Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

In my line of work, last names aren't needed.

You're not a free man.

Oh, don't get mad. You're the one that taught me to be a good sportsman.

back in the day, he could play some ball, yeah.

No, we're not going to follow you.

Who was that? She was sweating you.

Yeah, I got your stupid letters.

I just want you to know-- I don't do drugs. I'm clean.

Come on, let's walk.

Remember what my main man Spivey said. Don't get any in the car.

You don't seem like the type of guy that would be here...

You're trying to hold out on us.

-Pass, Sip. -Yo, pick that up, G.

-Do what a black man got to do. -Where you going?

When he was in the streets of Philly, the playgrounds,

Is that going to bring your mother back?

That's the real reason why I'm out here.

-Smack me if I'm wrong-- -Big Time!

Whoo-hoo! Good pass, James!

Does KRS represent heaven Hell, yeah

-You talk a great game. -Jesus, this isn't a game. This is life.

Do me a favour. Go lock the door.

Big Time, it's cool.

especially against the Knicks.

-I am the man. -Yeah!

I'm not asking you to commit a homicide here. I'm asking you to just give me...

Hello. I'm Dean Smith, the basketball coach, University of North Carolina.

Look, son, just be careful. That's all I'm saying to you, all right?

About to graduate, you can't even read, dumb ass.

Behind the game behind the game

Hold on, hold on. Sit down.

He likes to play in a crowd, and he can pass the basketball.

Everything's been arranged.

Not the house I'm going to get you.

You know, your pops, bugged out as he is right now,

What's up, son?

Naw, I just, you know--

Baby, wake up. Call 9-1-1, son.

Don't know nothing. Don't want to know nothing.

Don't be afraid, don't fall asleep Open your mind

You have platinum and diamonds. That's like having speed and power in the NBA.

I'm Roy Williams from the University of Kansas.

Use basketball as a tool.

Hey, yo, I don't think they heard you, Stephen. Kick it to them again one more time.

Nubian sisters. Africa. The whole nine. I'm telling you, man.

-Look, I need some money. -Mm-hmm.

Father and son? Jake and Jesus?

Jesus, the fact remains, you took the do-re-mi, pal. Think back with me.

One last thing.

you could buy 20 of them if you want.

I got to meet your brother. Please let me meet your brother.

trying to make you the ball player that I never was.

He had escaped the maximum security Attica State Penitentiary...

At least I still got my teeth.

The kids are smart.

And in a situation that's void of any kind of leadership other than his own,

I knew you was going to come though. I appreciate it, though, son.

That's it, huh? Yeah. How much these cost, man?

-You think so? -Oh, no doubt.

-Will you beat it. Damn! -Let's get out of here.

Everybody look what's going down

You ain't ready for me.

That way. That way.

-I remember. You tell me every day. -What? What did I say?

because, of course, she passed.

and, uh, I got two children.

You miss, you know you giving me ten pushups, right?

Jesus, I always thought of you as a son. You know that, right?

And I ain't talking about no love. I'm talking about...

I can live with them odds.

I bet he can finally beat you.

All right. Well, um...

-Which hand are you supposed to be shooting with? -Left.

Hey, yo, back up! Hey, back up, back up! Let the man breathe.

When I read about how you've been raising your sister all by yourself,

He's supposed to be, taking care of his little sister.

You know that, right?

-You look like a cockroach. -Cockroach?

-What you stalling for? -Everything you got you got from me.

-Okay? -I ain't talking about nothing like that.

-Isn't that from the Good Book? -That's in the Good Book. So?

Oh, yeah, baby. Fuck me now.

Did I meet any women?

We got two more hours to go. Man, I don't want to hear that shit.

-Look at the pants on that kid, man. -Let's go, baby.

-Naw, I don't know yet. -You're not holding out on me, are you?

But fuck the game if it ain't saying nothing

but you got any idea where you're going to go with this thing?

Earl the Pearl.

We can all go back early, if you just...

My bad. It's my bad. You all right? You straight?

Wash them. Cook for you.

So you do know your Bible, huh?

But nowadays, uh, Warden, they--

Bleeding fatalities Too many formalities

There's a couple of things I think we better go over.

So what about you?

Fucking with me.

Sign of a local nigga unravelling

Miss Shuttlesworth.

Modern-day thugs ain't got no guts

Daddy, when did you get out?

-Cheers. -Cheers.

Boom the shottie Got the motherfucking paparazzi

¿ Dónde estabas tú anoche, chico?

Whatever may be may be. But you can look like Buddy Hackett...

-He's quarantined now. He's contagious. -God!

-Everything's good? -Ah, you know, it's all right.

I ain't got no more time to be trying to beg your forgiveness or nothing,

-They are in my top ten. -In your top ten?

-Take the ball out. Huh? -Man, I quit, man.

I'm serving time for that right now.

This allows me to represent you.

And don't forget about the alcohol, baby.

-What does he do? -D'Andre's an agent.

Here, let me help you up.

-Isn't that what you said? -Lala has to look out for herself.

-Oh, Jesus. -Oh, Jesus.

-Yeah! -It's your ball.

Huh? The bigger a nigger get up in this motherfucker, the more they hate you.

to, you know, more or less, just beat you down?

I think when April 11th comes, I just want to let my hair down,

-Put this right here. -Thanks.

I got to ask you a few questions, you know, catch up on things.

Are you, like, religious or something?

It's me, baby. It's Lala.

They got that pussy.

for that broken-down 'ho you been messing around with.

I learned that from you.

-Take a look inside, Jesus. -You can get a house with a quarter million dollars.

@ people hating on new drake album

Damn, I can't believe he threw that shit over the fence.

-You got a dick, don't you? -Without a doubt.

Deadly combination. You know what I'm saying?

I still got dreams. I got plans too. Big plans.

-I love you. -Oh, I love you, Jesus. Oh, I love you.