Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-P-U-S-- -H.I.V.
Save me, Jesus! Save me, Jesus!
And why shouldn't I get paid, huh?
-Yet. -Why you got to take it there, Spivey?
-Hey, Jake. -Hey.
What I'd like to know, how does a convicted murderer get out so quick?
That's a $36,000 watch. That's like having a Corvette on your wrist.
Then why is this verse coming six times rehearsed
And when we find you, we will shoot you dead.
sh-shit-hole.
They love some ball-playing brothers, man.
Gold? Forget about it. Silver? Forget about it.
-I thought he was going to dunk. He just kept going. -Really?
-How many you visit? -Four.
-I can take a loss. -You just gon' give up, huh?
In terms of dealing with his sister,
Jake, stop!
Uh, naw, naw. Yo, uh, Borinquen, give me one of them orange joints.
-He's not a stranger. He's our father. -I don't have a father.
The way this goes down is simple
-You know, right? -Yo, I sound good though, man.
you know, come... two months from now,
Have fun at the camp, and remember--
-They're probably cursing that motherfucker out. -Hey, wait, wait, wait.
Yeah, I'm coming, I'm coming.
This is going to last while you're off to college for a year?
my sister--I loved her.
these white freaks here at Tech U, man.
I don't know. I was dreaming.
Play ball!
This guy plays to win.
-Then answer us when we speak to you. -I understand it, over-stand it.
I ain't too old to have dreams. Is that what you think?
-I'll be so happy when this stuff is over with. -It won't be long now.
Make you feel like a man now? Huh?
I got game, she got game, we got game they got game, he got game
Your other chaperone is Crudup.
-So, this is our building. -Right here?
-All right. -All right.
What's the matter, baby? You don't like the food.
Aww.
He understands that if he performs better, they are going to win.
-He knows. -Yeah. Let's slide off to A.C., J-man.
No, I'm not going to tell him to shut up,
why I pushed you so hard.
Ball up.
Toothbrush, toothpaste. An afro pick?
I Don’t Give A Fuck
You some kind of heathen now? You don't make no mistakes?
Will you hear spiritual lyrical knowledge in your face to face
-How you doing, man? You all right? -Yeah, I'm all right.
How come you never hear Jesus being praised in the losers' locker room then?
-Food poisoning? -Are you sure?
It's, uh--it's a little package to help you...
-My name is Jesus. -Yeah!
-It's a biblical name. -No kidding.
Not Jesus of the Bible, Jesus of North Philadelphia.
Uh-oh. He's heating up.
That's one of my problems, or one of my many problems.
Unstoppable You don't want to take the risk
Let's go.
You remember the grade you couldn't get?
Yeah. So y'all going to be following me everywhere I go? You mean to tell me y'all don't have nothing better to do
She doesn't get it all the time. Just once in a while.
I'm the bomb. I'm the bomb. Say it. I'm the bomb.
Dr. James Naismith knew what he was doing.
Well, it don't matter, but, you know, it's true, uh...
Stick a fork in him. He's done.
And I didn't even mention the bloodsucking leeches.
-You ain't no competition. -I ain't no competition?
Don't raise your voice.
-His name is Sweetness. -Is what?
You do your part, you deliver your son,
You don't know shit. You don't know what's going to happen.
I can count. That's one.
Then the white media got a hold of it. Then they got to call him Black Jesus.
and that is being able to be a triple threat.
You're black, I'm white, this is green.
-They go the extra mile, man. -You lying.
-My partner D'Andre, he's black. -No!
and that I had no problems or no worries?
But... I mean, you're nothing without your education.
-Is that right? -Yes.
If you somewhat sure Hip-hop's like a chess game
-What's that? -That's three.
Where Christ is in all this crisis
-These are good! -Mm-hmm.
Fuck, that's why he ain't going to make it.
Man, before you hang the phone up, she beating on the door.
but don't make me get violent early in the morning.
Why don't you and Lala make yourself at home and let me and Jesus discuss some business.
Mmm.
and these basketball wars between you and your father have got to stop.
Quiet. But, as my father told me, it's the quiet one's you have to watch.
-I ain't messing with no little boys. -Nobody tossed your salad?
Got the six missing chips and all the championships
-I have nothing. -Yeah, right.
Like welfare In these rappers' lyrics they need health care
When you see a kid with this kind of talent, it's almost normal for him...
-How many she want? -As many as she wants.
What does it all mean all this shit I'm seeing
Jesus is the best thing to happen to the game since the tennis shoe was invented.
Ohh!
-That's off. -Break!
-There's nobody here, but it's still illegal. -You know what, Jesus?
Uncle Bubba even said you were going to buy him and Aunt Sally some new house in Long Island.
I was the one who put the ball in your hand. I put the ball in your crib.
Huh? You don't want none of that?
No, thank you.
And I believed you when you asked me to get that abortion.
The Nigga Escaped just like Shawshank, Alcatraz & Fugitive Shit, This the Same Nigga That Thought Huey Newton is a Nabisco Cookie with a Chewy Fruit Filling
I'll get in trouble for this.
I read all about you, everything like that, and, uh--
-Oh, so it makes it all right that you admit it-- -I'm not saying it's all right.
The warden? What's this all about?
seriously consider enrolling in his alma mater, Big State.
without a jimmy.
It's between you and the rim.
How you doing, baby?
Just for you, black man.
That Nigga Probably Cussing that Motherfukka Out like a Blood Hound Bitch First of All, You Watch Yo Mouth Leon!, Second of All, You Don’t Use the White Man’s Word!
I got hops
If you down to fight the power here's the power to fight
So it really doesn't matter.
That's good, but you crossed over. You still bailed out.
-Dusted in for the N.B.A. -Shut up! You look like--
I know you know how to spell that, don't you?
-He wasn't acting like no fugitive. -We should call the cops.
You see, if I was you, I wouldn't spend too much time sleeping.
Let's go to the Garden.
-It still gets out. -I'll be so glad when all this stuff is over.
Ahh, ohh, what's that sound
And I do believe that God has shown me the way.
This will be the most important decision in your life.
When's your son coming back into town?
Mm, right there.
Dont you ever forget I put that ball in your crib. Gave you the fundementals!
And why you let him though?
At least I can admit it.
Well, brother, you looking at us with all that fucking familiarity and shit.
I said to myself, That's the kind of young man...
Race scared of his shadow Does it matter
What you mean, respect your call? Ain't nobody even hardly touch you.
-Don't tell me how to raise my son. -Stop pushing me.
-You got my home phone number, right? -Yeah, I got it.
Hopefully that's not going to make a difference.
I'm not standing here for my health, and you ain't deaf.
-Give me the damn ball! -Here, you want the ball?
Bubba! I don't want any part of this.
I think it would just be a sin that...
Did you vote for Governor Pernell?
I think you heard what she's saying.
While the devil takes care of making all the rules
-I'm going to have to talk to that uncle of yours. -All the kids in school say,
-Like nobody's better than you! -I'm supposed to be scared?
You have no vision from nobody.
If they were stupid enough to give me money...
Look. Are you trying to get inside my head or something?
Hey, yo, yo, yo! We got next!
No, I don't think so.