Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Baby, I love you You having a good time?

of everything that I want to be, of everything I want to accomplish in life.

Yeah? My brother's got the same arthritic condition.

Not as fast as I expected, but it's all going to work out; I feel that.

-Of course I consider myself a man. -Okay.

-So where y'all staying at? -Marriott, mid-town Manhattan.

-Get up. Get up. -Wake up, baby.

I ever bring that up?

-Well, I got a week to do a job. -Meaning?

Him too. Him too. You see I don't cut my hair, right?

-You know, I put in a little work. -I coach my son's team.

-Just let me know. -What's the score?

-We need to be out here. -Don't worry about that.

Yeah? You can handle it? All right, J-man, handle it.

Who the fuck you think you are?

Spivey, I'm sick as a dog, man.

I give you that.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, a little something, son, you know.

Acid. We got the nicotine for you.

Sit down, Jesus. Sit down.

I'm Lute Olson, head basketball coach at the University of Arizona.

-Yeah, I bet you will. -How's the tummy?

I know you grew-- What, a couple, three inches?

It went through his legs.

Who brought you this Victoria's Secret bra-and-panties shit?

Don't even try to play it off.

I go to Abraham Lincoln High School.

and I prayed to God.

Okay. He's waiting for you?

-What are y'all? Dominican? Cuban? -No.

-A year? -Yeah.

Ahh, ohh, what's that sound

Toothpaste, deodorant, personal effects, whatever have you.

I feel you need to involve us more in your life.

How're you doing, baby?

-Well, you ain't me, is you? -That's right. I haven't killed anybody.

-Hey, don't waste it. -Shit, they need it.

Your Aunt Sally feels bad that we aren't being included in such an important decision.

-Oh, cells or something. -Cells?

All of a sudden they have a religious experience? They find Jesus, all right.

A lot of reasons.

He has all the attributes that go into being a winner.

-Let's go, Boogs. -Come on, baby. Let's go, baby.

Look. All I'm saying is-- I would like to know where you're going.

-I ain't accusing you of nothing, baby-- -Good.

I didn't teach you that, though, did l?

Kid, on the court, you're the most coachable kid I ever had.

How much for a blow job? You want to go for a ride?

You named me Jesus after Earl Monroe, and not Jesus in the Bible?

My all-time favourite ballplayer was Earl Monroe.

I don't want no trouble, my man.

A quarter-million-dollar Lamborghini Diablo.

He's also never forgiven anyone who's done him wrong.

-Always crying. -You the crybaby, you little church-going motherfucker.

You think you're real slick, huh?

so that he'll be able to save the money that he has.

Jesus, say hello to Buffy and Suzie.

Right. My bad, my bad.

-When I tell you to sit down-- -Jake, get off him!

-Two-zip. -Two-zip.

BLABLABLA BLILILI

-Don't move too fast -What up?

Come on, man. I need some money.

What you want me to do, huh?

And you're in it with them. You're in cahoots with D'Andre and Dom.

Now, you rub some of this here between your wrist and your elbow, see,

-About 50% from the field. -You lying.

Feel that? Feel the difference?

-Yeah, I know her. -Yeah, she know you like a book too.

I never had a boy that could respond like you.

So you want to know something about me, or not?

Dushaun is on the way ladies

-You played some? -Uh, yes, sir, when I was younger.

-Sip, Booger, Lonnie, Mance. -Lincoln! Linc--Linc--Lincoln!

Thought of that millennium just be killing them

I don't see anyone here. Just me and you.

Well, number one, my son, he loves you very much. You know that, right?

The... farmhouse...

You got to work harder than the next man, right?

What you think? I want to see you get pushed like that. Ow!

My name's Dakota.

l can't get pregnant, papi.

Huh? I didn't hear what you said.

I didn't say I believed it. I just said that that's what people are saying.

-You want to play me one-on-one? -One-on-one.

You ain't ready to get it, I don't know why they keep asking for it

Anyway, there's this guy that I know that I want you to meet.

-You got balls, don't you? -Both of them. Both of them.

Money. What's that, baby?

This right here is a 355 Ferrari Spider, $130,000.

Mary, do you hear me talking to you? Don't play deaf.

to use some kind of influence over you that I never possessed,

Don't give me too many.

-You ain't never told me. -I used to tell Mommy a lot of things.

-That was luck. -That's something you got to learn on your own.

Yeah, we don't need a new ball, okay?

You's the first Shuttlesworth that's even going to make it out these projects.

People use Even murders excused

Everybody says I'm going to be rich, won't have to worry about a thing.

You know, it's Tuesday morning, and time is flying.

in this house of ill repute.

I didn't even know they had basketball camps.

Aw! Railsplitters! That's right.

Get that out of here.

Hello, everyone. I'm Robin Roberts. Welcome to Sports Center.

And he's falling back, and you just J right in his face.

When are you going to make a decision?

He's supposed to be bossy and everything like that.

A baby's going to hurt my chance of going to college.

You can't even read, dumbass.

Then why is this verse coming six times rehearsed

My mother, she always told me that, that...

What you want, the jump shot dunk?

I guess that's a requirement of the job, huh? Right?

I got next Ezra

I want to show you my court.

-I read in prison... -I didn't engage in no homosexual activities.

Mentally strong to keep this hit and my speech is given

I know he drives you too hard.

That ain't what I was about to say. I'm going to ask you--

Anyway, uh, l, uh...

We don't give a shit about you, or you being sick as a dog.

-What you trying to prove? -Just get up, boy, and stop crying. Give me the ball.

-About half an hour ago. -What did he say? What does he want?