Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-You went shopping? -Yeah, a little bit. Who this, baby?
I believe that things gon' work out for the best for you,
-Now, you don't want your daddy to get in trouble, do you? -No.
of your life that you'll ever make.
Paying mental rent to corporate presidents
Hello, son. This is for you.
Come on, move away.
Let me tell you something.
Good. 'Cause we really know how to treat our student athletes right.
-You keep that. -I can't take this.
-Bring it on now. -Move it by yourself. Come on.
Boys make decisions with their heart, Jesus.
They got them all lined up, waiting to suck your dick.
You still didn't answer my question though.
but I will tell you they are contenders.
Four... three... two--
start talking some more about you.
All I'm asking is that you let me wet my beak a little bit.
-on a full-- -on a full athletic scholarship.
He brought it behind his back and switched it over to his right hand.
A lot of things you learned from me. This your ball?
Disrespect
Now, let's hit them Skittles.
Sit down, son.
It's all the film thing, baby. It's all the film thing.
You just have to be willing
Am I lying? Come on, kid.
xxxxxxx,anyway
-Beware Two-triple 0 is near -It might feel good
Uncle Bubba hasn't changed a bit.
I came to this court by myself. Why you got to follow me?
-Yeah, he probably can.
Underwear? Skittles, Daddy!
You know, I see somebody out there, a little kid who needs some help.
-Wow. This a phat crib. -Ain't it?
He told Mary that he was out on a work release program or something.
-or the jersey. -No way.
-You understand what I'm trying to say? -Yes, sir.
-What's wrong with this inmate? -I don't know.
I Don’t Give A Fuck
Aah!
The guy's unbelievable! He's a P.T.P., a prime time player!
-Maybe someday you'll get to ask him that in person. -Someday.
-Now, why should me and your Aunt Sally get cut off? -Anything else, Uncle Bubba?
I don't know about all men, but I don't even think like that.
We can always buy a new basketball.
Ah. Well, I told you my first name was Jake,
-You don't like that name? -I never liked my name.
It don't come off, son.
-Whoa, whoa. -Get up.
He says he wants to speak to me. He says it's urgent.
You know, a lot of great ballplayers came out of Coney Island,
Now, Jesus, I know you like Lala.
This September I will be enrolled at Big State University...
That's some hard shit, my man, you know?
You trying to fucking plantationalize on me, ain't you?
-Just stop, Booger! That ain't funny! -Well, it's funny to me.
One love, yo. Hey, that's right. He's got game.
I got hops, baby! I got hops.
Let's go, Boog!
-Do that for me, man, all right? -Yeah, no problem, man.
-Leave a message at the beep.
-My man, my man -One out of one million residents
And when you get home, please be nice to her.
Whoo-hoo!
You know.
You find it in your heart to go to Big State, and, uh...
I mean, it was just-- It's off the hook.
-One week? -Seven days.
All right. Look, I need to talk to you.
No, you ain't hear that.
I keep telling y'all, stop fucking with me.
-What, this brand-new Lexus? -Yeah.
He can defend. He can run. He can finish.
-He's a good brother? -Yeah.
Where you going? Have you chosen a school yet? Are you going to the NBA?
I just feel comfortable with a brother.
Dang! Let go of me!
-You know what a capo tost is? -Naw.
-I'm thinking about hiring a brother to represent me. -Yeah? Why's that?
-All right. -So you got new Jordans, I see.
As you already know, you've picked the perfect recreation.
-I believe He has. When will you? -Never.
-Jesus was a name. -for Mary.
You're talking semantics here.
-Yeah, yeah. -What it is
-Willing to end the--Aw! -Shit!
And that's scary Like lies buried in a library
Everybody else don't care about you, son.
It might feel good It might sound a little something
Yo, I got next. I got next game, bro.
-Check them. -Ahh!
I won't hurt you. Come here.
Mm!
Yes. All right, good shoot! Oh!
I got down... on my hands and knees...
Point game.
I'm going to let you two talk, you know, get reacquainted.
He can't play you. He can't do nothing with you!
That's the best news I've heard in weeks.
You ain't no competition....I ain't no competition??? Nah..
You sure did have a hell of a way of showing it.
Lovely, huh? Travel in packs too.
-What do you think? -You have a really nice home.
I talk too much. That's what Sweetness always says.
So what? Ain't nothing I can do, son, that can bring your mother back.
pay rent, pay Ma Bell,
is a platinum and diamond Rolex.
So I'm pushing you. So what? Show me what you got.
D'Andre and Dom need to know something.
-You are going to go here, aren't you? -Well, we hope so.
All that good ass. How you going to be immune to that thigh?
-a... convict-- -Convicted.
They talking about l love you. Oh, I love you.
In the middle of the universe
Come here. That's it. Come here!
I mean, my bad and all, my bad,
She will attend seventh grade at a neighbouring junior high school.
My sister Mary will be coming with me.
I feel handsome when I'm on the court. I feel like I'm somebody.
I don't remember where he was saying he was going 'cause I was half-asleep.
-Oh! -Take your shot.
I need some Dolce Gabbana for me. I need some Chanel.
Coach is telling the truth, man.
God takes care of old folks and fools
-I like teasing you. -I know you do.
but you just have a good time with all of them.
Dead pledge allegiance to CDs and movies
Yo, I was keeping beautiful, fine dark sisters.
Since when do you start calling your uncle Mister?
I'll talk to him, man. I'll handle him. Just give me the word.
Looking for a big old house, too, with, like, a green lawn and grass...
You ain't got to play games with me. Just listen to me for a second.
My controls ain't working. It's sticking or something.
to go into the N.B.A. because so many kids are doing it.
Come get it now. I ain't taking it easy on you.
-Go? We'll win the whole thing. -That's you, dog.
Payback is a bitch, huh?
We scouted you since you were in junior high school.
-I got game, she got game -Everybody knows
Oh, Chick has been great.
-The bus would've come sooner, I would've been on it. -I didn't tell you?
but several NBA teams are interested in you right now.
'cause I already know how to count and I'm just wasting my time.
You're really serious about this basketball,
Man, you never seen me eat my boogers.
I thought you lifted weights in Attica, in the joint. Huh?
-No school say nothing like that. -See, I don't believe that.
-Crudup. -You think that's true?
Everything you got.
-You lost your wig? -Where's my wig?