Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

The warden? What's this all about?
and these basketball wars between you and your father have got to stop.
And I believed you when you asked me to get that abortion.
-He's not a stranger. He's our father. -I don't have a father.
This is going to last while you're off to college for a year?
-It's a biblical name. -No kidding.
They love some ball-playing brothers, man.
What you mean, respect your call? Ain't nobody even hardly touch you.
Mm, right there.
Unstoppable You don't want to take the risk
Yeah, I'm coming, I'm coming.
I ain't too old to have dreams. Is that what you think?
Your other chaperone is Crudup.
Uncle Bubba even said you were going to buy him and Aunt Sally some new house in Long Island.
-My partner D'Andre, he's black. -No!
-What's that? -That's three.
-They go the extra mile, man. -You lying.
Look. Are you trying to get inside my head or something?
You have no vision from nobody.
Stick a fork in him. He's done.
When you see a kid with this kind of talent, it's almost normal for him...
-How many she want? -As many as she wants.
What's the matter, baby? You don't like the food.
It's between you and the rim.
-There's nobody here, but it's still illegal. -You know what, Jesus?
and that is being able to be a triple threat.
I'm the bomb. I'm the bomb. Say it. I'm the bomb.
-I'm going to have to talk to that uncle of yours. -All the kids in school say,
You see, if I was you, I wouldn't spend too much time sleeping.
That's one of my problems, or one of my many problems.
And why shouldn't I get paid, huh?
It's, uh--it's a little package to help you...
Quiet. But, as my father told me, it's the quiet one's you have to watch.
I read all about you, everything like that, and, uh--
Will you hear spiritual lyrical knowledge in your face to face
-His name is Sweetness. -Is what?
And why you let him though?
Jake, stop!
-They're probably cursing that motherfucker out. -Hey, wait, wait, wait.
I'll get in trouble for this.
I got game, she got game, we got game they got game, he got game
Play ball!
Toothbrush, toothpaste. An afro pick?
Man, before you hang the phone up, she beating on the door.
If they were stupid enough to give me money...
That's good, but you crossed over. You still bailed out.
This will be the most important decision in your life.
I know you know how to spell that, don't you?
-You ain't no competition. -I ain't no competition?
-How you doing, man? You all right? -Yeah, I'm all right.
these white freaks here at Tech U, man.
Aww.
This guy plays to win.
Ball up.
without a jimmy.
Mmm.
-He wasn't acting like no fugitive. -We should call the cops.
Hopefully that's not going to make a difference.
-You got my home phone number, right? -Yeah, I got it.
Gold? Forget about it. Silver? Forget about it.
seriously consider enrolling in his alma mater, Big State.
How come you never hear Jesus being praised in the losers' locker room then?
-Dusted in for the N.B.A. -Shut up! You look like--
Did you vote for Governor Pernell?
When's your son coming back into town?
No, thank you.
-My name is Jesus. -Yeah!
-Yet. -Why you got to take it there, Spivey?
Fuck, that's why he ain't going to make it.
Let's go to the Garden.
-I ain't messing with no little boys. -Nobody tossed your salad?
-I'll be so happy when this stuff is over with. -It won't be long now.
He understands that if he performs better, they are going to win.
-That's off. -Break!
-I have nothing. -Yeah, right.
And I do believe that God has shown me the way.
Well, brother, you looking at us with all that fucking familiarity and shit.
If you somewhat sure Hip-hop's like a chess game
Like welfare In these rappers' lyrics they need health care
I can count. That's one.
If you down to fight the power here's the power to fight
-Is that right? -Yes.
Well, it don't matter, but, you know, it's true, uh...
Save me, Jesus! Save me, Jesus!
Have fun at the camp, and remember--
-All right. -All right.
I think you heard what she's saying.
Huh? You don't want none of that?
Then why is this verse coming six times rehearsed
The way this goes down is simple
Hey, yo, yo, yo! We got next!
I got hops
-Food poisoning? -Are you sure?
Uh-oh. He's heating up.
In terms of dealing with his sister,
I'm not standing here for my health, and you ain't deaf.
How you doing, baby?
You do your part, you deliver your son,
You remember the grade you couldn't get?
-It still gets out. -I'll be so glad when all this stuff is over.
That Nigga Probably Cussing that Motherfukka Out like a Blood Hound Bitch First of All, You Watch Yo Mouth Leon!, Second of All, You Don’t Use the White Man’s Word!
Don't raise your voice.
Make you feel like a man now? Huh?
Got the six missing chips and all the championships
my sister--I loved her.
You don't know shit. You don't know what's going to happen.
Just for you, black man.
So it really doesn't matter.
Bubba! I don't want any part of this.
Yeah. So y'all going to be following me everywhere I go? You mean to tell me y'all don't have nothing better to do
What I'd like to know, how does a convicted murderer get out so quick?
Dr. James Naismith knew what he was doing.
No, I don't think so.
Ohh!
Jesus is the best thing to happen to the game since the tennis shoe was invented.
-How many you visit? -Four.
Not Jesus of the Bible, Jesus of North Philadelphia.
you know, come... two months from now,
-These are good! -Mm-hmm.
-Hey, Jake. -Hey.
You're black, I'm white, this is green.
but don't make me get violent early in the morning.
I Don’t Give A Fuck
And I didn't even mention the bloodsucking leeches.
-He knows. -Yeah. Let's slide off to A.C., J-man.
Dont you ever forget I put that ball in your crib. Gave you the fundementals!
The Nigga Escaped just like Shawshank, Alcatraz & Fugitive Shit, This the Same Nigga That Thought Huey Newton is a Nabisco Cookie with a Chewy Fruit Filling
No, I'm not going to tell him to shut up,
-I can take a loss. -You just gon' give up, huh?
I don't know. I was dreaming.
-Oh, so it makes it all right that you admit it-- -I'm not saying it's all right.
-Then answer us when we speak to you. -I understand it, over-stand it.
I think it would just be a sin that...
But... I mean, you're nothing without your education.
-You know, right? -Yo, I sound good though, man.
She doesn't get it all the time. Just once in a while.
Where Christ is in all this crisis
-I thought he was going to dunk. He just kept going. -Really?
I said to myself, That's the kind of young man...
And when we find you, we will shoot you dead.
and that I had no problems or no worries?
why I pushed you so hard.
sh-shit-hole.
What does it all mean all this shit I'm seeing
While the devil takes care of making all the rules
Then the white media got a hold of it. Then they got to call him Black Jesus.
-Don't tell me how to raise my son. -Stop pushing me.
Why don't you and Lala make yourself at home and let me and Jesus discuss some business.
-So, this is our building. -Right here?
-P-U-S-- -H.I.V.
-Like nobody's better than you! -I'm supposed to be scared?
Race scared of his shadow Does it matter
Uh, naw, naw. Yo, uh, Borinquen, give me one of them orange joints.
You some kind of heathen now? You don't make no mistakes?
At least I can admit it.
That's a $36,000 watch. That's like having a Corvette on your wrist.
Let's go.
-Give me the damn ball! -Here, you want the ball?
I was the one who put the ball in your hand. I put the ball in your crib.
Ahh, ohh, what's that sound