Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-I want to get my swerve on. -Want to go out?

being away from home for-- for the first time.

I think I'll go around again.

I'm out of here, man.

It's all right. This is pretty nice, actually.

-That don't mean shit. -That don't mean shit?

Bitch, I'll kick your ass.

-Guard! -Governor Pernell will do his part.

I will take you to the top.

This makes me your agent.

May God bless him.

-I'm a good actress. -Are you?

-We both agreed on that. -I wanted that child.

No. Nothing to be sorry about.

Thank you, Books. You may wait outside.

The way I see it, this is better than your room at the hoosegow.

-Uncle Bubba told you that? -Mm-hmm.

My wandering got my ass wondering

-Where you going to be at? 'Cause this is kind of urgent. -I'm usually at the Garden.

-And he can shake so good. -Can he?

Whether east or west!

I got it! All the way! Fly! Alley-oop!

Let me take you elsewhere where you stand is a curse there for sure

Get that hatred out ya heart, boy

I'm going to read a, uh, prepared statement from Jesus.

-I know. Hmm. -I can't wait.

You know, everything like that. Keep my mind occupied.

-Mm, thanks. -And for the boys upstate.

You hear me, Jesus?

We're the Railsplitters, and nobody's fucking with us.

Come on, Jesus. Get up on him, Jesus.

All right, Boo?

from right now 'til the year 2000.

-It's just I met a friend. -Female friend?

I'm sorry, baby.

Don't they feed you at home, Booger?

I'll give you ten.

Yeah, how are you?

You have the best of both worlds.

Amongst the themes controlled by the screens

-Yes! -Bullshit!

Moses parted the Red Sea, not Jesus.

-I'm finished! -Yeah, well, you ain't excused though.

Just go hang out with my boys back in high school:

-So how long I got exactly? -You got 'til midnight Sunday.

-Lala! -Lala. You know her?

It's just five minutes of your time before you make your decision.

and, uh... I love her very much.

Basketball's the birthplace of all of my dreams,

All right, Jesus, let me ask you a question.

-So, like, listen, Layla-- -Lala.

Respect my call. Besides, that wasn't a foul. That was attempted murder!

I'm out on a--what you call like a... work release program, baby,

Yes, sir. I try to stay fit, trim.

Yeah, all the times you ever been up eating in my motherfucking house.

You're lucky the bus is here, late like you.

Jesus Shuttlesworth, the number one basketball prospect in the country.

If it don't matter, then why are you stressing?

All right? I mean, you can play ball and all that,

Well, it's going to be over Monday morning, okay?

It's a letter of intent for your son to sign. Take it.

I have seen that movie many a time.

He's stressing you out, I see.

-We got game, they got game he got game -What's going down

Or on them government checks, uhh

Oh, the sink doesn't work. There's some cold water in the bathroom tub.

and all of the pitfalls that come with being in a deprived situation.

All those kids don't mean shit! I'm raising you, nobody else!

-Looks like he ate some of this fine prison cuisine. -I can't take a chance.

-We need some time. -Well, I got that, huh?

Because men make decisions with their mind.

Dear Jesus, ever since you was born I been pushing you,

-He working? -Naw.

Not everybody's a scumbag.

-Don't push me. -So what I push you? So what?

Mmm, I feel refreshed.

-Borinquen, baby, thank you. -Borinquen. Yeah, whatever.

Word is Bond, I wake up every day wit' my game face on

and drive down a street with this and have 40 girls chasing you.

So much money that we won't be in Coney Island no more.

I hear what you say, but if everybody's saying the same thing, it's got to be true.

You ain't got to say that to me. School's out. You know what I'm saying?

Look, the reason why nobody...

It might sound a little something

White men in suits don't have to jump

The sooner you do what you going to do,

Yeah. Where you at, baby? That's my rock.

I'm going to tell y'all Monday morning.

He's not going to be here much longer.

Oh, and they got the other thing for you, man.

Can't do nothing in here, though. I mean, behind these--

I was told you were on the court.

Uncle Jake must have beat him in basketball again. Ow!

those high school sweethearts who get left behind.

-We'll check you later. -Later on. Them boys can play, man.

I'm sorry for not being with you this morning,

We're going to get you a passport, plane ticket and a VISA card.

Plus, when we page you, you have to return our call within ten minutes...

That's not right, Chick. That's not right, Chick.

-Have you? -Come on now. Leave the man alone.

Get that motherfucker.

And, you know, Mommy, she wanted you to go to college.

I have the contacts. So apply for the NBA draft now.

-Where you all live at? -O'Dwyer Gardens.

I mean, I just want the best for both of us.

Can't you make him shut up?

So, what did he say?

Hey! What's in the bag, all right?

As you already know, this will be the most important decision...

I'm proud of you, son. I mean that.

You're good. Hey, where the hell you at last night?

Don't let a win get to your head or a loss to your heart

Enjoy the Skittles, baby.

-Jesus. -Jesus. -Oh, Jesus!

You want to take them shines off, that gold?

-Bye, Chick. -Bye, Chick.

Only place on Coney Island, my man.

I thought maybe you need some help, or something like that.

You know what I'm saying? Huh?

I want to go on the Cyclone. I want to go on the Turbo-Jet.

Nothing to lose Everything approved

If you persuade your son to do this,

But Still, Yo Auntie’s Still a Pepto Bismol Body Ass

I don't know. He just rolled him in.

-Moses, Jesus, whatever. -Whatever?

Come on. Let's go meet Coach Billy Sunday, man.

-Dom Pagnotti. Pleasure to meet you. -Nice to meet you.

Jesus. That's what they called him-- Jesus. 'Cause he was the truth.

Son... don't blow it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think I saw something like that about him on TV.

-As jealous as niggers is around here, like that nigger. -Jesus!

You going to let me in on your secret?

You just can't shoot the darn fool.

-What did I tell you about talking to strangers anyway? -Don't do it.

-How's he doing? How's your brother? -Bossy as usual.

Beware: two triple-0 is near

-Vertigo. -Vertigo, baby, I tell you.

My short story's winning and keep the beat spinning

I seen you around, you know.

I'm just glad you was able to make it, man.

-Get off of me! -We're not rich.