Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It's like 1:00 a.m. I'm really sorry it's so late,
-Yeah. -We ain't going to do no such a thing.
They put the money in my hand with the promise of more to come.
-Where? Right here? -Yeah, man. I even got my favourite seat, right here.
I don't know, Lala.
Can Daddy's little Boo Boo keep a secret?
-Ten-two? Butter. -Luck.
This is Mr. Shuttlesworth. His key?
I'm just hoping that you ain't compromising yourself, son.
Jesus, please?
-Mr. Shuttlesworth, how are you? -I'm fine. How are you?
Hey, girls, how you doing?
That's right. I taught you well, son.
Or you gon be just another nigga…
-You can't talk now, huh?
Just on G.P. That's on the strength. So you got to watch your back.
Don't nobody care nothing about your country, backward old root.
cut your time here short, considerably.
Fuck me. Oh, yeah.
He's down whenever you want to meet.
You trying to make me feel better? I know what day it is.
Fuck you.
-Yeah, it's really nice. -Yeah, I could tell.
about my plan?
Drink it.
That's all I did was talk about Lala.
What about Stephon Marbury?
Got a son. His name is Jesus,
but we can't trust in your abilities as an actor.
Yeah.
-What deal? -The deal is about to go down! I hear things.
It's not over 'til it's over, 'til the fat lady sings.
Don't freestyle much but I write them like such
Did you know that? Huh? Did you know that?
Come on. He's a friend of the family.
-So? I'm finished. -What?
-Do you? -Yeah, I over-stand it.
Naw, now he can handle it with both.
Now this is what I'm talking about. Tech dome, baby!
Hating Satan never knew what nice is
kick my feet up and have a good time.
You see that shit be advertised up and down Park Avenue?
Let me walk you over to Uncle Bubba and Aunt Sally's house.
Hand Me the Damn Paper Man, You Fukkin Killin Me with the Shit Been Knowning Yo Ass Since the First Grade and You Still Can’t Even Read, Dumb Ass Punk
-What color is this? -It's green.
Beware Two-triple 0 is near
Like I said, son, you need to talk to your daddy, see what he has to say.
-You make a decision yet? -No, not yet.
Jake.
What is game, who got game Where's the game in life
How long have you been locked up?
Y'all heard about that?
You be out here shooting, but you don't miss no shots ever? Ever?
Right here, Jesus, is a contract.
If you're immature then you live in sinister
Take it easy, Booger. It's going to be all right.
We ain't for the fame We for the change
in the State.
Throw in the towel.
Huh?
Last time something like this happened, half the prison population got sick.
-Like the plague. -Yeah.
I'll call you later. I'll call you later. All right. See you. Bye.
Uh, nah, I ain't never voted.
-Don't hold back, baby. -Oh, oh, yeah, oh.
You think that's funny, don't you?
-Let you get your swerve on, man. -I hear all that, but--
I just want to get to know you or something.
Mary, what did I tell you about letting strangers in the house?
He's a high riser!
Ain't no competition
Okay? You killed your wife? I don't believe you.
-I love you so much. -I need some money.
Somebody call a stretcher.
-Has God forgiven you for killing my mother? -I pray that He has.
Hello?
This guy, he's leaving me now. He's right there.
I'm from upstate New York.
Year by year all the sense disappears
Can too read. Miss Janus says I got problems reading out loud.
Whatever they paying you, I can do better than that.
Some of this right there.
pulled back and rang the three.
-Sit down. Relax. -Hi.
-Hi, Chick. How you doing? -Hey, what's up, Molly?
-Let's see what you got. -What I got?
Take your old ass back to Attica.
I want to go eat.
This is Morgan. This is Monty.
-Wet your beak? -Wet my beak, son.
-I got game, she got game -Everybody knows
Jesus, you off the phone yet?
But damn the game if it don't mean nothing
-Yeah. -Have you made a decision yet?
All right. Since you too scared to play me, can we talk for a moment?
And when will that be, Warden?
Look, I hate to break it down to you this way,
You know what? That's the thing that's bothering me.
I'm not going to need to go to school anymore...
-Yeah! -I rock this joint!
-Can I have your autograph? -Back up.
I win, you sign.
-Daddy. -How're you doing, baby?
Here. Drink that.
Just like everybody else.
Big brothers have to protect their little sisters.
Is your son considered the number one high school prospect...
You told me before that it was just a loan, didn't you?
I used to hate for Mom to call me in to come in for dinner.
Hey, you eating them vegetables, boy?
What does it all mean All this shit I'm seeing
Jesus, time to come in and eat. Bring your cousin Booger with you.
but under the circumstances my family and I have chosen to be alone.
Friend...
You ain't going to invite me upstairs?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAN!!! “I JUST WANNA GET MY BEAK WET”
-Where's your daddy? -I don't know, and I don't care.
It’s the NFL we the realsplittas And nobody F****ing with us!
How do you know? Tell me how you know.
Why shouldn't Lala get something out of this? Everybody else is.
Lying motherfucker. You've seen him. Where he at?
-Yeah. Sit down right here. -Don't be nervous.
-How're you doing? -I'm doing fine.
There's a women's basketball team, track team. Women all over the place.
If man is the father the son is the center of the Earth
-I got an A in Science. -In Science, yeah? What you studying?
But fuck the game if it ain't saying nothing
Oh, you out of here now. You're going to quit like a little bitch, huh?
-I know you will. -How long's it going to be?
-I got game, she got game -Everybody knows
-He's done, Jake. -I ain't done. Sit your black ass down.
It's yours. Don't be afraid of it. Take it.
Ha-ha! You figured I forgot, huh?
He can't just be Jesus. He got to be Black Jesus.
Could I just finish one more shot, please?
I ain't got nothing to say, Coach.
Holler if you need me, man.
Well, here we are, huh?
But as your legal guardians as appointed by the court in the state of New York,
You been on the phone all night.
Coach Sunday.
-We are family. Blood, thick as thieves. -I don't even know why l--
-Talk about what? -A lot of things.
You like this? You like this, don't you?
They're on the inside. You got to lace them up that way.
So who paying the rent?