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-You want to play me one-on-one? -One-on-one.

and I prayed to God.

You know, it's Tuesday morning, and time is flying.

And he's falling back, and you just J right in his face.

This right here is a 355 Ferrari Spider, $130,000.

My name's Dakota.

-That was luck. -That's something you got to learn on your own.

Everybody says I'm going to be rich, won't have to worry about a thing.

I never had a boy that could respond like you.

-Oh, cells or something. -Cells?

He's supposed to be bossy and everything like that.

-Two-zip. -Two-zip.

You ain't ready to get it, I don't know why they keep asking for it

-Sip, Booger, Lonnie, Mance. -Lincoln! Linc--Linc--Lincoln!

l can't get pregnant, papi.

-About 50% from the field. -You lying.

-You know, I put in a little work. -I coach my son's team.

-You got balls, don't you? -Both of them. Both of them.

Spivey, I'm sick as a dog, man.

Okay. He's waiting for you?

Look. All I'm saying is-- I would like to know where you're going.

-Well, I got a week to do a job. -Meaning?

You got to work harder than the next man, right?

How're you doing, baby?

You can't even read, dumbass.

-Hey, don't waste it. -Shit, they need it.

When are you going to make a decision?

Not as fast as I expected, but it's all going to work out; I feel that.

-Of course I consider myself a man. -Okay.

Aw! Railsplitters! That's right.

to use some kind of influence over you that I never possessed,

Kid, on the court, you're the most coachable kid I ever had.

You's the first Shuttlesworth that's even going to make it out these projects.

-We need to be out here. -Don't worry about that.

Feel that? Feel the difference?

Don't even try to play it off.

Anyway, uh, l, uh...

Right. My bad, my bad.

What you want me to do, huh?

I don't see anyone here. Just me and you.

Him too. Him too. You see I don't cut my hair, right?

Sit down, Jesus. Sit down.

-I read in prison... -I didn't engage in no homosexual activities.

-Always crying. -You the crybaby, you little church-going motherfucker.

I feel you need to involve us more in your life.

I know he drives you too hard.

My all-time favourite ballplayer was Earl Monroe.

-Well, you ain't me, is you? -That's right. I haven't killed anybody.

You think you're real slick, huh?

The... farmhouse...

We don't give a shit about you, or you being sick as a dog.

You named me Jesus after Earl Monroe, and not Jesus in the Bible?

of everything that I want to be, of everything I want to accomplish in life.

-What are y'all? Dominican? Cuban? -No.

in this house of ill repute.

Come on, man. I need some money.

I didn't teach you that, though, did l?

Well, number one, my son, he loves you very much. You know that, right?

Yeah, we don't need a new ball, okay?

A lot of reasons.

-Get up. Get up. -Wake up, baby.

What you want, the jump shot dunk?

Acid. We got the nicotine for you.

I want to show you my court.

Now, you rub some of this here between your wrist and your elbow, see,

Who the fuck you think you are?

Money. What's that, baby?

Yeah? You can handle it? All right, J-man, handle it.

A quarter-million-dollar Lamborghini Diablo.

-So where y'all staying at? -Marriott, mid-town Manhattan.

Hello, everyone. I'm Robin Roberts. Welcome to Sports Center.

I give you that.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, a little something, son, you know.

-When I tell you to sit down-- -Jake, get off him!

-Yeah, I bet you will. -How's the tummy?

I ever bring that up?

Dushaun is on the way ladies

Ahh, ohh, what's that sound

Mary, do you hear me talking to you? Don't play deaf.

He has all the attributes that go into being a winner.

I don't want no trouble, my man.

-What you trying to prove? -Just get up, boy, and stop crying. Give me the ball.

I know you grew-- What, a couple, three inches?

-Let's go, Boogs. -Come on, baby. Let's go, baby.

People use Even murders excused

I didn't say I believed it. I just said that that's what people are saying.

So you want to know something about me, or not?

It went through his legs.

Get that out of here.

-Just let me know. -What's the score?

Jesus, say hello to Buffy and Suzie.

-Yeah, I know her. -Yeah, she know you like a book too.

Don't give me too many.

-Don't move too fast -What up?

I didn't even know they had basketball camps.

Who brought you this Victoria's Secret bra-and-panties shit?

Mentally strong to keep this hit and my speech is given

BLABLABLA BLILILI

I'm Lute Olson, head basketball coach at the University of Arizona.

-About half an hour ago. -What did he say? What does he want?

Thought of that millennium just be killing them

That ain't what I was about to say. I'm going to ask you--

-You ain't never told me. -I used to tell Mommy a lot of things.

My mother, she always told me that, that...

I guess that's a requirement of the job, huh? Right?

All of a sudden they have a religious experience? They find Jesus, all right.

What you think? I want to see you get pushed like that. Ow!

Then why is this verse coming six times rehearsed

Baby, I love you You having a good time?

-A year? -Yeah.

Huh? I didn't hear what you said.

A baby's going to hurt my chance of going to college.

He's also never forgiven anyone who's done him wrong.

And you're in it with them. You're in cahoots with D'Andre and Dom.

Your Aunt Sally feels bad that we aren't being included in such an important decision.

Toothpaste, deodorant, personal effects, whatever have you.

-I ain't accusing you of nothing, baby-- -Good.

so that he'll be able to save the money that he has.

-You played some? -Uh, yes, sir, when I was younger.

How much for a blow job? You want to go for a ride?

Anyway, there's this guy that I know that I want you to meet.

Yeah? My brother's got the same arthritic condition.

I go to Abraham Lincoln High School.

I got next Ezra