Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

YOU FUCKED UP! YOU TRUSTED US!

Food King, Food King, Food King!

Well, let me tell you the story of another loser.

We passed the bill! The whole F'ing bill!

He can't do that to our pledges

Gregg, honey? Huh?

“I think thus situation absolutely requires a futile a7 stupid gesture be done on somebody’s part” “We’re just the guys to do it”

Hey Andy McIntyre, rush chairman. Damn glad to meet you

Don't you have any respect for yourself? Put on a shirt

- ? That is why ? - ? That is why ?

Otter, don't flatter yourself. It wasn't that great.

Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life Unless you are meanfarmer

What a shame ...

YOU EFFED UP. YOU TRUSTED US.

? We're goin'outta here ?

Mine is bigger then Dum Dumbs

[Screaming Continues]

[Microphone Humming] Testing.

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

What the fuck happened to the zoo I used to know?

That boy is a P-I-G Pig!

Mr. President, do we have to listen to any more of this?

DEJESUS EN SU PRIMERA VEZ CON SU VECINA UNALI

Was it "just a game" when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?

Will you tell those assholes to shut up?

Nothing is over until we decide it is!

Stand up and fight, for Christ's sake!

What'd Katy say? She wasn't home.

Put Neidermeyer on it. He's a sneaky little s**t

? They're twistin', twistin'?

Remain calm. All is well.

How does it feel to be an independent Staples?

Youngstown Bound

I’m going to revoke your charter!

Gregg, is anything happening yet? My arm's kind of tired.

There you go. Ahem.

You're finished.

What’s the difference

Uh… I, state your name….

It's too depressing to think about.

You will speak when you're told to speak and not before! Read.

On your uniform?

Faithfully submitted, Ryan J. Smootermeyer...

Christ! Seven Years of College Down the Drain.

May I have ten thousand marbles, please?

You're using my police, my sanitation people...

What the CDC won’t tell vaccine disciples….

since the beginning of this semester.

Uh, Katy, I don't think you should stay around here.

Well, you can do what you want to us...

Sophomore dies in kiln explosion?

and that's Carl Phillips, editor ofThe Daily Faberian...

I just got an email from HR

I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part! We’re just the guys to do it.

Do you mind if we dance with you Smiles? Wiggles and Giggles

No, Boon, you just got here. I've been downstairs for an hour...

My brother Fred was a Delta. That makes me a legacy.

Didn't connect with the execution?

Kent, come on over here. I like the tie. Great tie, don't you think?

Four and a half years. Must be very good.

Huh? Do you wanna dance?

Get up, you faggots! Get up and charge!

They confiscated everything, even the stuff we didn't steal.

The hardest part about the lockdown.

[Siren Wailing, Tires Screeching]

One, two, three, four, five.

That's funny. Very funny.

This is Hoover's room. Oh, yeah? It's neat.

? For maybe by being an A 'student, baby ?

Fat, drunk, and rustled is no way to go through life, son…

Her roommate is. Fawn isn't here. She...

If you’re not even gonna try… I’m just gonna stop.

We're on double secret probation... Whatever that is!

Do you think you could see your way To giving us a second chance?

? Shout, shout, shout, shout, shout shout, shout, shout, shout ??

Wordle fans...................................... .............................New York Times

? Who's sorry now ? Hey, do you know where Mandy is?

Safe team Boose

Run the light. Don't cost nothin.

and this fraternity of yours has had it...

Is that a clip on by any chance?

That boy is a P-l-G pig.

We can’t - he kills us every year

Do I have to leave?

A couple of major league yabos

Well, if you must know... Eric was just leaving.

Oh, 90% rayon. Very nice.

yes george all gayle day have a gayley gayle. we wish you a gayley christmas and a gayley new gayley gayle.

I'll have your legs broken

? Every girl falls into his hands ?

Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

Can I buy some pot from you?

Say, those guys are comin' pretty fast.

From now on, your name is Flounder.

I don't think the Deltas will be giving us any more trouble.

Why Pinto? [Belching] Why not?

How are you? Hi. How are you?

Bill' s 2017-18 Season

? Animal House ?

Registration Shag Greeting USA Grand Nationals

They're well-known homosexuals.

for the behavior of a few sick, perverted individuals.

Six years of college down the drain

We now consecrate the bond of obedience. Assume the position.

This could be the greatest BD of our lives…

By the way, my name is Eric Stratton. They call me Otter.

What The Fuck Happened To The Delta I Used To Know

Don't worry, Carmine. I've got those boys just where I want 'em.

- Otis! My man! - ? You are my sugar doo-dee-doo ?

My NCAA bracket A new low

Otter, you are the rush chairman. You should be present at the rush party.

What's the matter?

[Sputtering, Coughs]

going up to empty my parents' liquor cabinet.

You F-ed up--you trusted us.

[Gregg Pounding Gavel] Order!

? Aw, man, there ain't nothin'like ?? This is Sissy, my steady girl.

scoga! scoga! scoga!

No. Just some harmless fun. Buy me a dinner tonight?

I'm trying to figure out... Darn it, Gregg.

The Democrats The American People

Skare when in psuedo's group

Hi. You want a beer... Larry?

He can’t do that to our coaches

Mahomes?? Dead!!

They reminded me of criminals. They were horrible.

Listen, I'm not joking. This is my job.

Every spring, the toilets explode

who's filling in for benjamin sherman? adam hedvbury.

- Thank you. - Is she coming down?

oh sorry blown away! flop! bump! bowsch! cap! bop! bash! bing! bimp bomp!

Marmalard? Dead!

Meanwhile at the BDE Conference call...

but do you think you could see your way clear...

You know, I know, everybody knows that Otter certainly had it coming.

Those assholes must have stolen the wrong fucking exam!

And what about that horse? Is there anything in the world...

For God's sake, please! They're looting the Whole Foods!

Do hereby pledge allegiance to the frat.

[Both] Toga party.

Hey. GVoR, Techy, Coastal Elitist Snob. Damn glad to meet you

We can’t pick up trouba - we get him every year and he kills us

You fucked up. You trusted me!

Hey, shut up, you assholes!

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you are all worthless and weak

It's cute, but I think I'll pass this time.

Well, well, well.

This may seem like an inopportune moment to ask, dean wormer, But do you think you could see fit to give us one more chance?

Honestly, Boon, you're 21 years old. Six months, you're gonna graduate...

- ? No one else can compare ? - You girls come here often?

? Stronger than the highest mountain ?

Nothing for me today, thanks

This may seem an inoppertune time Director Air National Guard but could you give us one more chance?

Happy birthday! All is well!

Hoover! Hoover! Ow!