Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Take a shower. Wash your ass.

Yeah. Right there.

I'm not getting pregnant now, papi.

The NC two -A deadline for kids to declare is one week away.

-Good, 'cause I can always beat you. -I'm getting good at--

Naw, naw, naw. We had the continental over at the Marriott.

-How long y'all been living around here? -About a year.

I know. Just can't wait 'til next season when you're going to school here.

Who taught you that one?

We don't live there anymore. He moved us out.

l thought it might be a little hard for you...

He makes people better. He's the real thing.

Now, I know you haven't fell...

-I can eat 20 of these. -Unstoppable Public Enemy on the disk

So, this is it, yo? Judgement day?

We ain't for the fame We for the change

Prayers laced with fear Beware

-I haven't seen him. -Okay.

-You talking about Samson and Delilah. -Yeah, that's right.

I just asked your son where you were.

Ahh, ohh, what's that sound

Mary, answer me right now.

You weren't knocking on that door while I was getting my ass beat.

and star in commercials and make mad loot.

That's what I'm talking about. That's what I'm talking about. Are you tired?

-Besides, that wasn't a foul-- -Don't start yelling at me, boy.

I like talking to you and all, but don't let that fool you, you know.

that we would be there for the both of you.

Check out Rodman here.

-Jesus. -Jesus. -Jesus.

If I hear you talking like that again, I'll kill you myself!

He's the next phenom! He's awesome, baby, with a capital A!

Why the hell did you name me Jesus anyway? What type of name is that?

From way back I shown no weakness when I speak this

Now, introducing--Number 34!

Oh, no, no, no. I ain't never been nowhere.

Two-one. That's something you taught me.

Give me your right leg.

for you to sign to go to Big State.

Get ready to help out, Booger, before we get beat. Just steal.

Dear Jesus, your daddy and I hope you're fine.

-He can do that. -I'm looking at 15, Warden. I mean--

-What's up, bro? -Game's over. Warden wants to see you.

-Yeah, but he's one of the few. -If he can make it out here, so can l.

It might feel good It might sound a little something

You know the name, P.E. You know the game, P.E.

There's got to be some truth to it if it's in the papers.

like you mean it or something?

You ain't Scarlett O'Hara! I ain't Rhett Butler!

Man, don't be crazy, man. I know all the schools sweating you.

You Have Platinum & Diamond That’s Like Having Cake & Ice Cream On Your Wrist

When I was a kid, my mother used to go, Arthur, you're a capo tost.

I Got Hops Nigga!, I Got Hippity Hops!

Anyway, we got all night.

I refuse to let Mary grow up in the same apartment with Uncle Bubba.

You better thank God you're here, man.

-Always, man. Hey, welcome back. -All right.

The man escaped just like Shawshank.

Okay. All right. Nice meeting you.

-What up, J-man? -You got it.

Sorry it was so last-minute though.

-Dakota. -What about you?

-What'd you get them for, son? -About 34 points.

Oh, come on, man!

The governor's made a request that your son, Jesus Shuttlesworth,

I mean, kid, an inkling, anything?

Your mother--Martha,

they be fucking with the J,

No matter. What does matter is Governor is a big,

I'm not fucking with no agents, Lala.

-Jesus. -Hallelujah, Jesus! Hallelujah!

Where's my wig?

I can't do that right now. I have to weigh my options.

You going to take that LoJack off?

Think of your Uncle Bubba, your Aunt Sally.

I got this for Mary here. You know, I thought she might like these here.

Take that goddamn shit off.

You Pygmy mother fucker

Now you enjoy walking out that front door.

is the foresight of his parents...

Make me pay if I get too close. Make me pay!

you did not get your son to sign the letter of intent.

Last time in a church be the last time in a church

Shut the hell up

So somebody gets up on you. So what?

-Wow! -Thousands of seats. Crowded, yo.

-How's it going, my man? -Oh, good, good.

I'm teaching, brother. I'm teaching, son, like I always taught you.

We got some serious freaks up here in this piece, man.

He’s a Friend of the Family, His Name is D Andre Ass Mackey What the Fukk Kind of Name is D Andre Ass Mackey?

'Cause when you get mad, you can't make a shot.

Hatin ass niggas!

All these schools calling, we need to just get another unlisted number.

or there's going to be hell to pay.

Telling me I got to beware

-So did you fuck anybody while you were out there? -Hell, no!

but, shit, that don't mean shit to these niggers 'round here; put a cap in your ass.

But along came Jesus.

Do you know if you're going to go to Big State?

It's a long time, you know?

But we just here to let you all know that P.E. is in full effect...

but I really have to speak to you.

Te amo. Jesús, te amo. Aye, qué fiebre.

I'm turning the meter off.

but it's not 'cause they love you, man.

That's why he ain't going to make it.

Look. Number one, you ain't too young. You're a young woman.

He's the 3-S man! Super, scintillating, sensational!

I can handle my own business, all right?

That's the reason they let me out.

Did you even love my mother?

You win, you do what you want to do. Tear it up, whatever.

Better take this court over, yo.

Hey, can't be fucking with y'all's education, right? Yeah.

Let's go. Show me that. Oh, good!

And I'm just going to... you know, do whatever.

Ahh, ohh, what's that sound

You know if you miss, you give me ten pushups, right?

Me with a white bitch?

I love him. He loves me.

We late for school. Get in the fucking car, now.

I know what's going on. I know people are offering you all kinds of things.

It might feel good It might sound a little something

once he saves up enough money to get out of this...

-Why? -I just need to. When can we talk?

You not rolling public transportation with all these knuckleheads.

Do what I tell you to do, and I'm telling you to sit down.

Look under the bed.

before that game, with 42 points a game the whole season.

I murdered her, and, uh...