Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-Where you going to be at? 'Cause this is kind of urgent. -I'm usually at the Garden.

Yeah, how are you?

I'm proud of you, son. I mean that.

I will take you to the top.

May God bless him.

Look, the reason why nobody...

Basketball's the birthplace of all of my dreams,

Beware: two triple-0 is near

It's all right. This is pretty nice, actually.

Get that hatred out ya heart, boy

-Where you all live at? -O'Dwyer Gardens.

The way I see it, this is better than your room at the hoosegow.

-So how long I got exactly? -You got 'til midnight Sunday.

We're going to get you a passport, plane ticket and a VISA card.

-We need some time. -Well, I got that, huh?

I'm going to read a, uh, prepared statement from Jesus.

-That don't mean shit. -That don't mean shit?

Yeah, all the times you ever been up eating in my motherfucking house.

It might sound a little something

Dear Jesus, ever since you was born I been pushing you,

-I want to get my swerve on. -Want to go out?

He's stressing you out, I see.

-I'm finished! -Yeah, well, you ain't excused though.

All right, Boo?

Mmm, I feel refreshed.

Hey! What's in the bag, all right?

and drive down a street with this and have 40 girls chasing you.

White men in suits don't have to jump

Amongst the themes controlled by the screens

My wandering got my ass wondering

from right now 'til the year 2000.

Oh, and they got the other thing for you, man.

-And he can shake so good. -Can he?

My short story's winning and keep the beat spinning

Come on, Jesus. Get up on him, Jesus.

-What did I tell you about talking to strangers anyway? -Don't do it.

-How's he doing? How's your brother? -Bossy as usual.

I got it! All the way! Fly! Alley-oop!

All right? I mean, you can play ball and all that,

I'm out of here, man.

Or on them government checks, uhh

-Don't push me. -So what I push you? So what?

Nothing to lose Everything approved

I mean, I just want the best for both of us.

So much money that we won't be in Coney Island no more.

-Bye, Chick. -Bye, Chick.

We're the Railsplitters, and nobody's fucking with us.

I'll give you ten.

You want to take them shines off, that gold?

I'm sorry, baby.

I was told you were on the court.

You ain't got to say that to me. School's out. You know what I'm saying?

-Jesus. -Jesus. -Oh, Jesus!

As you already know, this will be the most important decision...

Jesus Shuttlesworth, the number one basketball prospect in the country.

All right, Jesus, let me ask you a question.

being away from home for-- for the first time.

That's not right, Chick. That's not right, Chick.

Whether east or west!

-Yes! -Bullshit!

The sooner you do what you going to do,

Jesus. That's what they called him-- Jesus. 'Cause he was the truth.

Yes, sir. I try to stay fit, trim.

-It's just I met a friend. -Female friend?

Don't let a win get to your head or a loss to your heart

I have the contacts. So apply for the NBA draft now.

Just go hang out with my boys back in high school:

I'm sorry for not being with you this morning,

Moses parted the Red Sea, not Jesus.

-Moses, Jesus, whatever. -Whatever?

Word is Bond, I wake up every day wit' my game face on

You have the best of both worlds.

-Mm, thanks. -And for the boys upstate.

I'm out on a--what you call like a... work release program, baby,

I hear what you say, but if everybody's saying the same thing, it's got to be true.

Thank you, Books. You may wait outside.

Come on. Let's go meet Coach Billy Sunday, man.

-We'll check you later. -Later on. Them boys can play, man.

It's just five minutes of your time before you make your decision.

Let me take you elsewhere where you stand is a curse there for sure

You know what I'm saying? Huh?

You're lucky the bus is here, late like you.

You're good. Hey, where the hell you at last night?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think I saw something like that about him on TV.

And, you know, Mommy, she wanted you to go to college.

Plus, when we page you, you have to return our call within ten minutes...

You hear me, Jesus?

I think I'll go around again.

-Guard! -Governor Pernell will do his part.

-So, like, listen, Layla-- -Lala.

and all of the pitfalls that come with being in a deprived situation.

-I know. Hmm. -I can't wait.

Get that motherfucker.

I'm going to tell y'all Monday morning.

I seen you around, you know.

Enjoy the Skittles, baby.

Don't they feed you at home, Booger?

Oh, the sink doesn't work. There's some cold water in the bathroom tub.

-Lala! -Lala. You know her?

So, what did he say?

You know, everything like that. Keep my mind occupied.

I want to go on the Cyclone. I want to go on the Turbo-Jet.

No. Nothing to be sorry about.

Because men make decisions with their mind.

He's not going to be here much longer.

I'm just glad you was able to make it, man.

All those kids don't mean shit! I'm raising you, nobody else!

You going to let me in on your secret?

It's a letter of intent for your son to sign. Take it.

Son... don't blow it.

-We both agreed on that. -I wanted that child.

-Borinquen, baby, thank you. -Borinquen. Yeah, whatever.

You just can't shoot the darn fool.

-As jealous as niggers is around here, like that nigger. -Jesus!

those high school sweethearts who get left behind.

-Looks like he ate some of this fine prison cuisine. -I can't take a chance.

This makes me your agent.

If it don't matter, then why are you stressing?

Only place on Coney Island, my man.

But Still, Yo Auntie’s Still a Pepto Bismol Body Ass

Can't do nothing in here, though. I mean, behind these--

-We got game, they got game he got game -What's going down

Not everybody's a scumbag.

Bitch, I'll kick your ass.

I have seen that movie many a time.

Can't you make him shut up?

Respect my call. Besides, that wasn't a foul. That was attempted murder!

I don't know. He just rolled him in.

-Have you? -Come on now. Leave the man alone.

Uncle Jake must have beat him in basketball again. Ow!

-Get off of me! -We're not rich.

-He working? -Naw.

-Dom Pagnotti. Pleasure to meet you. -Nice to meet you.

I thought maybe you need some help, or something like that.

and, uh... I love her very much.

-I'm a good actress. -Are you?

If you persuade your son to do this,

Well, it's going to be over Monday morning, okay?

Yeah. Where you at, baby? That's my rock.

-Uncle Bubba told you that? -Mm-hmm.

-Vertigo. -Vertigo, baby, I tell you.