Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You heard what the fuck I said. I said sit down!

-Dear Lord, please... -Please.

He say what this is about?

Tonight, our feature is about a biblical player--

There's no strings, no rubber bands. There's nothing attached at all.

Look, I don't have a lot of time, so make it quick.

Ever since I walked in the house, as a matter of fact.

-Word -Nonsense perseveres Prayers laced with fear

-You played yourself, faded yourself. -That's crazy.

That's game--11-5.

That's what I figured. Why aren't I staying down there with y'all?

-That's the way we are here at Tech U. We show love. -Much love. Much love.

We're up on the Upper West Side? Central Park West somewhere?

I hope you're not looking to buy no plane, train or bus ticket out of here.

All these people around here, half these people aren't going to college.

All right, we gon' cut out all that lucky shit.

-I like to ride the bus. These are my people. -Hey, what's up with Jake?

-I ain't no baby no more. -All right.

-Full athletic scholarship. -Whoo! That's wonderful!

You get that hatred out your heart son

Funny to me, just like you picking and eating your boogers all the time.

I don't want you to lose track of time. You see, we're on a tight schedule.

What's wrong with finding Jesus, huh? What's wrong with that?

was captured last night in the Coney Island section of Brooklyn, New York...

You take that $20 back to your wife, honey.

That's to deter them Coney Island Puerto Ricans from stealing your shit.

This is your mama you're talking to. Come here, baby.

-It's okay. -Sorry, l--

-No disrespect. No disrespect. -Thank you.

-He's my big brother. -He's your big brother?

You can call her up at 4:00 in the morning, man.

Five, four, three, two, one.

Not the guy who's getting it up the old kazoo, but the guy who's doing it,

But, son, your father does love you dearly.

He kept going. He's almost getting the rim now, or the net, anyway--the net.

-Big Time, what's up, baby?

Why you going to play me like that?

huge, fanatical basketball fan.

Who got game Where's the game in life

-This is the Ritz to you. -I ain't mad at nobody.

-Foul, man! -All right, you got foul. No harm.

Chilling me with some goddamn shit from some other motherfucker.

-Feel so good. -All that titty up in your face.

-You ain't my pops. -Don't be trying to blow up the spot!

What you looking around for?

You know I'll never keep anything from you, never.

Just give that to Mary.

to take that into consideration with the kind of money that they're getting now.

-How you doing? -How you doing, Jesus?

You didn't read the paper that day, son?

This is going to be the most important decision in your life.

-Thirty-four. -Thirty-four points?

We have to get started right away.

Give Me the Fukkin Paper Man, You Irking Me with that Bullshit About to Graduate and You Still Can’t Fukkin Read You Dumbass

I finally came to the realization...

This shit is bogus. The boy did not go for the bucks.

You want his autograph now, 'cause it's going to be worth big money real soon.

They come back to win it, and there's bedlam at the Garden.

that you lick it all back up,

If those were really your friends, they wouldn't be filling your head with bullshit.

In closing, my family and I send our prayers out to my father.

So just be telling it real, it ain't like a third-time felon's appeal

-All I count is the money. -Yeah?

How you going to be immune to pussy? Pussy be talking to you, Jesus.

What, you want to quit when you get pushed?

You never tell me nothing. You never even have time for me no more.

These are the new Jordans.

it made me want to cry.

This is about to be the most important decision in your life.

-He is so good. -Yeah?

-Holding out? -You're trying to cut us out the deal.

-Block it. -Whoa!

-Hello, Lala. -Hello.

Starting beefs with you, starting shit with you.

See those seats down there, man?

When I really get paid, I ain't going to lose track of you and Aunt Sally!

Oh, okay. Yeah. Yeah, I can see the resemblance.

I'm Coach Noland Richardson, the University of Arkansas.

Tripping? We'll see who's tripping later on tonight.

-Has a $30,000 stereo system. State of the art. -$30,000?

-Stop hitting on him. -Tell him to stop then. He always getting on my nerves.

-But fuck the game if it ain't saying nothing -Damn

-Eight-five. -Eight-five.

and that's good.

Now, I don't know if you realize this,

I mean, something like this here...

The politics of chains and whips

Ahh, ohh What's that sound

Coach bumped that up a bit for you. You passed the course, didn't you?

I haven't had the pleasure of meeting your son as yet. I can't speculate.

-Going to kick these motherfuckers' ass. -For real.

-Her name is Lala. We in love. -I got a lady too.

I like you, you know, uh, fa--uh, Dakota.

Yo, Shuttlesworth.

a little bit of information. I need something--anything.

-You are bad for business, okay? -I got money, all right?

-Mommy, can I be excused? -No, you cannot. Sit your ass down.

-I love you. -I love you too.

The governor has yet to inform me.

I guess it's like God is paying-- making me pay for my sins.

I'll keep it. The money you and I going to make together,

So I figure, hey, you know, you might need some fatherly advice.

Your father, Jake Shuttlesworth.

-Get the fuck out of here. -Let go. You're hurting my--

-Check it out. -Check them.

No matter what I say to you, I ain't got nothing to do with your game.

He asked me if I want to go house shopping with him.

Me with a white bitch ?

You need to sign with me, and you need to sign with me now.

There are very few players that give you 40 minutes of everything.

At this point in time, I can't tell you who,

I was talking to him last night. He told me that he was heading out of town today.

-Hey, wait a minute-- -Daddy, he's tripping.

-Yeah. -Your dusanikbats uncle. You had to get out of his house.

Yeah! We're the Lincoln Railsplitters, baby! What, what, what, what?

Some are--don't get me wrong-- but not everybody. Okay?

but the governor got what he wanted.

but what you need to do, Jesus, is give me the opportunity...

I'm really tripping.

Public Enemy on the disk Unstoppable

You'll have to excuse the temporary discomfort,

The B-36 don't come until I get here, Lala.

-You like music? -I love music.

Come on, slide through. Slide through, slide through.

Oh! My little woman.

If you would've been on time, there would've been no need to run.

In here there's some money. Get some clothing.