Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Dean Vernon Wormer.
Yes, well, marvelous day. Yes.
Will that work? Hey, it's gotta work better than the truth
you'll despise yourself forever.
She was gonna make a pot for me.
I’ll write you a note. I’ll say you’re too well to attend.
who's filling in for belinda jefferies? cheryl de coursey.
Cytokines....can't live with 'em can't live without em
- Stop. Stop! - [Mouthing Mandy]
Thanks! I needed that!
[Crowd Cheering]
How I feel about the NFL!
Gee, I'm almost sorry I missed it. What'd you do? Human sacrifice?
Your brother's insurance company buys him a new car.
What? Over?
to this year's honorary grand marshal...
You going out tonight, Otter?
[Shelly Screaming]
Whew. Hey, he's in there.
This calls for a really futile and stupid gesture... And we're just the guys to do it!
"You guys playing cards?"
who's filling in for jodie tivak? donna loski.
Jesus! What's goin' on?
those assholes must have stolen the wrong signals
What’s the difference?
Alex Smith...Has no QBR
so I'm just gonna tell you.
Who's with me?!?!?
We passed the bill! The whole F'ing bill!
Slurpee party.
Swearing in ceremony Eat me!
Give me that. Give me that.
Who delivered the medical school cadavers to the alumni dinner?
We gotta take these bastards.
Home, Donald. We just got here.
- ? Yeah, yeah, right ? - ? Shout ?
Oh!
- ? Hey, hey, yeah ? - ? Shout ?
? Hey, hey, Paula ?
? Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ?
Boom squad Dead!
Mr. Ladera
Yeah. How's that?
My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.
I've never seen anything like this. I'll see you later.
- I was told I'd have a chance to... - That's enough!
Whoo! Hoo-ha! Where'd he get the wheels?
You guys playing cards?
[Both Yelling]
? A little bit softer now ? ? Shout ?
? Chip, Doug and Gregg they're second to none ?
in the fingernail of some other giant being.
It's a Delta pin, sir.
See if you can guess what I am now.
Daniel Simpson Day... has no grade point average.
I'm a zit. Get it?
Thank you, sir! May I have another?
You're all worthless and weak!
? That had no bones ?
Mister, hold my mount.
Come outta there, you bastards!
Oh, were afraid to go with you Urban,,, We might get in Trouble..
You guys playing cards?
It was Greggy and Dougie and some of the other Hitler Youth
Rah, rah! Hey, look!
He's gonna kill me! This car is expensive!
Zero point two.
Wait ‘til Ottis sees us! He Loves Us!
Thank you, sir! May I have another?
- Tommy? - Tommy?
You fucked up! You trusted me to order the right item
For Christ's sake, Carmine! How the hell could it be my fault?
Double secret probation, sir?
7, comma, triple zero
- What a tool. - I didn't get that, son. What was that?
Hey Jack, where is Yves At? Zero point zero
Sure, come on in.
A new low. I'm so ashamed.
Vinne Pasquantino
For shame! Lawrence, I'm surprised at you.
? He came in handy when we were short a skunk ?
Natalie, do you mind if I dance with your dates!
I hope I score... oh boy! Oh boy!
Wow. You're even prettier than Kent said you were.
What are the chances?
I'm here, Frank. I'm here.
The Dining Hall
THERE IS A LITTLE KNOWN CODICIL IN THE ELON COLLEGE CONSTITUION-ONLY THE BEST OF THE BEST GET ANDREW FLORENCE AS A PROFESSOR
There is a little-known codicil in the Faber College constitution...
We are on double secret probation
The whole point is just to enjoy yourself.
Did she put you up to this? Oh, that minx.
- ? Come on now ? - ? Shout ?
Good. [Continues Chuckling]
Point of parliamentary procedure
? That's what I want ?
Nothing is over Until Aziz says it is.
? In my rama rama ding dong ?
I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part! We’re just the guys to do it.
Don't be a fruit, okay?
Too bad. I think he's just dreamy.
Broda! Broda!
Major league yobbos.
? Flounder's left shoe is always on his right ?
Uh-huh. Norma?
Why is trev on the sideline? why not?
Turn the car around. I'll be right back.
D- Day takes care of the wreck. We report it to the police.
do the mirrabooka community hall still want gina strangewomanwithaboingyfaceihopeshegetskilledgogno boinging people with that boingy justin guy? no she left but they were gonna fire her anyway to boing herself.
It's dented.
Flounder, I am appointing you...
[Bellowing]
It's moving too fast. Probably a 707.
I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part! We’re just the guys to do it.
[Boon] Now, I want you to fix Pinto up, but it's gotta be a very special girl.
? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah I said Louie, Louie ?
Not great?
USA Grand Nationals Memorial Day Weekend Atlanta, Ga
Mark Khotz called Just to call you an asshole
FAT, DRUNK, AND STUPID IS NO WAY TO GO THROUGH LIFE, LIZ.
Food FIIIIIGHT!
Nothing for me today, thanks!
What a shame... That a few bad apples have to spoil a good time for everyone...
It's just a prank. I'm pledging a fraternity.
HOW'S IT FEEL TO BE AN ASSHOLE, NIEDERREITER?
What did he say?
? Smile, child, hey... ?
20 years of CT efforts down the drain
Go away! I'm sorry. I can only stay a minute.
Put Absher on it, he's a sneaky little shit
Must've been some party. Unbelievable!
when asked at the press conference what Kevin Richards' goals against average was at the recent Mayor's Gold cup tournament in hawaii Dean wormer answered . . .
Well I don’t know, I think he’s kinda cute Ewwwwwww!
PUT NEIDERMEYER ON IT. HE'S A SNEAKY LITTLE SHIT JUST LIKE YOU, RIGHT?
Has No Grade Point Average
cookie party
Could be one little tiny universe.
?? [Piano] There are a lot of great guys here...
and could you... get three dates for my friends?
Hi. I'm Frank Lymon from Amherst, Fawn's fiance.
? And the deepest sea ? Are you all right?
Thank you, Mr. Mayor. [Microphone Feedback Screeching]
Oh boy! Is this great!
I’ll get my coat.
Listen, I'm not joking...this is my job! I wore the exact same 5-button vest with the top button undone today.
- Okay. Now wait. Okay. - Come on!
because you clowns have been on double secret probation...
Your name is...Nillaconda
but you're gonna let it be the worst.
Germans? Forget it, he's rolling.
What's your major? Primitive cultures
Thank you, ADYEN. May I have another?
Those babies really can move across the sky.
which gives the dean unlimited power to preserve order...
Ramming speed!
From now on your name is Fredo
IRENA ....PLEASE TELL SEK yoU PI THAT IT IS BROKE
Let me give you another hint. Does this ring a bell?
Otis! My Man!!
Could I buy some pot from you?
SCOGA! SCOGA! SCOGA!
Fat, dumb, and rustled is no way to go through life, son
? French I took ? ? Yeah ?
? I want money ?
Hi, Robert. Katy, have you seen Boon?
- Listen. You don't have... - Now, she should be decent-looking...
You better sit on that zoo fraternity of yours.
? Your love can give me such a thrill ?
True
Why are you so interested in my social life? Where's Katy?
Have another beer, Larry. He’s just kidding.
Put Neidermeyer on it. He's a sneaky little shit, just like you, right?
? But I do know that I love you ?
Hey, why don't we go out tonight?
Major league yabos
Road Trip!
14 Point
scoga! scoga! scoga!
And one, two, three, four.
No more fun of any kind
Well, you can do what you want to us. But we’re not going to sit here And listen to you badmouth the United States of America. Gentlemen!
They can’t close their borders. Yeah, only we can close our borders.
?? [Music Continues, Indistinct] [Yelling]
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
who's filling in for lauranne backes? sharon waltham.
Will that work? Hey. It's gotta work better than the truth!
You f-ed up.... you trusted us...
You still want to show me your cucumber?
Sure don't, Gregg. She said she was just gonna wash her hair.
THE NEGROES TOOK OUR DATES!
IRENA ....PLEASE TELL S.E.K U PI THAT IT IS BROKE
It's a UOAP Pin, Sir. A UOAP Pin!
[Glass Shattering]
I won't go schizo will I?
Welcome back Wintermeyer
Nickelback!!!! Nickelback!!!!
A new low. I'm so ashamed.
Face it, Kent. You threw up on Dean Wormer.
Thank you, sir. May I have another?