Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Did I meet any women?

Hey, yo, back up! Hey, back up, back up! Let the man breathe.

-Naw, I don't know yet. -You're not holding out on me, are you?

I just want you to know-- I don't do drugs. I'm clean.

We can all go back early, if you just...

Modern-day thugs ain't got no guts

Oh, don't get mad. You're the one that taught me to be a good sportsman.

You ain't ready for me.

At least I still got my teeth.

Fucking with me.

Do me a favour. Go lock the door.

Everything's been arranged.

There's a couple of things I think we better go over.

I ain't got no more time to be trying to beg your forgiveness or nothing,

Baby, wake up. Call 9-1-1, son.

You don't seem like the type of guy that would be here...

-You look like a cockroach. -Cockroach?

Nubian sisters. Africa. The whole nine. I'm telling you, man.

Bleeding fatalities Too many formalities

He's supposed to be, taking care of his little sister.

So what about you?

He likes to play in a crowd, and he can pass the basketball.

Boom the shottie Got the motherfucking paparazzi

But fuck the game if it ain't saying nothing

I'm serving time for that right now.

It's me, baby. It's Lala.

Sign of a local nigga unravelling

They got that pussy.

-Isn't that what you said? -Lala has to look out for herself.

-Put this right here. -Thanks.

No, we're not going to follow you.

And don't forget about the alcohol, baby.

And in a situation that's void of any kind of leadership other than his own,

to, you know, more or less, just beat you down?

but you got any idea where you're going to go with this thing?

-Isn't that from the Good Book? -That's in the Good Book. So?

You know that, right?

-Take the ball out. Huh? -Man, I quit, man.

-What you stalling for? -Everything you got you got from me.

Hello. I'm Dean Smith, the basketball coach, University of North Carolina.

You're not a free man.

Don't be afraid, don't fall asleep Open your mind

Don't know nothing. Don't want to know nothing.

Oh, yeah, baby. Fuck me now.

Behind the game behind the game

Jesus, I always thought of you as a son. You know that, right?

-You talk a great game. -Jesus, this isn't a game. This is life.

Earl the Pearl.

One last thing.

Father and son? Jake and Jesus?

-I love you. -Oh, I love you, Jesus. Oh, I love you.

-You got a dick, don't you? -Without a doubt.

Remember what my main man Spivey said. Don't get any in the car.

¿ Dónde estabas tú anoche, chico?

And I ain't talking about no love. I'm talking about...

When I read about how you've been raising your sister all by yourself,

-I am the man. -Yeah!

Big Time, it's cool.

Damn, I can't believe he threw that shit over the fence.

So you do know your Bible, huh?

I'm Roy Williams from the University of Kansas.

Are you, like, religious or something?

About to graduate, you can't even read, dumb ass.

I think when April 11th comes, I just want to let my hair down,

Hold on, hold on. Sit down.

-Yeah! -It's your ball.

-Look at the pants on that kid, man. -Let's go, baby.

Jesus, the fact remains, you took the do-re-mi, pal. Think back with me.

I bet he can finally beat you.

Who was that? She was sweating you.

-Oh, Jesus. -Oh, Jesus.

Daddy, when did you get out?

-He's quarantined now. He's contagious. -God!

The kids are smart.

-Look, I need some money. -Mm-hmm.

I got to ask you a few questions, you know, catch up on things.

Use basketball as a tool.

I knew you was going to come though. I appreciate it, though, son.

-Will you beat it. Damn! -Let's get out of here.

Naw, I just, you know--

That's it, huh? Yeah. How much these cost, man?

Whoo-hoo! Good pass, James!

This allows me to represent you.

That's the real reason why I'm out here.

Is that going to bring your mother back?

-What does he do? -D'Andre's an agent.

Wash them. Cook for you.

-You think so? -Oh, no doubt.

-They are in my top ten. -In your top ten?

and, uh, I got two children.

In my line of work, last names aren't needed.

-Okay? -I ain't talking about nothing like that.

Miss Shuttlesworth.

-Which hand are you supposed to be shooting with? -Left.

All right. Well, um...

Yeah, I got your stupid letters.

Does KRS represent heaven Hell, yeah

you could buy 20 of them if you want.

When he was in the streets of Philly, the playgrounds,

Everybody look what's going down

I'm not asking you to commit a homicide here. I'm asking you to just give me...

-Take a look inside, Jesus. -You can get a house with a quarter million dollars.

I don’t know…I’m still weighing my options

You're trying to hold out on us.

You know, your pops, bugged out as he is right now,

My bad. It's my bad. You all right? You straight?

@ people hating on new drake album

back in the day, he could play some ball, yeah.

Not the house I'm going to get you.

That way. That way.

-Cheers. -Cheers.

I got to meet your brother. Please let me meet your brother.

-Do what a black man got to do. -Where you going?

But nowadays, uh, Warden, they--

-Everything's good? -Ah, you know, it's all right.

We got two more hours to go. Man, I don't want to hear that shit.

You have platinum and diamonds. That's like having speed and power in the NBA.

He had escaped the maximum security Attica State Penitentiary...

What's up, son?

trying to make you the ball player that I never was.

Huh? The bigger a nigger get up in this motherfucker, the more they hate you.

You miss, you know you giving me ten pushups, right?

Whatever may be may be. But you can look like Buddy Hackett...

especially against the Knicks.

I can live with them odds.

Look, son, just be careful. That's all I'm saying to you, all right?

Hey, yo, I don't think they heard you, Stephen. Kick it to them again one more time.

because, of course, she passed.

I learned that from you.

Here, let me help you up.

-Smack me if I'm wrong-- -Big Time!

I still got dreams. I got plans too. Big plans.

for that broken-down 'ho you been messing around with.

-Pass, Sip. -Yo, pick that up, G.

Come on, let's walk.

Deadly combination. You know what I'm saying?

-I remember. You tell me every day. -What? What did I say?