Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

but under the circumstances my family and I have chosen to be alone.
-What deal? -The deal is about to go down! I hear things.
Take your old ass back to Attica.
-We are family. Blood, thick as thieves. -I don't even know why l--
Jesus, please?
-Can I have your autograph? -Back up.
-He's done, Jake. -I ain't done. Sit your black ass down.
This is Mr. Shuttlesworth. His key?
pulled back and rang the three.
I win, you sign.
-Yeah. Sit down right here. -Don't be nervous.
Uh, nah, I ain't never voted.
-Daddy. -How're you doing, baby?
-Hi, Chick. How you doing? -Hey, what's up, Molly?
Y'all heard about that?
-Talk about what? -A lot of things.
Hating Satan never knew what nice is
Here. Drink that.
Drink it.
Lying motherfucker. You've seen him. Where he at?
-I love you so much. -I need some money.
Did you know that? Huh? Did you know that?
You be out here shooting, but you don't miss no shots ever? Ever?
-Wet your beak? -Wet my beak, son.
So who paying the rent?
That's all I did was talk about Lala.
-I got game, she got game -Everybody knows
Look, I hate to break it down to you this way,
Yeah.
Coach Sunday.
But as your legal guardians as appointed by the court in the state of New York,
I'll call you later. I'll call you later. All right. See you. Bye.
but we can't trust in your abilities as an actor.
Okay? You killed your wife? I don't believe you.
You think that's funny, don't you?
You been on the phone all night.
Jesus, you off the phone yet?
This guy, he's leaving me now. He's right there.
Or you gon be just another nigga…
Ain't no competition
kick my feet up and have a good time.
Fuck me. Oh, yeah.
Throw in the towel.
-What color is this? -It's green.
Let me walk you over to Uncle Bubba and Aunt Sally's house.
How do you know? Tell me how you know.
I'm from upstate New York.
Hand Me the Damn Paper Man, You Fukkin Killin Me with the Shit Been Knowning Yo Ass Since the First Grade and You Still Can’t Even Read, Dumb Ass Punk
You know what? That's the thing that's bothering me.
I want to go eat.
Friend...
Well, here we are, huh?
Hello?
You see that shit be advertised up and down Park Avenue?
Can too read. Miss Janus says I got problems reading out loud.
in the State.
That's right. I taught you well, son.
Somebody call a stretcher.
Some of this right there.
And when will that be, Warden?
-Mr. Shuttlesworth, how are you? -I'm fine. How are you?
But fuck the game if it ain't saying nothing
-How're you doing? -I'm doing fine.
We ain't for the fame We for the change
-Yeah, it's really nice. -Yeah, I could tell.
Huh?
Year by year all the sense disappears
How long have you been locked up?
Don't freestyle much but I write them like such
He's down whenever you want to meet.
-Where? Right here? -Yeah, man. I even got my favourite seat, right here.
Beware Two-triple 0 is near
Just on G.P. That's on the strength. So you got to watch your back.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAN!!! “I JUST WANNA GET MY BEAK WET”
There's a women's basketball team, track team. Women all over the place.
-Yeah. -Have you made a decision yet?
-Where's your daddy? -I don't know, and I don't care.
-I got game, she got game -Everybody knows
-Yeah. -We ain't going to do no such a thing.
I ain't got nothing to say, Coach.
Whatever they paying you, I can do better than that.
-Let's see what you got. -What I got?
Could I just finish one more shot, please?
What does it all mean All this shit I'm seeing
I just want to get to know you or something.
Mary, what did I tell you about letting strangers in the house?
-I know you will. -How long's it going to be?
Naw, now he can handle it with both.
I'm just hoping that you ain't compromising yourself, son.
It's not over 'til it's over, 'til the fat lady sings.
-Let you get your swerve on, man. -I hear all that, but--
They're on the inside. You got to lace them up that way.
Is your son considered the number one high school prospect...
If you're immature then you live in sinister
-Sit down. Relax. -Hi.
I'm not going to need to go to school anymore...
-Ten-two? Butter. -Luck.
Jesus, time to come in and eat. Bring your cousin Booger with you.
Hey, you eating them vegetables, boy?
Take it easy, Booger. It's going to be all right.
Holler if you need me, man.
-Like the plague. -Yeah.
It's like 1:00 a.m. I'm really sorry it's so late,
-Do you? -Yeah, I over-stand it.
You ain't going to invite me upstairs?
It’s the NFL we the realsplittas And nobody F****ing with us!
They put the money in my hand with the promise of more to come.
Why shouldn't Lala get something out of this? Everybody else is.
He's a high riser!
Just like everybody else.
But damn the game if it don't mean nothing
Fuck you.
Like I said, son, you need to talk to your daddy, see what he has to say.
about my plan?
Don't nobody care nothing about your country, backward old root.
I don't know, Lala.
I used to hate for Mom to call me in to come in for dinner.
It's yours. Don't be afraid of it. Take it.
Right here, Jesus, is a contract.
cut your time here short, considerably.
You trying to make me feel better? I know what day it is.
Got a son. His name is Jesus,
-You make a decision yet? -No, not yet.
-You can't talk now, huh?
-So? I'm finished. -What?
Hey, girls, how you doing?
Ha-ha! You figured I forgot, huh?
You told me before that it was just a loan, didn't you?
Oh, you out of here now. You're going to quit like a little bitch, huh?
Big brothers have to protect their little sisters.
You like this? You like this, don't you?
If man is the father the son is the center of the Earth
He can't just be Jesus. He got to be Black Jesus.
Come on. He's a friend of the family.
Now this is what I'm talking about. Tech dome, baby!
-Don't hold back, baby. -Oh, oh, yeah, oh.
Can Daddy's little Boo Boo keep a secret?
Last time something like this happened, half the prison population got sick.
What is game, who got game Where's the game in life
-Has God forgiven you for killing my mother? -I pray that He has.
This is Morgan. This is Monty.
Jake.
All right. Since you too scared to play me, can we talk for a moment?
-I got an A in Science. -In Science, yeah? What you studying?
What about Stephon Marbury?
-Yeah! -I rock this joint!