Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Dr. James Naismith knew what he was doing.
No, I'm not going to tell him to shut up,
-I ain't messing with no little boys. -Nobody tossed your salad?
-How you doing, man? You all right? -Yeah, I'm all right.
I read all about you, everything like that, and, uh--
Mmm.
That's good, but you crossed over. You still bailed out.
And I do believe that God has shown me the way.
I can count. That's one.
Huh? You don't want none of that?
How you doing, baby?
I don't know. I was dreaming.
And I believed you when you asked me to get that abortion.
-I can take a loss. -You just gon' give up, huh?
And I didn't even mention the bloodsucking leeches.
I got game, she got game, we got game they got game, he got game
-Then answer us when we speak to you. -I understand it, over-stand it.
Did you vote for Governor Pernell?
Don't raise your voice.
Have fun at the camp, and remember--
-Is that right? -Yes.
-What's that? -That's three.
and that I had no problems or no worries?
Well, it don't matter, but, you know, it's true, uh...
I was the one who put the ball in your hand. I put the ball in your crib.
This will be the most important decision in your life.
Uh, naw, naw. Yo, uh, Borinquen, give me one of them orange joints.
Let's go to the Garden.
Yeah. So y'all going to be following me everywhere I go? You mean to tell me y'all don't have nothing better to do
Like welfare In these rappers' lyrics they need health care
Then why is this verse coming six times rehearsed
-That's off. -Break!
-Food poisoning? -Are you sure?
I ain't too old to have dreams. Is that what you think?
When's your son coming back into town?
If you down to fight the power here's the power to fight
-How many she want? -As many as she wants.
Jake, stop!
At least I can admit it.
-Yet. -Why you got to take it there, Spivey?
Why don't you and Lala make yourself at home and let me and Jesus discuss some business.
Look. Are you trying to get inside my head or something?
The warden? What's this all about?
-I thought he was going to dunk. He just kept going. -Really?
When you see a kid with this kind of talent, it's almost normal for him...
Then the white media got a hold of it. Then they got to call him Black Jesus.
I got hops
And why shouldn't I get paid, huh?
I'm not standing here for my health, and you ain't deaf.
Mm, right there.
Race scared of his shadow Does it matter
Well, brother, you looking at us with all that fucking familiarity and shit.
Jesus is the best thing to happen to the game since the tennis shoe was invented.
That's a $36,000 watch. That's like having a Corvette on your wrist.
-He's not a stranger. He's our father. -I don't have a father.
You some kind of heathen now? You don't make no mistakes?
Bubba! I don't want any part of this.
Just for you, black man.
-Dusted in for the N.B.A. -Shut up! You look like--
You remember the grade you couldn't get?
Stick a fork in him. He's done.
-He knows. -Yeah. Let's slide off to A.C., J-man.
And why you let him though?
Got the six missing chips and all the championships
The way this goes down is simple
She doesn't get it all the time. Just once in a while.
Uh-oh. He's heating up.
-His name is Sweetness. -Is what?
-So, this is our building. -Right here?
seriously consider enrolling in his alma mater, Big State.
Uncle Bubba even said you were going to buy him and Aunt Sally some new house in Long Island.
Aww.
It's, uh--it's a little package to help you...
I Don’t Give A Fuck
You see, if I was you, I wouldn't spend too much time sleeping.
you know, come... two months from now,
If you somewhat sure Hip-hop's like a chess game
Hopefully that's not going to make a difference.
Quiet. But, as my father told me, it's the quiet one's you have to watch.
-How many you visit? -Four.
Ahh, ohh, what's that sound
I'll get in trouble for this.
Let's go.
What does it all mean all this shit I'm seeing
Your other chaperone is Crudup.
Toothbrush, toothpaste. An afro pick?
-All right. -All right.
I think it would just be a sin that...
why I pushed you so hard.
Yeah, I'm coming, I'm coming.
Ohh!
and that is being able to be a triple threat.
-You got my home phone number, right? -Yeah, I got it.
While the devil takes care of making all the rules
-There's nobody here, but it's still illegal. -You know what, Jesus?
Gold? Forget about it. Silver? Forget about it.
Make you feel like a man now? Huh?
-Hey, Jake. -Hey.
Play ball!
No, I don't think so.
This guy plays to win.
So it really doesn't matter.
-I'll be so happy when this stuff is over with. -It won't be long now.
-I'm going to have to talk to that uncle of yours. -All the kids in school say,
my sister--I loved her.
But... I mean, you're nothing without your education.
Ball up.
The Nigga Escaped just like Shawshank, Alcatraz & Fugitive Shit, This the Same Nigga That Thought Huey Newton is a Nabisco Cookie with a Chewy Fruit Filling
-My name is Jesus. -Yeah!
-They go the extra mile, man. -You lying.
If they were stupid enough to give me money...
Where Christ is in all this crisis
Hey, yo, yo, yo! We got next!
I'm the bomb. I'm the bomb. Say it. I'm the bomb.
Save me, Jesus! Save me, Jesus!
-You know, right? -Yo, I sound good though, man.
-They're probably cursing that motherfucker out. -Hey, wait, wait, wait.
Will you hear spiritual lyrical knowledge in your face to face
Not Jesus of the Bible, Jesus of North Philadelphia.
-It still gets out. -I'll be so glad when all this stuff is over.
-You ain't no competition. -I ain't no competition?
-He wasn't acting like no fugitive. -We should call the cops.
-Don't tell me how to raise my son. -Stop pushing me.
What's the matter, baby? You don't like the food.
He understands that if he performs better, they are going to win.
What you mean, respect your call? Ain't nobody even hardly touch you.
-Like nobody's better than you! -I'm supposed to be scared?
You have no vision from nobody.
-My partner D'Andre, he's black. -No!
And when we find you, we will shoot you dead.
They love some ball-playing brothers, man.
Fuck, that's why he ain't going to make it.
I said to myself, That's the kind of young man...
but don't make me get violent early in the morning.
How come you never hear Jesus being praised in the losers' locker room then?
In terms of dealing with his sister,
Man, before you hang the phone up, she beating on the door.
Dont you ever forget I put that ball in your crib. Gave you the fundementals!
and these basketball wars between you and your father have got to stop.
You do your part, you deliver your son,
You're black, I'm white, this is green.
That's one of my problems, or one of my many problems.
without a jimmy.
-Oh, so it makes it all right that you admit it-- -I'm not saying it's all right.
I think you heard what she's saying.
-It's a biblical name. -No kidding.
these white freaks here at Tech U, man.
That Nigga Probably Cussing that Motherfukka Out like a Blood Hound Bitch First of All, You Watch Yo Mouth Leon!, Second of All, You Don’t Use the White Man’s Word!
-These are good! -Mm-hmm.
I know you know how to spell that, don't you?
sh-shit-hole.
No, thank you.
-P-U-S-- -H.I.V.
It's between you and the rim.
What I'd like to know, how does a convicted murderer get out so quick?
This is going to last while you're off to college for a year?
-I have nothing. -Yeah, right.
-Give me the damn ball! -Here, you want the ball?
You don't know shit. You don't know what's going to happen.
Unstoppable You don't want to take the risk