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? A little bit softer now ? ? Shout ?
Thank you, God
We're on double secret probation, whatever that is.
Top line Bottom line
"I Don't Want No Drunken Riots In My Town."
FORGET IT, HE'S ROLLING
mao mao mao : )
These are our name tag hostesses, Mandy Pepperidge and Babs Jansen.
Monday morning
Well, uh, looks like we're gonna be a couple of flowers short...
We need to talk, men We need us some of that Diversity Stuff
I'll say. What?
As of this moment, you're on Doubke Secret Probation!
PWIPE! PWIPE! PWIPE! PWIPE!
cancel, cancel, cancel, cancel, cancel!!!!
Tollgate! Tollgate! Tollgate!
will speak on behalf of Delta House.
What are we gonna do? Road Trip
How does it feel to be an independent, Schoenstein?
What The Fuck Happened To The Penthouse I Used To Know
Then as of this moment, they're on double secret probation.
We're out. Whoo!
“Oh, we’re afraid to go with you, DillonDomer. We might get in trouble.”
Your Last name!!!
Fat, drunk and stupid
Usually, unless the pledge in question turns out to be real closet case.
Everest Trusted KBIC
MarkCO For Shame
As of this moment I am now billing DOUBLE SECRET TRIPLE TIME!
-Dungeon? -For life.
How does it feel to be an asshole, Neidermeyer?
? Shama lama, baby ?
Animal house Double rock and rye
We just want you to enjoy yourselves while you're here.
who's filling in for crystal gadenne? melody henderson.
I won’t go schizo, will I?
Babs, I want you to do something for me.
A new low
Rush Chairman Damn glad to meet you!
Hi there, fellas. Like you to meet Ken and Lonnie.
Hi. We already met. and Chip Diller.
Going to be at Syracuse
My access
Generating Alpha in SRS
and could you... get three dates for my friends?
Let’s do it!!!!
satan.
What are we going to do?
[Whistling, Shouting]
Now you've had it! Officers, officers, please!
LEGACY
Grab A Glue. Don't Cost Nothin'
What happened to you? Stroh.
So we might as well have a good time.
? That is why ? ? That is why ?
YOU FUCKED UP YOU TRUSTED US
We'd like to do for you now a tune entitled Shama Lama Ding Dong. Hit it.
[Groaning]
They took the house! The whole fucking house!
I think you'd be glad later if you weren't here now.
Belongs
Goddamn son of a bitch!
Suzanne be like
A wimp And a blimp
? Here's a man in evenin'clothes ?
When asked what Kevin Richards' goals-against average was at the recent Mayor's Gold Cup in Hawaii, Dean Wormer answered . . .
Otis!! My man!
Sunseri at the TPWG....
What? Why?
He was going to make a pot for me…..
Did your mother buy that for you? Yeah.
I don't know, Lar. I don't think you're trying very hard.
We passed the bill! The whole F'ing bill!
Sidney, Jugless, Mohamet, Lonnie...
[Clears Throat] Fawn Liebowitz.
We can't afford to have a toga party you guys up for a toga party?
From now on your name is....Python
Goa! Goa! Goa! Goa!
? I gave my... ??
.
Yeah. Good luck.
- Germans? - Forget it, he’s rolling.
Trump’s lawyers
"It's a fraternity party, I have to go." The way I feel about twisted work meetings...
Uh, with liberty and fraternity for all.
There's a distinct possibility
so profound and disgusting...
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
No more Delta!
You guys playing cards?
Forget it, he's rolling
Take an oath
Mr. Hoover.
Otter, don't flatter yourself. It wasn't that great. Not great??
They call me Otter.
GENTLEFAGOOS! [*CHEERING*]
Put collins on it He's a sneaky little shit just like you
? Let's go ??
? Mr. Jennings has got his wig on tight ?
Now was Milton trying to tell us...
Bernie wearing a pledge pin
Good. Larry Kroger is now pledged to Delta Tau Chi. Next slide, D-Day.
Did you get the grade reports on the Deltas yet?
Oh, boy!
Fawn Liebowitz?
you are all worthless and weak
scoga! scoga! scoga!
They spilled the bourbon. All the fucking bourbon.
War's over, man. Wednesday dropped the big one.
Now, we could fight 'em with conventional weapons...
Niedermeyer Sneaky Little sHi
Golf without Jake
We're just the guys to do it
? Boon and Katy playing cat and mouse ?
Forget it. He’s rolling.
Is he bigger than me?
Forget it, she's retarded
[Screaming Continues]
? Animal House ? ? No, no, no, no, no ?
Now...... Do it!
Yes, but...
Suzanne be like Triple Secrete Probation, whatever that is
[Thud]
We now consecrate the bond of obedience.
Hi there, Kent. Hi, Larry.
? Hey, baby, won't you take a chance ? [Yelling, Indistinct]
Of course I'm talking about Delta, you twerp!
Toga! Toga! Toga! Toga!
what's my braking beaks name?? i've given this a lot of thought
I think this situation absolutely requires a really foolish and stupid gesture be done on somebody’s part And we’re just the guys to do it
You’re all Worthless and Weak!
Lacroix’s Homemade Ice cream
- Well done. - Robert Hoover...
Okay.
What's my Delta Tau Chi name?
I guess so. You guess so?
DFAY's lack of Telegram love
Hi, Tom Orren, Rush Chairman. Damn glad to meet you.
Mr. Marshal, the streets of Faber are yours.
Do you wanna dance? Yeah!
Tell us if you're in or out, you assholes!
Tollgate! tollgate! tollgate!
Straighten that cap. And goddamn it, tuck up those pajamas.
[Boisterous Laughing]
No no no!
Toga! Toga! Toga! Toga!
When you're getting run over in a crowded trade...
Whoa. Great pair of togas.
Danish Mehboob Mehboob Akhtar
? And Mrs. Wormer she's the queen of the ?
ok me mom's a snow willy wagtail and she goes ch ch ch ch ch ch ccc cheap when she wakes up everymorning! yes granny snow willy wagtail taught her well yes she's 100% snowy! and she's really enfunkled up to japanese ensemphalitis in canker's writs from grandma ohhoooddnaoddgogno which got her a nappy start at _56 years old!
Double secret internal root door? and that means....
[Phone Ringing]
Dak to Biggs
what the fuck happened to the EBYPAA i used to know?
You ever smoked before?
Otter, this is ridiculous. What’re we gonna do? Road trip.
She was killed in a rare kiln accident.
Faber College, Pennsylvania Hooked it. Shit.
What the hell happened to The Mill I used to know?
? Maybe if we do the Bluto ?
? I said we gotta go ??
No, don't worry. Just keep your hands and feet away from his mouth.
Oh boy, is this great!
road trip!
Stoned and floating is no way to go through life, Bob
- Amen. - Sergeant at arms.
Got a lot of catchin' up to do.