Altar Egos - Arrested Development [S01E16]

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Altar Egos - Arrested Development [S01E16]
TV-PGComedy

Micheal has a one-night stand with a woman named Maggie Lizer. He has a guilt-trip after learning she is blind, but not so much after he discovers that she's the prosecuting attorney ...

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17 Mar 2004
Altar Egos
Jay Chandrasekhar
Oh, yes, there absolutely will be a margarita in my mouth!Oh, yes, there absolutely will be a margarita in my mouth!Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#1
Released 2004-03-17, Rated TV-PG
Score 24.708
Oh, yes, there absolutely will be a margarita in my mouth!
Oh, yes, there absolutely will be a margarita in my mouth!
Talk you off? Talk you off what, Pop-Pop?Talk you off? Talk you off what, Pop-Pop?Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#2
Released 2004-03-17, Rated TV-PG
Score 22.706
Talk you off? Talk you off what, Pop-Pop?
Talk you off? Talk you off what, Pop-Pop?
I can't think of a better teacher than White Power Bill.I can't think of a better teacher than White Power Bill.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#3
Released 2004-03-17, Rated TV-PG
Score 22.462
I can't think of a better teacher than White Power Bill.
I can't think of a better teacher than White Power Bill.
If you need me, I will be at Senor Tadpoles...If you need me, I will be at Senor Tadpoles...Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#4
Released 2004-03-17, Rated TV-PG
Score 20.470
If you need me, I will be at Senor Tadpoles...
If you need me, I will be at Senor Tadpoles...
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#5
Released 2004-03-17, Rated TV-PG
Score 20.438
- having a margarita made in my mouth. - No, no. Hey.
- having a margarita made in my mouth. - No, no. Hey.
Did you hear that everyone? Michael Bluth is threatening me!Did you hear that everyone? Michael Bluth is threatening me!Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#6
Released 2004-03-17, Rated TV-PG
Score 19.501
Did you hear that everyone? Michael Bluth is threatening me!
Did you hear that everyone? Michael Bluth is threatening me!
92 years old and she never tried pesto92 years old and she never tried pestoYarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#7
Released 2004-03-17, Rated TV-PG
Score 17.419
92 years old and she never tried pesto
92 years old and she never tried pesto
Ninety-two years old, and she never tried pesto.Ninety-two years old, and she never tried pesto.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#8
Released 2004-03-17, Rated TV-PG
Score 16.449
Ninety-two years old, and she never tried pesto.
Ninety-two years old, and she never tried pesto.
I can't be a part of the story. I can't be a part of the story.I can't be a part of the story. I can't be a part of the story.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#9
Released 2004-03-17, Rated TV-PG
Score 14.029
I can't be a part of the story. I can't be a part of the story.
I can't be a part of the story. I can't be a part of the story.
George Michael.George Michael.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#10
Released 2004-03-17, Rated TV-PG
Score 13.524
George Michael.
George Michael.
Let's just sit quietly and consider how ridiculous that statement was.Let's just sit quietly and consider how ridiculous that statement was.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#11
Released 2004-03-17, Rated TV-PG
Score 13.456
Let's just sit quietly and consider how ridiculous that statement was.
Let's just sit quietly and consider how ridiculous that statement was.
You don't fire crazy. You never fire crazy.You don't fire crazy. You never fire crazy.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#12
Released 2004-03-17, Rated TV-PG
Score 13.294
You don't fire crazy. You never fire crazy.
You don't fire crazy. You never fire crazy.
All these books are cooked!All these books are cooked!Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#13
Released 2004-03-17, Rated TV-PG
Score 13.290
All these books are cooked!
All these books are cooked!
- First of all, you don't have hiring and firing power. - I do.- First of all, you don't have hiring and firing power. - I do.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#14
Released 2004-03-17, Rated TV-PG
Score 12.973
- First of all, you don't have hiring and firing power. - I do.
- First of all, you don't have hiring and firing power. - I do.
Spring break! [Whooping]Spring break! [Whooping]Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#15
Released 2004-03-17, Rated TV-PG
Score 12.615
Spring break! [Whooping]
Spring break! [Whooping]
Girls With Low Self-Esteem, chose not to include her.Girls With Low Self-Esteem, chose not to include her.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#16
Released 2004-03-17, Rated TV-PG
Score 12.219
Girls With Low Self-Esteem, chose not to include her.
Girls With Low Self-Esteem, chose not to include her.
Spring break! [Grunts] It's my favorite holiday.Spring break! [Grunts] It's my favorite holiday.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#17
Released 2004-03-17, Rated TV-PG
Score 11.989
Spring break! [Grunts] It's my favorite holiday.
Spring break! [Grunts] It's my favorite holiday.
- Nana was on that yacht! - What?- Nana was on that yacht! - What?Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#18
Released 2004-03-17, Rated TV-PG
Score 11.872
- Nana was on that yacht! - What?
- Nana was on that yacht! - What?
- Are you threatening me? - Yeah, that's a threat. I'm threatening you.- Are you threatening me? - Yeah, that's a threat. I'm threatening you.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#19
Released 2004-03-17, Rated TV-PG
Score 11.626
- Are you threatening me? - Yeah, that's a threat. I'm threatening you.
- Are you threatening me? - Yeah, that's a threat. I'm threatening you.
Call me the Tin Man. I'm a Friend of Dorothy's now.Call me the Tin Man. I'm a Friend of Dorothy's now.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#20
Released 2004-03-17, Rated TV-PG
Score 10.853
Call me the Tin Man. I'm a Friend of Dorothy's now.
Call me the Tin Man. I'm a Friend of Dorothy's now.
It's driving me crazy. It's like a mind puzzle, an awesome mind puzzle.It's driving me crazy. It's like a mind puzzle, an awesome mind puzzle.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#21
Released 2004-03-17, Rated TV-PG
Score 10.603
It's driving me crazy. It's like a mind puzzle, an awesome mind puzzle.
It's driving me crazy. It's like a mind puzzle, an awesome mind puzzle.
- What? - You don't have the magic in you!- What? - You don't have the magic in you!Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#22
Released 2004-03-17, Rated TV-PG
Score 10.326
- What? - You don't have the magic in you!
- What? - You don't have the magic in you!
Spring break! WooooooooSpring break! WooooooooYarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#23
Released 2004-03-17, Rated TV-PG
Score 10.302
Spring break! Woooooooo
Spring break! Woooooooo
Afraid. You're afraid.Afraid. You're afraid.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#24
Released 2004-03-17, Rated TV-PG
Score 10.065
Afraid. You're afraid.
Afraid. You're afraid.
I sunk it! I sunk the yacht!I sunk it! I sunk the yacht!Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#25
Released 2004-03-17, Rated TV-PG
Score 9.9344
I sunk it! I sunk the yacht!
I sunk it! I sunk the yacht!