Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Two thousand.
Why you allow this, this, this... pimp, you know, to just--
Yeah, huh? Come on. Sit down.
Thank you. I just did it. Built it from scratch.
@ folks hatin on drake
I just don't want to see you beholden to somebody for something you done took.
You want to throw up, let us know. We'll pull over.
You know, we're going to get married...
You hit those?
All right.
-Jesus. -I don't know yet.
-We're glad you're here. -We're having a little talk.
-Yeah. I feel the same way. -Do you? That's good. That's lovely.
Don’t be a hater
30,000. That's a small trailer home in North Carolina...
-You going to cry now or something? -Why you got to push--Whoa!
Look, son, why don't you-- What you got there, a Range Rover?
Don't be talking about my mother, all right? Please.
Just coming down the court, you got a defender in your way.
I'm John Chaney from Temple University.
And I'd appreciate it if you don't ever walk through that door ever again.
And, uh...
You're going to get mad when you get pushed?
Always messing around. That's why I can't mess with y'all, man.
-Coach is back. -I need to see you in my office now.
-That's my baby. -That's right. My boy.
Behind the game behind the game
All right.
Let me think about it.
Ohh!
-What are the assistant coaches doing in the hallway? -Yeah. Right here, man.
I'm talking about when he was with the Bullets down at Winston-Salem Stadium...
-How you doing? You all right? -Okay.
because of what he's overcome in his life.
It's been a long time.
Daddy, how'd you get out? I thought you were going to be away a long, long time.
It might feel good It might sound a little something
Hey, hey, you know how much Hilfiger this buys?
I hope you don't think we're too forward or aggressive with the highlight film...
Now listen from the beginning 'til I reach the ending
I know how you feel, son, but the fact remains he is your daddy.
You having a good time? Because you look so good.
First thing that's going to take you out is these drugs they got for you.
'Cause when you get mad, you can't play.
To be a good actress?
Oh, so you just got the court built inside the house, huh?
I'm going to take care of you, with interest if you want!
ESPN gets religion as we follow a day in the life of Abraham Lincoln senior...
Look, you've got to come to this school.
Off the court, I can't tell you a damn thing.
-Man, thank God it's Friday. -Friday?
God bless you, son. I believe you do.
That's one.
Yeah. I'm a lucky Negro.
I want you meeting the assistant coaches.
Sip, sip, sip on this.
-Mira, papi. Big Time! -What's up? How you doing?
seven days before.
-Yeah? -The ones in the front.
What did I tell you about listening to what people say?
You ain't got to worry about me no more.
Let's get rid of this first.
Hold on. This is the right place for me.
We know all about you. We love you.
-It don't make no sense. -It makes perfect sense. He smells the money.
Who the fuck does she think she is?
Bitch, what-- Get your motherfucking--
Stop right there!
When I watched Kenny Anderson's stuff,
Gibby
But he knows how to pass. He plays with his teammates.
You puke back there, my main man Crudup will see to it...
What do you want, what do you need What will you find
I want you to go to Big State, son.
I ain't even got to ask it
They think they know it all.
-Okay. -No. No, Jake.
No official word yet on how he escaped.
Through the fast lane in the game
If my mother ever saw me with a white bitch, she'd spin in her grave.
Jake, please sit down. Sit down.
-139, 150 with tax. -One-fifty? Where the holes at?
-Not good. -What's wrong, dear?
That's right.
-Can you? -I can't wait.
Take a seat right there.
Full athletic scholarship, that's all?
Yup
Take Yo Pepto Bismol Bottle Ass on in the Bedroom Why the Fukk Yo Chuck E Cheese Kool Aid Man Looking Ass Gotta Talk to Auntie Like That?
@champagnepapi #scorpion
-We got to play for real. -And don't be confused
Go ahead. Take off.
What's up?
If man is the father the son is the center of the earth
Within one week, a truck came and moved you and your kid sister out.
Oh, yeah.
Call 9-1-1. Go ahead. Call 9-1-1. Go, go.
Let's go, Doc! Hurry up.
He played himself-- four years, varsity, at Big State.
No. I don't think nothing like that.
that's been missing us for mad years.
Yes, Jesus! Oh!
The thought of reparation's got him playing with the population
When you begged me to get that abortion, I believed you.
Why waste all that valuable time commuting back and forth...
-Huh? -Hello, Uncle Jake.
-We need to stay out in the hallway. -Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Check the papers Well, I bet on ices
-We got game, they got game he got game -What's going down
Everybody says you're going to play pro ball and have your own Nike sneakers...
-I do. -How you spell it?
-Everybody in the hallway. -This is a party. It's a long hallway.
Well, technically, it's mine.
What’s up with all the familiarity
-Did your father tell you that? -No, but everybody else in the world.
Yeah, that was luck, anyway.
Yeah.
We know you've been locked up five and a half years. Pussy is pussy.
Pygmy buzzards be hovering over you trying to get that loose change.
Hey, how you doing? I'm Jake Shuttlesworth. I'm Jesus' father.
-First, number one-- -God ain't shit.
More than your eyes can see and ears can hear
I'm just saying that there's a reason and I can at least admit it.
Don't even lie. Tell me the truth.
-Maybe we could start being father and son again. -You ain't my father.
All those lips, all those hips? All those honey dips?
All right, I'm, uh--
You really think you're slick, huh?
-Just call me the leprechaun. -That's your last basket.
We feel responsible for the both of you.
First quarter, Knicks up one. Jordan for three?
-Why don't we go inside? I'll show you my house. -We'd love to.
Buddy, you know what this is?
-Go to sleep. -Good night.
-Jesus! -Look at that.
If we work together, we can both get what we want. You know what I'm saying?
I got Calculus.
Go get it, the ball. Go get it.
-May I ask you a question, talk to you about something? -About what?