Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Underwear? Skittles, Daddy!
-Whoa, whoa. -Get up.
Come here. That's it. Come here!
-Just stop, Booger! That ain't funny! -Well, it's funny to me.
I believe that things gon' work out for the best for you,
You sure did have a hell of a way of showing it.
-on a full-- -on a full athletic scholarship.
Payback is a bitch, huh?
I need some Dolce Gabbana for me. I need some Chanel.
-Now, you don't want your daddy to get in trouble, do you? -No.
is a platinum and diamond Rolex.
You just have to be willing
One love, yo. Hey, that's right. He's got game.
All right. Look, I need to talk to you.
-You don't like that name? -I never liked my name.
And that's scary Like lies buried in a library
All I'm asking is that you let me wet my beak a little bit.
-You know what a capo tost is? -Naw.
-No school say nothing like that. -See, I don't believe that.
He told Mary that he was out on a work release program or something.
I mean, my bad and all, my bad,
Everybody else don't care about you, son.
-Beware Two-triple 0 is near -It might feel good
of your life that you'll ever make.
God takes care of old folks and fools
My sister Mary will be coming with me.
I came to this court by myself. Why you got to follow me?
She will attend seventh grade at a neighbouring junior high school.
This September I will be enrolled at Big State University...
-What, this brand-new Lexus? -Yeah.
Paying mental rent to corporate presidents
Dead pledge allegiance to CDs and movies
Let's go, Boog!
You ain't no competition....I ain't no competition??? Nah..
They got them all lined up, waiting to suck your dick.
You're talking semantics here.
-Yeah, he probably can.
No, you ain't hear that.
We scouted you since you were in junior high school.
You still didn't answer my question though.
That's the best news I've heard in weeks.
I don't know about all men, but I don't even think like that.
Yo, I was keeping beautiful, fine dark sisters.
Point game.
-Maybe someday you'll get to ask him that in person. -Someday.
I Don’t Give A Fuck
-He's a good brother? -Yeah.
I don't remember where he was saying he was going 'cause I was half-asleep.
I thought you lifted weights in Attica, in the joint. Huh?
Hello, son. This is for you.
pay rent, pay Ma Bell,
Lovely, huh? Travel in packs too.
You ain't got to play games with me. Just listen to me for a second.
I'll talk to him, man. I'll handle him. Just give me the word.
-You keep that. -I can't take this.
You trying to fucking plantationalize on me, ain't you?
I'm going to let you two talk, you know, get reacquainted.
to go into the N.B.A. because so many kids are doing it.
Since when do you start calling your uncle Mister?
-Check them. -Ahh!
Everything you got.
-I got game, she got game -Everybody knows
Come on, move away.
-Oh! -Take your shot.
start talking some more about you.
The guy's unbelievable! He's a P.T.P., a prime time player!
Aah!
Whoo-hoo!
My controls ain't working. It's sticking or something.
Boys make decisions with their heart, Jesus.
It's all the film thing, baby. It's all the film thing.
He brought it behind his back and switched it over to his right hand.
You find it in your heart to go to Big State, and, uh...
As you already know, you've picked the perfect recreation.
-Leave a message at the beep.
You're really serious about this basketball,
You know, I see somebody out there, a little kid who needs some help.
You know.
I feel handsome when I'm on the court. I feel like I'm somebody.
-I believe He has. When will you? -Never.
Looking for a big old house, too, with, like, a green lawn and grass...
Where you going? Have you chosen a school yet? Are you going to the NBA?
He can defend. He can run. He can finish.
xxxxxxx,anyway
I mean, it was just-- It's off the hook.
You know, a lot of great ballplayers came out of Coney Island,
-You lost your wig? -Where's my wig?
-All right. -So you got new Jordans, I see.
-Jesus was a name. -for Mary.
They talking about l love you. Oh, I love you.
but you just have a good time with all of them.
I got down... on my hands and knees...
Yo, I got next. I got next game, bro.
-I like teasing you. -I know you do.
Dang! Let go of me!
Man, you never seen me eat my boogers.
A lot of things you learned from me. This your ball?
Am I lying? Come on, kid.
Good. 'Cause we really know how to treat our student athletes right.
Four... three... two--
-My man, my man -One out of one million residents
Oh, Chick has been great.
-Wow. This a phat crib. -Ain't it?
That's some hard shit, my man, you know?
And when you get home, please be nice to her.
-Bring it on now. -Move it by yourself. Come on.
Sit down, son.
-Now, why should me and your Aunt Sally get cut off? -Anything else, Uncle Bubba?
-a... convict-- -Convicted.
It don't come off, son.
-The bus would've come sooner, I would've been on it. -I didn't tell you?
I got hops, baby! I got hops.
-or the jersey. -No way.
Let me tell you something.
-Go? We'll win the whole thing. -That's you, dog.
We can always buy a new basketball.
-Do that for me, man, all right? -Yeah, no problem, man.
So what? Ain't nothing I can do, son, that can bring your mother back.
-I'm thinking about hiring a brother to represent me. -Yeah? Why's that?
D'Andre and Dom need to know something.
Yes. All right, good shoot! Oh!
Mm!
-You are going to go here, aren't you? -Well, we hope so.
-Willing to end the--Aw! -Shit!
He can't play you. He can't do nothing with you!
-You understand what I'm trying to say? -Yes, sir.
I talk too much. That's what Sweetness always says.
Uncle Bubba hasn't changed a bit.
-What's wrong with this inmate? -I don't know.
-What do you think? -You have a really nice home.
So I'm pushing you. So what? Show me what you got.
Now, Jesus, I know you like Lala.
It might feel good It might sound a little something
All that good ass. How you going to be immune to that thigh?
but several NBA teams are interested in you right now.
He says he wants to speak to me. He says it's urgent.
-One week? -Seven days.
I just feel comfortable with a brother.
Coach is telling the truth, man.
Come get it now. I ain't taking it easy on you.
but I will tell you they are contenders.
-Crudup. -You think that's true?
Disrespect
I don’t know, I’m still weighing my options…
Now, let's hit them Skittles.
I keep telling y'all, stop fucking with me.
I won't hurt you. Come here.
Ah. Well, I told you my first name was Jake,
-Yeah, yeah. -What it is
-You went shopping? -Yeah, a little bit. Who this, baby?
'cause I already know how to count and I'm just wasting my time.
In the middle of the universe