Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-Can't believe you listen to that bullshit. -Fine! I'm sorry, all right?
-Can I talk to you, son? -I don't know. You'll see me around.
Aah!
Good riddance.
Yes, I loved her!
He does not speak for me! You do what you feel is right.
139!
Everybody else ain't bring you in this world.
Give it up. Give it up.
-You don't belong here. -Oh, yeah? How can you tell that?
Got that, uh, vehicle theft deterrent.
And taking them grants for granted
Here's what I'm saying. We can help each other, all right?
I'm just--I'm afraid.
Jake Shuttlesworth...
-What is a 'ho? Is that like a gardening tool? -'Ho, man. Whore.
Goodness. I know the both of y'all know Jesus Shuttlesworth.
Jesus!
Yes. That's what I'm talking about.
I tore them up too.
pay Con Ed, buy clothes, furniture with no visible means of income.
D'Andre Mackey. He's a good brother also.
-Where we going to be at, huh? What you going to buy Mama, son? -House.
Bitch that sells pussy. Right, Jake?
Not yet.
-What's up, Jesus! -Atlantic City, my treat.
Both fucked-up people.
I can't blame the M.V. who be getting all the Benjies
-Uh-huh -My wandering got my ass wondering
Still 1,001 ways to lose with the shoes
You're going to honestly lie dead to my face and tell me...
That's something I didn't teach you.
-Yeah? -Yeah. How are you?
I hope that Chick here has been a gracious host.
Beats in the game of rap, put my soul in it, care less about the gold in it
Time for you to get your ass out of bed.
Jesus, I have read all about...
-Really. I ain't had my coffee. -Be cool, all right?
89.95. Right here...
Well, I'm here to testify that I found a pair.
You take him to the left. You take him back to the right.
He's always singing.
-Year by year all sense disappears -Know y'all did your homework.
where's if l--
You got the game.
I told them nobody can tell Jesus what to do, but they fucking insisted.
Now go on. Hey, man, back up!
I think that, uh... I can help you.
Ain't exactly clear
Look, you pygmy motherfucker--
-So what's up, Coach? -You know, I don't want to keep busting your balls,
-Stop pushing him, man. -You got to deal with that, son.
I pray that you understand...
-Maybe I wanted to play with Jesus. -Jesus!
No harm. No foul. Are you hurt? You bleeding?
Let us finish, and then we can get up with y'all later. All right?
I think it's only right that we be compensated for sacrifices...
Everybody else in the world is asleep.
-Nonsense perseveres Prayers laced with fear -What's up?
-I love you. -l love you, son.
Running the game Chuck and Kris
-Jesus. -Jesus. -Jesus.
Yeah, we got that malt liquor, a.k.a. liquid crack.
-What difference does it make where I'm going? -I would like to know.
-It's gorgeous. -Thank you.
in the whole entire world.
The director is God.
That's good. You want a hot dog?
-I suspect you already got a deal in place. -What kind of deal?
-convicted mur... der... -Murderer.
-They go the extra mile, man. -You lying.
I'm his number one money-maker. I'm his bottom bitch.
I'm sorry.
He's got a great reputation for never forgetting anyone who's done right by him.
-Mm. -Take your pick.
You see what I'm saying? Lights, camera, action!
-Morning, Jake. -Hey, what's happening?
House. O-U-sss...
-Trying to sneak bread all the time. -Bye, Jesus!
The whole shot.
whether it's you or your father that wants to pursue this.
Yeah.
This Nigga’s Nervous Man Fukk That Shit, Finish Reading, Slappy
Why don't you take that wig off...
Any shenanigans, the deal is off.
I play the two-spot.
Eyo Eyo
I know what you told me, Coach. I know, I know.
Everybody look what's going down
No, baby, come on. Don't hold back.
Layla… LaLa Whatever!
You know what? You look like Kim Novak from what movie?
-Nine-five. -You quitting?
-Just doing our job, baby. -We all happy in our work, ain't we?
-Where? -Dakota.
and, uh, got a daughter named Mary.
All right. That's good. One out of ten, that's--
You know, trying to fuck me isn't going to help me.
but a beautiful human being.
-I'm making you some money tonight. -Hey, baby.
What's up, Chick? Hey, Chick.
It's just that I could... get in trouble.
-Naw, nothing like that. -You're trying to pull a fast one on us?
-Just in case. -Thank you.
Mr. Shuttlesworth, you are now wired.
-Bye. -Nice seeing y'all.
What's love got to do with what you got
Love, Mommy.
Yeah, capisce. Can you pull over?
I tell people my whole life history and I don't even know a thing about them.
That's the wrong way to start a conversation with me.
-You coached? -Nah, nothing like that there.
What time is it?
“Oh yeah fuck me baby” “Agggghgggh yeah”
But I would tell him that he needs to go to college and get an education...
-Where is he at? -I talked to him yesterday.
They care about themselves.
I don't know. I mean, they're all the same,
The best you can buy.
His game has got everything you need.
-Give me the ball, man. -What you doing?
Best one, so far? You think?
Did you meet any women at the parties, in the dorms and stuff like that?
-Check it out-- -Hey, respect my call.
-That's the only basket you getting all game. -Check.
There's no free pussy around here, no freebies.
-I love you. -Hook a sister up. I need some money.
Wow.
-All right. Sit down. -Huh?
two of the best, handpicked by me.
How many bedrooms? How many bedrooms?
Never a word out of me. Always there for you.
Why do you fuck with me, you fucking bitches?
Show me!
Any shenanigans, the deal is off.
-What's up with these questions... -Yeah!
Don't be modest. You ought to be proud. You ought to be proud as a peacock.
But damn the game if it don't mean nothing
Sign of a local nigga unraveling
-I'll see you fourth period, all right? -Sounds good.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAN!!!!
Be a dissident who ain't kissing it
With you and Chick, we'll definitely go to the Final Four.
What?
Why is Daddy here? Why did he come back?
What do you expect? I got to take care of Mary, nobody else but me.
I had no idea that--