Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm not trying to disrespect you--
Pretend you don't see so you turn your head
Yours, truly, Jesus Shuttlesworth.
-Really? -Only it's his left ankle.
That's where all the alumni sit, with all the money, man.
-He's just nervous. -Man, fuck that, Sip. Finish reading.
Last I checked pyramids wasn't built like projects
to let Tech University be the throne of Jesus.
-Who's trying to break the door down? -Booger!
I want this inmate quarantined immediately.
You better D up, Jake.
It's time we stopped, children What's that sound
You going to take the extra ten they gave you?
-Jake, you just like everybody else. -I ain't like everybody else.
-Booger. Booger, what's happening? -Hey, hey.
Is this guy going to mean any trouble?
You're going to make it out like the rest of these niggers out here, in a casket.
Let's go, let's go, let's go, G!
I don't know yet. I have to weigh my options.
Folks don't even own themselves
You remember that little problem you had with Calculus?
When making a business decision, the only color that matters is green.
-You got some money? -No. No.
Lines and choruses Days full of Doris's
Here you go. Here you go, partner.
I could take you out your game that easy, huh?
That could be some dirty-ass pussy. Go and knock yourself out.
Center court.
the better it will be for all concerned parties.
-I don't need that money, Coach. -Tell me something.
How many you see me eat? One, two or three?
He's so tense. Very sexy.
-Not a drop, not a speck.
Look, I told you he's a really good friend of the family,
If necessary, these men have been given a green light to shoot.
How much?
Hey, all right. I'm sorry, all right? Hey, wait a minute.
Jim Faen from Mount Saint Mary's used to say,
Thank you.
I'm going into the bedroom.
Behind the game behind the game
Come on, everybody, let's be friends.
It was only to get you to that next level, son.
And this is his last visit to any schools.
Boo-yeah! M.J. got much game.
How can this happen? He's not even eligible for parole yet.
Goodness!
Jesus, you have no problems.
he'll do everything in his power to...
All right.
Who's the guy?
Bingo. There it is.
I said hello. That's about it.
but most of them didn't amount to shit.
Mm!
Jesus Shuttlesworth, he got game. He don't get tired.
And you know what? You're my coach, right? I mean, I don't mind.
Some people rate him that high, some don't.
-So where you going to school, man? You made up your mind? -Not yet.
Here, let me freshen that up for you.
Boy, keep it real. Keep it real. It's up to you.
Huh? Take it. 10,000 braziuls.
And, you know, I deserved it. It keeps me in line.
You can't stop him. You can only hope to contain him.
Now, I know you've considered jumping straight to the pros.
I think me and you, we suffer from the same affliction. I swear to God.
I'm too young. You're too young. We ain't ready for nothing like this.
He plays to win, and a lot of people play to play.
that you would never leave me, Jesus.
This right here, it's a letter of intent...
-Okay, you got it. -Yeah, it's, uh--
Discussing the war, strategize Move like masterminds
-What about the sisters? -What about them?
We're leaving.
Hmm?
QUAND TU PUE DU CUL T'ES UN FOU TOI !
I hope this rhyme gets you in time in space, come to a different place
He makes you excited to watch him.
My head is on my shoulders and going to stay there.
-Ask Goose. -What was that, ten-one?
Do you have a son named Jesus Shuttlesworth?
Yeah. I need... some help!
All right. I'm sorry. You want some of this here?
I mean, there's women on the floor, in the dorms, women in the classroom.
-Oh, my God! -Oh, my God!
And, Jesus, that watch is a gift from Dom Pagnotti to you.
-Here you go. I got, I got you. -Come on, come on.
Come on! I'm open.
You got it. You got it.
You're lucky my dribble's got--
It's the will of the man; it ain't the skill of the man.
Look at that. Power moon roof.
-What's up, Booger? -What's up?
It might feel good It might sound a little something
That's strange. I haven't had that problem yet.
Boo Boo.
You're a great kid. Not only a great ballplayer, a great student,
Check the papers while I bet on ices
We all do the same things--go partying, meet all the guys, go to classes.
Stop it! Please!
No, Coach, you know I wouldn't do that to you. I just don't know yet.
Now, if you want the best, Jesus, you come right this way.
-Go strong. -Get out of here.
-You know, two, three, six. -Come on, Jake. Come on.
We the only two people up. Me, you and Michael Jordan. That's the only people.
-Monday morning. -Praise the Lord, and thank you, Jesus.
-Oh, baby, fuck me hard. -Look at them come.
Do you know me? Do you know my lady?
Come on in, Jesus. Just a little taste.
And he always says he's sorry.
-Which hand did you shoot with? -Right.
This kid might be ready for the big leagues.
...kept his mouth shut before the game.
Now, with kids as good as he is, he's probably receiving a lot of pressure...
If anybody sees me in this car, that's my ass.
sooner or later you gon' find a pair that fit you.
-Why you ain't never tell me? -You haven't been around lately.
Don't be afraid of nobody. That's right.
What is game, who got game Where is the game in life
-Now, this'll fix you up real good. -Oh, Bubba.
Well, you know, I got a lady back in Brooklyn.
-I can't take it. -You've been taking, kid.
Yeah, well, you--
Keep your hands still. There you go.
I'm not talking anymore about me until you...
-You gon' play me? -Yeah. I'm just warming up, baby.
Yeah.
Play some D now.
Mm-hmm, yo, I'm the bomb. You know I'm the bomb, right?
-What's up? -What is game, who got game
You know, I got that, uh... arthritis thing happening.
-Yo, for reals? -It's the truth.
This is my last 20 bucks.
I knew that ever since I left that house.