Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Sometime between now and Monday morning, 10:00 a.m.

-He still wants just five minutes of your time. -What's his name again?

-You aren't modest, after all. -God is working with me on that, sir.

It's time we stopped, children What's that sound

-You ain't clowning me, are you? -I wouldn't clown you, son.

I'll leave before he come, all right?

I never asked for a car. Did I ever ask for a car?

The kind of deal that would enable you to get your own apartment,

He's a friend of the family. His name is D'Andre Mackey.

-I want to go on the Wonder Wheel. -Damn!

Jee-suuus Shuttlesworth!

the whole season.

he doesn't consider himself to be a faggot.

-I got game, she got game -Everybody knows

-One-on-one-- -Naw. Boog, get in the fucking car.

Two parole officers will be assigned to you.

My name is Sip Rodgers.

Oh, most definitely. Most defin-- Well, more so like, uh--

-Bottoms. -What's that?

I won't do it again, I promise!

Warden wants to see you now.

What you think Jordan doing right now? He lifting weights right now.

The father of the number-one basketball prospect Jesus Shuttlesworth...

But damn the game if it don't mean nothing

Human beings screaming vocal javelins

Look, you get any of them letters?

Where them elbows at? Give me the elbows. Make me pay for it.

I NEED SOME FENDI! COME ON!

-I got it. -Come on, come on, come on, come on.

-All right. -All right, that's two.

fucks with you is 'cause Big Time Willie put the word out, all right?

Pardon the expression And the governor nuts

Amongst the themes controlled by the screens

-Be right out here. -You leaving?

Coach Cincotta's team refused to die.

he's had to be very, very self-reliant.

-I'm tired of hearing that. -I can understand that.

Now, do you consider yourself a man or a boy?

just like this here.

Maybe you could stop hating me.

I'm on a kind of a... work release program.

I need some cash. I'm going to get these Nikes.

I got down on my knees, and I asked God...

-I hope I see you around. -All right.

And don't think I don't know about that D'Andre kid either.

I loved her more than life itself.

You got the uppers, the downers, the chiva, crystal meth.

they're going to wake up dead in the Atlantic Ocean.

Boy. I know you'll take care of business.

deliver Jesus to us.

Spivey and Crudup,

-What the hell do you want? -It's all right. Come here.

every single nasty-ass drop.

I go back to Attica, 'cause I know that's what you really want. Right?

That's luck too, baby.

Give him some air. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's right.

-I can't take that. -What do you mean? You been taking it.

He think 'cause he got that ball skill, he going up in the N.B.A., he immune.

You didn't see The Godfather II? The man was called The Black Hand.

-Here you go. -Thank you.

I mean, the top schools, they're going to be scared away. Damn!

I mean, is that like a finalist, or the final four for you?

-I'll take the bet. You're on. -Bet.

-Hey, Chick. -What's up, Liz?

-Something I took? -Yeah.

In the eyes of the law, you are still a convicted felon.

-A.C.-- -Like my cousin said, we got school.

Why don't you just pretend like--

-With who? -You know who.

I can bring you to the Promised Land,

There's something happening here

You're looking at a 12-cylinder Mercedes, 600 SL--

-I mean, we really know how to party. -Oh, you do?

For the lady...

Your life is set. You got no worries.

I know you ain't been out messing around with them little boys.

Come on, man. Be real.

I already know what you're about to say.

What is game, who got game Where's the game in life

All right, Sweetness. Here we go, baby.

Stop pushing me.

you know, when he helped win that second championship.

How many tricks you turn in that time?

-Just off the back-- -Bye, Uncle Jake.

-You got any idea? -Like I told the rest of the world, I don't know yet.

This is your last chance.

It'll make me feel good again, all right?

Unless you're mature, grow up

Bruce be lobing hoes like "Holla if you need me"

You're actually better off without them.

I work with him, give him a few tips.

-Are you tired? You tired? -Uh-huh.

Let's get out of here.

It's registered in my name, but it's for you.

Jesus, we're family.

She ain't no bitch and she ain't no 'ho. The lady's name is Dakota. Dakota.

You should like him. He should like you.

He is better than good, Daddy. You should see him play.

if you two gentlemen don't mind, can I get on with my day?

-For me? -How you like it?

Why you got to talk to Aunt Sally like that? I thought we were family.

-Whatever. -That's my name.

You don't like the color? What you want? Blue, black, white?

-Why he beat you like that? -Because he can.

Meaning if I do a good job, I can get out sooner than expected.

Come on, please, will you?

Your great-grandfather always used to tell me that you keep trying on shoes,

Just play the game?

-I'm going to have to talk to that uncle of yours. -All the kids in school say,

I still have a lot of thinking to do. I have to weigh my options.

have a wife-- had a wife named Martha...

I never thought about it like that.

So Jesus has led the Railsplitters...

Minion, min-, min-, min- minion roll call

-I don't eat my boogers! -Yes, you do!

Hello, Uncle Jake.

And we will see you tomorrow.

-You know what they called him? -What?

-Yo, I made that shit. -That's a million-dollar shot, baby.

I still got a ways to go, and, uh...