Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You know it's no coincidence motherfuckers don't be fucking with you, right?
D'And--D'Andre?
How did we get pregnant anyway? Let's talk about that.
-You know I love you. -I love you.
I just want you to know what the tick-tock is.
That's what I keep trying to tell him.
Yeah, that's right. Everybody got game.
I'm happy for him. Why do you think my son did it?
-So that's what this is all about, huh? -That's a part of it.
Denzel Washington
-No, it's me, baby. It's Lala. -What time is it anyway?
-And why? -Because it may cause us harm.
'Til a god schools them and tells them the deal
-Seven to a lucky five. -Seven to a lucky five.
I need some Fendi. Come on.
Show me something, kid.
to name him appropriately as the world's greatest.
He's able to do some of the things that most coaches talk about,
That's good. How're you doing in school? You doing all right?
Ring the alarm Now the squad's wit' me
-Five minutes of your time. -So?
-Guess who showed at the apartment? -Who?
You fouled me. It's the only way you're going to block my shot anyway.
Hey, baby, you want to party with me tonight?
Hey, how y'all doing?
Basketball is like poetry in motion.
Yeah. Yeah, this is better than the Marriott.
I want to feel you inside of me, papi.
-You know I don't need no ten visits. -Yeah, right.
or you gon' end up just another nigger,
-For whom the final bell tolls -Whoo!
-What about Stephon Marbury? He made it. -Oh, true that, true that.
Especially all these athletes and entertainers.
-Man, those are my partners. -My name is Sip!
He's the biggest supporter Big State has. Bleeds red and white.
All right. Well, cool.
Before you go now, I want you to use some of my John the Conqueror root.
Oh, I forgot.
Oh, yeah, the whole world heard about that.
and for the man.
She wouldn't let me play in the garden, from day one, unless I did my homework.
Pussy be saying, pussy be saying,
Point game. Just play the game.
You can’t stop him. You can only hope to contain him.
Go get it!
Besides, you need to learn how to respect other people's property.
-The guy's in pain. -Then give him something.
my mother, she won't be able to attend my graduation...
-I'd never thought I would see anybody better than those guys. -Shit.
I ain't no competition?? Nah..
You don't know what that means to your daddy.
I always been proud of my son even before he was the number one prospect...
-Son? -Why don't you get in your Range Rover.
She at home, and she ain't here.
-Thanks. -All right.
Game really developed. All the hard work done paid off.
-Peace, bro! Peace. -What's up, man?
-Where'd he say he was going? -Yo, yo! Balloons. Two for a dollar.
He was coming down for a fast break, and the defender went for the ball.
-I'll see you down there. -Yeah, you can see me there.
Big man.
They know they don't listen to you, they end up in here with me.
-Jesus. -Jesus. -Jesus.
I'm about to send you down there with them.
Brooklyn is in the house.
Give me the paper, man. You're irking me with that shit.
Why do you all men think... dick is the cure-all?
Naw, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Damn!
Mind your own business, man.
The newfound family.
Damn, what's he doing here?
Jesus of Coney Island.
I love them, but they make you work too hard, man.
You better shoot it. That's a brick.
Me too.
Their fundamentals is, uh-- is, like, sorely lacking.
decide to give it up.
I got even less time, so I'm going to make it real quick.
-My brother. -Your brother?
-Give you money, man. -Nuh-uh!
that it was going to be forever and you were going to take care of me...
but I'm the only one here who really, really cares about Jesus.
-You trying to see how I think? -Naw.
So, uh, have you narrowed down your choices yet?
-Oh, shit. -Oh, shit.
You fouled me, you fouled me. Boo-hoo!
-lf I win, you get the hell out of here? -I ain't stuttered, son.
-No, thanks, Uncle Bubba. -Suit yourself.
You got 34, but one time he went up, I was like, Oh, my boy.
-Don't you want me looking good for you? -I need some money.
-I noticed you right away. -Yeah?
-Remember when he used to be so weak on his left hand? -Yeah.
Sweetness will have my ass.
People used to think she was some type of religious freak, catching the Holy Ghost.
-How much does your watch cost? -89.95.
Bitch, get over here. Let me spank you.
-maybe make your decision before Monday. -I don't need that.
And, you know, ever since day one, she wouldn't let me play basketball.
Every time I walk down the hallways, Where you going?
-not just the Tech University basketball team. -Tell it.
Like that girl you running with. You know her, Lay--Layla?
You know I got it like that.
-This mojo works! It worked on your ass! -Hmph!
Hating Satan never knew what nice is
-Wait. You're Jesus of Coney Island? -Yeah, that's me.
-Ah, that's our ball. -Nice shot, Johnny!
I don't know. I'm usually around.
Goddamn. I should've known.
The way he dished, the way he, you know, he spinned.
Jesus!
Check.
Come on, baby, come on. Fuck me, baby.
Then she's spinning. She's turning over and over and over.
You remember what I told you? You remember?
Are you out of your mind?
-That was my last one. -Yeah?
I can't believe that bitch did me like this.
Thanks.
People make mistakes. People veer off the path. So what? God forgives them.
So you want me to talk to your pops, man?
-Chick. -Right here.
Jesus Jesus
Now, we put out a lot of money for y'all.
Yeah, me too.
I'm sorry. I apologize for putting my hands on you, okay?
That's right. Come on, come on. Work, baby.
Y'all want some breakfast?
-Hi, young man. -I'm John Thompson from Georgetown University.
-This is Jesus Shuttlesworth. -Hi, Jesus.
It's arthritis.
It's my job to convince him.
Happy Birthday Dean
You want to have some fun?
Uncle Dennis And Kawhi
-Yeah? You're going to make it? -Yeah, I'm going to make it.
They locked him up, like in a straitjacket or something.
-No! I said now, and I mean it! -Come on.
What's in the bag?
What do you got? A Monday morning 10:00 a.m. press conference, right?
-that the guy who's doing it-- -Y'all going to give me the money?
-Mommy? Mommy? -Baby?
You ever been there?
You mad? That's all the players got to do to you, is make you mad, huh?
-What you say? -D'Andre!
He got game.
See you, Sarah.
-Thank you, Aunt Sally. -Will you be quiet, please?
So that's the real reason why you got your name.
Right.
and be real for a minute.