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How am I gonna come up with 50 grand?
First, I hang the old worm out there. They usually go for it.
- So were you, like, in an accident or what? - No. Me father was a tree.
You need 50 grand, Griffin? I got a suggestion for you.
Getting drunk and ditching you at the bar,
Nice fish you got there, Griffin. What are you selling? Your bait?
That's how a real New England man makes a living.
You wouldn't believe what we confiscate from these crooks.
What? Don't Look At Me Like That. Fat Chicks Need Love, Too. But They Gotta Pay.
OK, one, two, three, four, five...
- Are you gonna miss me? - Only until I go and buy a Hustler.
Would those who are going away for spring break please move to the left of the room?
- This will be dangerous. We could all die. - Come on. You're our best friend.
OH SO NOBODY HERE THINKS POWER IS SEXY
A jackal! Jackal! It's a jackal! It looks like a jackal! Jackal? It's a jackal! Jackal?
What? Don't look at me like that. Fat chicks need love, too. But they got to pay.
And now the actual boat itself. Do I have an opening bid for the boat?
jackal
- This must be Fish Stench Cove. - Now all we gotta do is find the fish.
- What's all that noise? - Nothing. Nothing.
Lt'd be suicide to go after that fish. There's got to be another way.
Did you read the fine print on this loan contract?
OK. I can draw Kermit the Frog. How about a nice Kermit the Frog?
OH-HO! YOU ARE DARK!
The four of us out at sea, miles away from civilisation, tossing back brews.
Because no one told me. I thought you should know.
Hey, no! No! Hot!
You were gonna pop inside real quick and find someone who looked like me
- Ahh. - Delectable.
- So, you can really give me a loan? - I sure can.
While I may not agree with what you say, I'll defend to the death your right to say it.