file lines.
counting the pots on the shelves, you know.
- Okay! Thank you, Dina.
- This man is harassing me,
during this chaotic time."
- Oh! Really?
♪ And I wonder if you ever think of me ♪
- Yeah. - Oh, the beer is for you guys.
- Oh, no. - Huh? yeah?
- [gasps] Oh, my God. You're pregnant.
♪
I didn't pee yet, but it's still toilet water.
can go towards them.
I mean, couple weeks, we'll be back to normal.
Got it. Easy.
Amy might have abandoned us a little, but we're fine!
I actually knew before Jonah. So, no big deal.
99% of the protests have been peaceful.
are the employees,
We've got this under control.
the register and credit card machine after each customer
- No, it's not--
If you want. Anyone who wants to should.
- So what are you going to do about everything else?
- Amy, it's fine. It's just a call.
- Ahh... - Damn.
[laughs]
- Okay, so no morning meeting today.
with all of this craziness, they've pushed my start date.
- We're not heroes. - Doing our jobs.
to help ease you into your new position.
None of y'all are listening, huh?