Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What the hell we supposed to do you moron?

My advice to Scottie Scheffler Is start drinking heavily

don’t cost nothin

Did she put you up to this? Oh, that minx.

? Turning and tossing ?

?? [Croaking William Tell Overture]

DEMS TO YOUNG VOTERS: "YOU FUCKED UP! YOU TRUSTED US!"

[Man] jumping jacks.

Maybe an 8th year at USC is what I need!!!

Come on, Mandy, honey. You know I'd tell you.

Kandahar? Forget it. He's rolling.

No NFL for me today thanks

- Out with it. - [Retching]

They can close our borders Only we can close our borders

it used to be donna jonesn herself with the hose and roll on the floor with rejavia notlan and pia perroni to make it wet but she quit so it would be chraisma mosmin taking those duties wouldn't it? yes it would.

Thank you Sir May I have another

This is how you are supposed to handle this

Biden to all those he left in Afghanistan

Well, can I just massage your thighs while you eat?

Here. Let me take your coat.

Will that work? Hey, it’s gotta work better than the truth!

scoga! scoga! scoga! scoga!

? I said we gotta go now ?

? You are my sugar doo-dee-doo ?

We're just the guys to do it.

Tron Carter, U.S. golfer. Damn glad to meet you.

Gov't to dying COVID patient

From now on, your name is...bingo.

? I said I want you to know right now ?

SAMA LAMA DING DONG TIME

as recorded this day, 15 November, 1962.

Hey! Eric Stratton, Rush Chairman. Damn glad to meet you.

yes beryl brownerette? what do you want? i want to do some dalkering in doha.

by serving alcohol to freshmen during pledge week...

It feels so good to be back here at the Dexter Lake Club.

IRENA ....PLEASE TELL SEK yoU PI THAT IT IS BROKE

It wasn't that great.

You fucked up you trusted us

Dress that line, soldier.

It's a UOAP Pin, Sir. A UOAPPP Pin!

? Be through ? ? I can't wait no more for you ??

That would be hard to say, sir. They're each outstanding in their own way.

I’ll write you a note, I’ll say… You’re too well to attend.

Face it Vikes fans you fucked uo You trusted us

What are you majoring in? Primitive cultures.

You and all your sick Delta buddies.

Thanks. Got a lot of catchin' up to do.

Generating Alpha in SRS

Do you mind if we use govt. cheese wif your burger?

I think he’s just dreamy!

I put it to you, Gregg.

Thank you sir...may I have another

The “new” RNC to Trump:

Very surprised.

Broda Broda Broda Broda Broda Broda

Good idea. All right.

If you want Wonder Woman in your home... you have to pay...

probably as boring as you find Milton.

Put Stallions on it, he’s a sneaky little shot, just like you.

You guys playing cards?

? Science book ? ? Mmm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm ?

Oh, God, look what just creeped in.

[Watches Ticking]

THERE IS A LITTLE KNOWN CODICIL IN THE ELON COLLEGE CONSTITUTION-ONLY THE BEST OF THE BEST GET ANDREW FLORENCE AS A PROFESSOR

Just mention Modern Art, civil rights or folk music and you're in like Flynn

It's a pledge pin, sir. A pledge pin?

SCOGA! SCOGA! SCOGA! SCOGA!

Thank you very much.

? Now wait a minute ?

- ? That is why ? - ? That is why ?

YOU FUCKED UP... YOU TRUSTED US!

Thank you, Allah!

If you lay one finger on that poor, sweet, helpless girl...

I just talked to her last week.

? I wanna marry you ?

And one, two, three, four…

They took the bar, the whole fucking bar

[Liquid Splashing]

? Animal House ?

Point of parliamentary procedure!

Let's make a wish. [Gregg Laughs]

Do you mind…..

jackson stop being a bowoumppoohoosossuka bohsoump! ok mom i'll stop being a bowpabromp bawa bump bohwy bowhy bowserbowpabohmpastarfromp bosty bohoump!

[Whistle Blows, Tires Screeching]

Was this part of conversation?

Bottom of the 13th Dave Roberts’ inner monologue

I think this situation absolutely requires

Only WE can do that to the men in our group!

The issue here is not whether I took a few liberties with the PPQ report write up.... I did...

- Johnson! My man! - ? You are my sugar doo-dee-doo ?

Hey Niemeyer Happy Birthday

I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part! We’re just the guys to do it.

? Say that you, you can dance ?

- ? Hey-ey-ey-ey-ey-ey ? - ? Hey-ey-ey-ey-ey-ey ?

Who dumped a whole truckload of Fizzies into the swim meet?

If you’re not even gonna try… I’m just gonna stop.

Drunk and stupid is no way to cross a highway

- ? A little bit louder now ? - ? Shout ?

Congratulations, Kroger. You're at the top of the Wall street greed class.

scoga! scoga! scoga!

Listen, I'm not joking. This is my job.

They'll take this seriously

First, that the Delta House did knowingly violate the rules...

-Dungeon? -For life,

What a shame...

Why, no, not at all. Go right ahead.

She thinks you're an immature jerk, huh?

Looks like I missed something.

You'll get your chance Smart Guy

[Glass Shatters]

Besides, you might get lucky without it.

scoga! scoga! scoga!

Aldi! Aldi! Aldi! Here we come!

? Dean Wormer tried to shut us down ?

Leaving. What a good idea.

Assume the position.

?? [Saxophone Riff]

It's a distinct possibility

For God's sake, please! They're looting the Whole Foods!

He wants it back by Sunday!

? That had no stone ?

Marlene! Don't tell me you're gonna pork Marlene Desmond.

sec, I don't think it's right that you extort money from the college.

with charges against Delta Tau Chi.

My advice to you... Start drinking heavily

DOUBLE SECRET PROBATION

[Whinnying, Humming]

You fucked up. You trusted us!

Adroit Miltonist. Damn glad to meet you

7 years of college down the drain

Boon I anticipate a deeply religious experience

Look. As the mayor of Faber, I've got big responsibilities.

For if you do...

Find me a way to revoke Delta's charter.

I'll have your legs broken.

? Louie, Louie ?

Whoa! Excuse me! Pardon me. Pardon me.

Falcon fans be like

Downstairs, pissed off about something.

? Be through ? ? Get through, Paula ?

War’s over man. LSU dropped the big one.

I can't believe I threw up in front of Dean Wormer.

The time has come for someone to put his foot down...

Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

[Tires Screeching]

"No more fun of any kind!"

but a lot of outstanding guys...