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I’m Going into the Bedroom Fine Then

Don't try any funny business.

-I'm, uh, Jake. Jake-- -Please, no last names.

-That wasn't hard for me. -Oh, my God.

Things didn't work out exactly as we planned,

A female friend, and I'd like to take her someplace other than Nathan's.

-It's going around here in Coney Island. -Yeah, yeah. It's contagious.

-It's a great game, isn't it? -Basketball, yes.

I just want to feel you inside of me...

That's Lala. Lala Bonilla, Jesus' lady.

I told him I'd be here at the Garden.

How are you doing, son? Can I talk to you for a second?

Ahh, ohh, what's that sound

-I asked for you. -You must be out of your mojo mind.

Your brother, he's doing all right, huh?

can't be worked out over the phone or--

Jesus of the playgrounds. That's the truth, son.

You swear you Jordan up in this piece. You foul motherfuckers too.

No money, no cars, no job for your family?

-I love it! -You look great! You look fucking wonderful!

I need some Similac for my baby. I need some Pampers for my baby.

-I ain't getting a damn thing! -Jesus!

They hurt like hell, son.

Look, I don't know who you been talking to or who you think I am,

Uh, low self-esteem. I was abused as a child.

-Isn't that right, Chick? -Yeah, oh, yeah.

Of course we're going to be around. What the fuck you think we're going to do?

Folks don't even own themselves

People use Even murders excused

Cockroach this then. Cockroach this.

-What about Mary's? -I tore those up too.

-We got game, they got game he got game -What's going down

Just 'cause a man bigger than you, don't mean he better than you.

You know, you haven't had too much success with your son yet.

Yeah, that's right, this cut goes out to all y'all...

Them white girls over there, man, they do your dirty drawers.

Yeah. Come on, baby.

It might feel good It might sound a little something

You ain't got no job, son! No J-O-B!

-You should have seen your boy today. -What did he do?

Pay whom what? You ain't got no real money anyway anyhow.

You know, when you threw that ball over the fence, it got lost.

-Daddy, leave me alone! -Jake, that's some wrong shit, man.

-Honey, I really need you to meet with that guy I was telling you about. -Who?

You know you're going to leave me.

What they offering you, boy? What they going to give you?

I said sit down. I'm your daddy and you're going to do what I tell you.

Give me one at a time, one at a time.

Good, not great athlete.

-Yeah! -With the most finesse. Roll call!

-With a gun over there -Yeah, that's right. Ha-ha!

Come on, go strong, Jesus.

-Jesus! Jesus! -Jesus!

-Man, I quit! -You quit?

Don't never let them see you weak. Let me tell you something.

All right, Jake. You don't have to get defensive.

There were women at this college. There are women all over the place.

Don't try to play me for no fool now.

-Uh-oh. -It's, uh, really cool.

You know how you do, coming off and all that. Taw!

Come on now. Play ball.

You got to take it back, give it back, do what you got to do.

Yeah. So y'all going to be following me everywhere I go?

-Please? -They got game, he got game

All right. Why you allow Sweetness...

You can play with my Sony Playstation.

-Don't never let them see you weak. -This is for everything.

Come on. Please?

like your father.

Nah, he's not going to mean any trouble.

Everybody and their mama's running around saying they're born again.

Yeah, I almost forgot.

and... it would mean a lot to me.

-I can't have anything but the best. -This Hilfiger sweater--

It's your ball.

P.S.--Your sister misses you badly.

-If your mother could see--

Elbow me if-- Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

-You better play some defence. -I give you that.

-And this will be-- -The most important decision-- -In your life.

He tells me to get you, so I get you.

-What? -I quit. I'm out of here.

I don't know if I should. I could get in trouble.

You want me to live in Lala-land? Is that what it is?

What about Stephon Marbury?

They get caught smoking crack in the hotel with ten whores.

This the play-offs No payoffs, strictly skills

It's time for you to get to stepping.

They're just trying to get over, trying to get a piece of Jesus, that's all.

What most impresses me about Jesus Shuttlesworth...

-Give it to me, James. -Take it.

-These are my peeps right here. -Yo, man, it's your pops.

-Son-- -Hey, don't push me, man.

You know, an advance or something like that? I'm broke.

Yeah, I know that too.

This is your money. Hey, this is yours.

in these United States of America?

Number one: You ain't on vacation.

He's cheating, Jesus.

This is what my daddy brought up here from Mississippi.

-What? -This whole world is bugged.

-Yeah? Ain't as good as this though.

And who's underpaid that got fouled at the basket

-Oh, so I should thank you then, huh? -I don't give a fuck.

You've reached Mary and Jesus. We're not at home.

-Daddy. -Lord have mercy!

-About what? -About, number one, where you going to go to school.

to the Promised Land despite being down late the second half.

Where Christ is in all this crisis

Just in case you get any smart ideas, we will track you down.

-Booger, take your cousin in your room. -Go in the room.

Because I'm too young. I cannot wait until I'm 18.

-Hook a brother up. -Give me some money.

You see Molly over there, man?

Well, Jake, I think it's time for all of us to go back home.

Your ass is ours. You understand that?

Human beings screaming vocal javelins

Of course I met women. I got introduced to everybody.

I'll play you, one-on-one, to 11.

Crudup. Just make sure she's clean, my man.

I can't believe this. I really can't.

That's why I don't like playing with your ass, son.

Lincoln! Linc--Linc--Linc-- Lincoln! Roll call!

We can help each other.

-You're going to wake up a whole bunch of angry black folk. -I don't give a fuck!

So why did you let this stranger in our house?

People really do care about you.

Like Damn, I Thought We’s Family? We is Family, Blood, Thick as Thieves, La Familia, You Blac Youngsta Silkk the Shocker Looking Ass Boy

-Let's see what you got. -I got--

Don't freestyle much but I write them like such

Leaving reality Believe in fantasy