Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Yeah, he was nice. See, everybody remember him from the Knicks,

we made when we took y'all in.

I'm the best at what I do. I'm a sports agent.

-Yeah, well, I didn't want to get all up in your business-- -Smart, huh?

I think you need to go and talk to your father.

She knows it's only a treat.

You all right? I heard a lot of noise next door.

You also don't have a choice.

We had a ball already.

I got game She got game

I'll kick your ass out to the curb right now.

-Why you cheating, man? -How did I cheat?

I overpower the mic Hit the crowd with the bomb diggy

-Why not? -It's illegal. I can't take it.

And you got the cocaine, heroin, crack cocaine.

Bitch, this ain't Gone With The Wind.

Your food was getting cold, so I put it in the oven.

You know I ain't supposed to be talking to no agent. That shit is illegal.

-Nah, I haven't seen him. -You sure?

Where we going to live at, son? Where we living at, yo? Where we living at?

That's right. That's right. So since I'm on the clock,

Mmm, you look so good. So you like the wig?

-Keep it. -Oh, I bet there's strings attached, too, huh?

-Hey. -Oh, man.

Look, I'm not a crack 'ho, okay? I don't do drugs.

So you ready? One-on-one?

I wonder where the hell this bus is. Damn!

All right, all right. Just let me go back to sleep, okay?

-I ain't giving up. -You just gon' give up.

You trying to antebellum my ass.

-D'Andre, what's up? -How you doing?

-I'm not a pygmy. -You want to walk to school?

You can have the rest. I swear. Look, man.

-It's okay. -Daddy.

-Forget Billy Sunday. We need to follow them. -Man, he's a cool white boy.

-Hey. Shit. -Thou shall not kill.

But damn the game if it don't mean nothing

the governor's given me his word...

-You take it back. -Sh--

Big Time Willie, that's what I've been trying to tell him but he won't listen.

You can make the governor very happy.

But you get that hatred out your heart, boy,

Get that hatred outcha heart boy

Beaucoup game in the first quarter alone.

When you going back anyway?

From this day forth anything dealing with rap stay off

You can walk? You all right?

You look out for yourself. You look out for your sister.

Hello, Mr. Shuttlesworth.

-Take it! Take it! -Go strong, baby.

For your information, technically...

This past week has been a very difficult week for me.

In this field it ain't about selling a mil wit' the run of the mill

-You have to check in with us daily.

Where you taking him?

-What kind of job do you have to do? -I can't tell you that yet.

-Of course. -Let's go one-on-one.

Mary, do you hear me talking to you? Don't play deaf.

Paid my hard-earned money for that basketball. You know that, don't you?

-All right, show me what you got.

-How's your game? -Okay.

Coach, I understand the magnitude of this decision.

-That left hand coming? -Okay.

Still can't beat your pops?

All they got to do is make you mad and you'll give up, won't you?

Michael Jordan'll give you 35. But 40 minutes of everything he's got...

Can't do this. No, no, honey, can't do this. You're too young--

I've done a lot of praying and have asked for guidance from above.

Defender came up and kind of stutter-stepped a little bit,

Act like it means something?

Get that hatred out your heart boy

-What? -That's $10,000.

-Goddamn, man! -Good block, baby.

This shit is all fucked up.

-Bitch, are you out of your fucking mind?

Poetry in motion

I'll allow you to write maybe allow you to bite

All right. Tell you what.

We back harder than ever Follow my lead

When they get in here, they tear the roof off, yo.

The game brings me love, peace and happiness.

Good. Whose car is this?

Number one, why you got to use all this kind of language?

these kids ain't going to listen to nothing you say, you know.

-Have you made a decision? -Aw, damn! You too?

Don't think I haven't heard stories about these white college bitches.

I have to meet him. We'll talk about this tomorrow. See you later, Mary.

If that's something that we as coaches have used for many years--dribble, pass and shoot.

Was it something I said

Get That Hated Out Ya Heart Boy

Many a great man, son, their downfall was 'cause of a woman.

Wait. You can sit on mine. I'm going to warm this one up.

People don't care about me.

Whew! Jesus Shuttlesworth.

But the Knicks, they put the shackles on him, man, you know, on his whole game.

The governor can do that? He can--

-I wanted to know what you think because it's-- -What I think?

Let him go. Huh?

However, I do wonder sometimes...

I told you I ain't taking it easy on you. Where you at, boy?

-Dakota. -I'm sorry.

Two-triple 0 is here

Clint Eastwood in Escape From Alcatraz. The Fugitive.

Oh, why you do--

-My God, it's funny, isn't it? -Y'all got some ice around here?

that will be the backbone of this great country,

You're earning these two.

And it's time for you to go. And put the bread back down.

-Boy, when I tell you to sit down-- -Get off me!

-Man, shut your-- -Fuck the call.

-His name is Sweetness. -All right.

-Jesus, Tech-U is a really cool place. You will love it here. -Really?

Turn around! Do it now, or you're a dead man!

The way it was explained to me, as long as it's in my name, it's all good.

I don't want you getting into any more trouble. I know it wasn't your fault.

-Oh, you did? -Big Time Willie told motherfuckers...

Yeah, you right.

-Schoolwork? -Okay.

-Did you miss me, Jesus? -Of course I missed you.

-Okay. I'll arrange everything. -I'll see you tomorrow at school.

-I know 'cause I ain't stupid. -You went to a fortune teller?

-What's up, Booger? -Hi, Uncle Jake.

Ain't nobody did a motherfucking thing.

Look, maybe it's in your best interest to take it as a compliment.

-Don't talk to your sister like that. -Am I talking to you?

-Let me show you what you taught me. -Yeah, show me. Show me!

you got playing music for you right there.

Obviously, I'm wrong, brother. It's my mistake, uh--

Yeah, that's all good and everything, but when I'm ready,

When the Ghetto D founder catches you throwing that Ghetto D in the sewer

J-J, come on, give the guy a break, man.

He gives me a tingle, and I think that's what Jesus does.

-Goddamn! -Jesus!

If your braings insane then stick to your deals

Hey, look, why don't we take this on over there.