Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

He makes people better. He's the real thing.

-How long y'all been living around here? -About a year.

He’s a Friend of the Family, His Name is D Andre Ass Mackey What the Fukk Kind of Name is D Andre Ass Mackey?

I got this for Mary here. You know, I thought she might like these here.

-He can do that. -I'm looking at 15, Warden. I mean--

No matter. What does matter is Governor is a big,

We late for school. Get in the fucking car, now.

Think of your Uncle Bubba, your Aunt Sally.

You know if you miss, you give me ten pushups, right?

It might feel good It might sound a little something

Ahh, ohh, what's that sound

-What'd you get them for, son? -About 34 points.

-How's it going, my man? -Oh, good, good.

but, shit, that don't mean shit to these niggers 'round here; put a cap in your ass.

Me with a white bitch?

You Pygmy mother fucker

Oh, no, no, no. I ain't never been nowhere.

-Wow! -Thousands of seats. Crowded, yo.

I can't do that right now. I have to weigh my options.

Why the hell did you name me Jesus anyway? What type of name is that?

The man escaped just like Shawshank.

-Besides, that wasn't a foul-- -Don't start yelling at me, boy.

Naw, naw, naw. We had the continental over at the Marriott.

Te amo. Jesús, te amo. Aye, qué fiebre.

Look. Number one, you ain't too young. You're a young woman.

I refuse to let Mary grow up in the same apartment with Uncle Bubba.

-Good, 'cause I can always beat you. -I'm getting good at--

Did you even love my mother?

Let's go. Show me that. Oh, good!

That's why he ain't going to make it.

You win, you do what you want to do. Tear it up, whatever.

Do what I tell you to do, and I'm telling you to sit down.

You not rolling public transportation with all these knuckleheads.

It might feel good It might sound a little something

Where's my wig?

There's got to be some truth to it if it's in the papers.

You know the name, P.E. You know the game, P.E.

Make me pay if I get too close. Make me pay!

Take that goddamn shit off.

Better take this court over, yo.

That's the reason they let me out.

Give me your right leg.

Hey, can't be fucking with y'all's education, right? Yeah.

But along came Jesus.

before that game, with 42 points a game the whole season.

Mary, answer me right now.

-Always, man. Hey, welcome back. -All right.

And I'm just going to... you know, do whatever.

I just asked your son where you were.

Dear Jesus, your daddy and I hope you're fine.

When I was a kid, my mother used to go, Arthur, you're a capo tost.

Anyway, we got all night.

That's what I'm talking about. That's what I'm talking about. Are you tired?

-Jesus. -Hallelujah, Jesus! Hallelujah!

We got some serious freaks up here in this piece, man.

Oh, come on, man!

I'm not getting pregnant now, papi.

We ain't for the fame We for the change

But we just here to let you all know that P.E. is in full effect...

-You talking about Samson and Delilah. -Yeah, that's right.

and star in commercials and make mad loot.

Now, I know you haven't fell...

Do you know if you're going to go to Big State?

but I really have to speak to you.

once he saves up enough money to get out of this...

Who taught you that one?

I'm turning the meter off.

I'm not fucking with no agents, Lala.

-Yeah, but he's one of the few. -If he can make it out here, so can l.

they be fucking with the J,

Yeah. Right there.

or there's going to be hell to pay.

So somebody gets up on you. So what?

I know. Just can't wait 'til next season when you're going to school here.

that we would be there for the both of you.

You weren't knocking on that door while I was getting my ass beat.

It's a long time, you know?

Sorry it was so last-minute though.

you did not get your son to sign the letter of intent.

I can handle my own business, all right?

You going to take that LoJack off?

Hatin ass niggas!

'Cause when you get mad, you can't make a shot.

Last time in a church be the last time in a church

Now you enjoy walking out that front door.

I mean, kid, an inkling, anything?

Take a shower. Wash your ass.

If I hear you talking like that again, I'll kill you myself!

Now, introducing--Number 34!

Ahh, ohh, what's that sound

for you to sign to go to Big State.

-Jesus. -Jesus. -Jesus.

-So did you fuck anybody while you were out there? -Hell, no!

All these schools calling, we need to just get another unlisted number.

-I haven't seen him. -Okay.

You better thank God you're here, man.

The NC two -A deadline for kids to declare is one week away.

I murdered her, and, uh...

Two-one. That's something you taught me.

Get ready to help out, Booger, before we get beat. Just steal.

-Dakota. -What about you?

-What's up, bro? -Game's over. Warden wants to see you.

We don't live there anymore. He moved us out.

-Why? -I just need to. When can we talk?

From way back I shown no weakness when I speak this

He's the next phenom! He's awesome, baby, with a capital A!

I like talking to you and all, but don't let that fool you, you know.

Your mother--Martha,

He's the 3-S man! Super, scintillating, sensational!

The governor's made a request that your son, Jesus Shuttlesworth,

Man, don't be crazy, man. I know all the schools sweating you.

So, this is it, yo? Judgement day?

-What up, J-man? -You got it.

Telling me I got to beware

Check out Rodman here.

I know what's going on. I know people are offering you all kinds of things.

Look under the bed.

like you mean it or something?

Prayers laced with fear Beware

but it's not 'cause they love you, man.

I love him. He loves me.

-I can eat 20 of these. -Unstoppable Public Enemy on the disk

You ain't Scarlett O'Hara! I ain't Rhett Butler!

I Got Hops Nigga!, I Got Hippity Hops!

Shut the hell up

l thought it might be a little hard for you...

is the foresight of his parents...

You Have Platinum & Diamond That’s Like Having Cake & Ice Cream On Your Wrist

Okay. All right. Nice meeting you.

I'm teaching, brother. I'm teaching, son, like I always taught you.