Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Don't try any funny business.

Where Christ is in all this crisis

Them white girls over there, man, they do your dirty drawers.

Don't never let them see you weak. Let me tell you something.

He's cheating, Jesus.

in these United States of America?

You want me to live in Lala-land? Is that what it is?

Because I'm too young. I cannot wait until I'm 18.

Uh, low self-esteem. I was abused as a child.

People really do care about you.

I’m Going into the Bedroom Fine Then

You can play with my Sony Playstation.

You got to take it back, give it back, do what you got to do.

Look, I don't know who you been talking to or who you think I am,

He tells me to get you, so I get you.

This is your money. Hey, this is yours.

-Man, I quit! -You quit?

What most impresses me about Jesus Shuttlesworth...

-Uh-oh. -It's, uh, really cool.

People use Even murders excused

Your brother, he's doing all right, huh?

-You should have seen your boy today. -What did he do?

-I ain't getting a damn thing! -Jesus!

Don't try to play me for no fool now.

-Don't never let them see you weak. -This is for everything.

And who's underpaid that got fouled at the basket

I said sit down. I'm your daddy and you're going to do what I tell you.

Nah, he's not going to mean any trouble.

Crudup. Just make sure she's clean, my man.

-Please? -They got game, he got game

-I'm, uh, Jake. Jake-- -Please, no last names.

-What? -This whole world is bugged.

Human beings screaming vocal javelins

-We got game, they got game he got game -What's going down

That's Lala. Lala Bonilla, Jesus' lady.

I need some Similac for my baby. I need some Pampers for my baby.

-Yeah? Ain't as good as this though.

Cockroach this then. Cockroach this.

Yeah. Come on, baby.

Come on, go strong, Jesus.

Leaving reality Believe in fantasy

-It's a great game, isn't it? -Basketball, yes.

They get caught smoking crack in the hotel with ten whores.

You know how you do, coming off and all that. Taw!

-What about Mary's? -I tore those up too.

-And this will be-- -The most important decision-- -In your life.

-It's going around here in Coney Island. -Yeah, yeah. It's contagious.

-Oh, so I should thank you then, huh? -I don't give a fuck.

Yeah, I almost forgot.

-Hook a brother up. -Give me some money.

like your father.

We can help each other.

All right. Why you allow Sweetness...

You see Molly over there, man?

Jesus of the playgrounds. That's the truth, son.

You ain't got no job, son! No J-O-B!

-Jesus! Jesus! -Jesus!

I can't believe this. I really can't.

That's why I don't like playing with your ass, son.

I'll play you, one-on-one, to 11.

Yeah. So y'all going to be following me everywhere I go?

I told him I'd be here at the Garden.

So why did you let this stranger in our house?

-Daddy, leave me alone! -Jake, that's some wrong shit, man.

Come on now. Play ball.

-Booger, take your cousin in your room. -Go in the room.

There were women at this college. There are women all over the place.

-I can't have anything but the best. -This Hilfiger sweater--

Just 'cause a man bigger than you, don't mean he better than you.

Pay whom what? You ain't got no real money anyway anyhow.

-These are my peeps right here. -Yo, man, it's your pops.

Of course we're going to be around. What the fuck you think we're going to do?

Elbow me if-- Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

Things didn't work out exactly as we planned,

What about Stephon Marbury?

I don't know if I should. I could get in trouble.

Lincoln! Linc--Linc--Linc-- Lincoln! Roll call!

-Son-- -Hey, don't push me, man.

This is what my daddy brought up here from Mississippi.

-You're going to wake up a whole bunch of angry black folk. -I don't give a fuck!

Folks don't even own themselves

-About what? -About, number one, where you going to go to school.

They hurt like hell, son.

to the Promised Land despite being down late the second half.

-Honey, I really need you to meet with that guy I was telling you about. -Who?

How are you doing, son? Can I talk to you for a second?

Just in case you get any smart ideas, we will track you down.

Well, Jake, I think it's time for all of us to go back home.

Of course I met women. I got introduced to everybody.

-I asked for you. -You must be out of your mojo mind.

Give me one at a time, one at a time.

Everybody and their mama's running around saying they're born again.

You swear you Jordan up in this piece. You foul motherfuckers too.

You know, you haven't had too much success with your son yet.

Like Damn, I Thought We’s Family? We is Family, Blood, Thick as Thieves, La Familia, You Blac Youngsta Silkk the Shocker Looking Ass Boy

You know you're going to leave me.

No money, no cars, no job for your family?

It might feel good It might sound a little something

-Daddy. -Lord have mercy!

Number one: You ain't on vacation.

-That wasn't hard for me. -Oh, my God.

Good, not great athlete.

I just want to feel you inside of me...

Yeah, that's right, this cut goes out to all y'all...

What they offering you, boy? What they going to give you?

You've reached Mary and Jesus. We're not at home.

P.S.--Your sister misses you badly.

A female friend, and I'd like to take her someplace other than Nathan's.

-I love it! -You look great! You look fucking wonderful!

This the play-offs No payoffs, strictly skills

-With a gun over there -Yeah, that's right. Ha-ha!

It's time for you to get to stepping.

-Let's see what you got. -I got--

All right, Jake. You don't have to get defensive.

Your ass is ours. You understand that?

Come on. Please?

and... it would mean a lot to me.

They're just trying to get over, trying to get a piece of Jesus, that's all.

Ahh, ohh, what's that sound

You know, an advance or something like that? I'm broke.

-Yeah! -With the most finesse. Roll call!

-Give it to me, James. -Take it.

Don't freestyle much but I write them like such

-You better play some defence. -I give you that.

can't be worked out over the phone or--

You know, when you threw that ball over the fence, it got lost.

-What? -I quit. I'm out of here.

It's your ball.

-Isn't that right, Chick? -Yeah, oh, yeah.

-If your mother could see--

Yeah, I know that too.