Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'd like to address these charges one at a time, if I may.

What's that on your chest, mister?

That boy is a P-I-G pig.

We need to talk, men We need us some diversity

? A little bit louder now ? ? Shout ?

Put Mockford On It He's a sneaky little shit just like you are

Pete. Your a homo Homo

Leadership's answer to bad managers

? At the Animal House ?

A new low, I’m so ashamed.

?? [Indistinct Singing]

Where's Boon? Katy, listen to me.

He's a sneaky little shit, just like you, right?

and after established drinking hours.

They said every one of our answers on the psych test were wrong.

Trump. You hate his guts, right?

pledge representative to the social committee.

[Dean Wormer] You're not walking out on this one, mister.

GOD DAMN SONOVABITCH, I’LL KILL YA YA SCUMBAG JERKOFF ASSHOLE!

Cooper Kupp Zero Point Zero

WESTHEIMER? Dead!

he's not ian snowgoosealana or ian gooselana or ian pigalana or ian snowbirdalana. or ian frogalana! or ian tadpolealana.

You’re gonna pork Marlene!!!

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove!!!

yes we know penisis gambled the vomit debts off somewhere... gayle-lee gayle-lee -gayle pee on piss bumping slouching gayle-lee gayle-lee gayle- have a seiduse on new yrear's christmas 2020 day, gayle-lee gayle-lee gayle-lee home kirk bricking jump on gayle-lee gayle-lee gayle-lee always pee on poupee pontcha.

PJ Campbell... has no audience score.

Larry Kroger. This...

Iran getting spanked

[Groaning] Now drop and give me 20.

? Everybody's feelin'great ?

PUT NEIDERMEYER ON IT. HE'S A SNEAKY LITTLE SHIT JUST LIKE YOU, RIGHT?

[Yelling, Cheering] ?? [Louie, Louie']

My Therapist prescribing lifestyle changes to handle the stress

Take the cheese.

I'm a zit. Get it?

Toga! Toga! Toga! Toga!

Time Keeper When CEFMS just is not cooperating

You know that for sure? Well, no, but,

- [Neighing] - Aah!

What the hell we supposed to do you moron?

Vikings fan after every season

? Do the Bluto ?

Helena Delt formal

Absolutely. You know what we gotta do?

Hi, I'm Josh Snyder Damn glad to meet you

He's a sneaky little sh*t, just like you...

excuse me maria lagonikos raelene snell's very wrinkled now and her boingkids ducted her wax tape and whacked her ear with a guitar! oh congratulations to her i hope she'll get it in with botox filters and thrumpyu strombalites which evolved from no hole zones.

Wormer? He's a dead man!

Carter. Zero point zero.

1993? Forget it. He's rolling.

Get a blow job. Don't cost nothin'.

I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part!

Trooper, whoa... [Clang]

Greg honey, is it supposed to be this soft

YOU F@#$% UP. YOU TRUSTED US.

It's the lowest on campus. It's the lowest in Faber history!

? They're kinda crazy but you'll dig the show ?

Mohamet, uh, Jugdish, Sidney and Clayton.

And one, two, three, four…

? Twistin'the night away ?

? Animal House ? ? No, no, no, no, no, no ?

Goldman’s largest facility? Forget it, he’s rolling.

? Animal House ?

[Screaming Continues]

Maybe he had a heart attack. Holy shit!

May I have 10,000 wireless chargers, please?

I didn't know Joe was a Delta...?

? Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, yeah, yeah ?

who's filling in for melissa kendrew? deena netsan.

EPCHS Class of ‘82 A new low, I’m so ashamed

Can somebody help me holy crap teammates! (2009)

Lady G Lending a hand

? What a wonderful world this would be ?

Helena Delt Dance

Would you go out with me?

An original thought?! In your head?! You’re all worthless & weak

That's government property. Come on. Let's go. Move it.

Seven years of college down the drain

Hey, Neidermeyer!

Are you sure, Babs? Why would Mandy want to see me?

HE SAID THAT"S IT

So, what are you majoring in? What?

? Hey, that is why ?

Hi. My name is Kent Dorfman.

you'll be out of here like shit through a goose!

Fat, drunk, and rustled is no way to go through life, son…

This situation absolutely requires A really stupid and futile gesture

GRAB E15 EQUIPMENT. DON'T COST NOTHIN'.

Grab a brew. Don’t cost nothing.

Don't Cost Nothin'

But you can't hold a whole fraternity responsible...

Remain calm! All is well!

Hi. That was Eric Stratton, Rush Chairman. He was damn glad to meet you.

I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part! We’re just the guys to do it.

They can’t be hostile to our country

Looks like somebody forgot there's a rule against alcoholic beverages...

You can take your thumb out of my ass any time now, Carmine.

Unless he was a complete Closet-case

what would happen if julia gillard was a kettle? well she'd only burn her water off to cool and tax the steam out of her ears.

Tonight's theme...

They can't do that to our cities Only we can do that to our cities

Seven years of college down the drain

Lot of catching up

? A little bit softer now ? ? Shout ?

? That is why ? Where do you go to school?

YOU'RE A GOD-DAMNED DISGRACE!

Hey, wait a minute. That's not a star. Oh.

that decorum prohibits listing them here.

Thank you Dr Turner, may I have another ?

my three Oldsmobiles.

I'm Larry. Remember me? I took you to the party?

the tough get goin'!

He doesn't translate well into our generation, and his jokes are terrible.

I want you to tell Mr. Stratton and Mr. Schoenstein...

What the fuck happened to the abstract expressionists i used to know?

GRAB E15 & FLEX FUEL EQUIPMENT. DONT COST NOTHIN

Then as of this moment they're on double secret notice!!!

Not me! I'm not gonna take this!

The general consensus

Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?

Hey come on, MGMT 883!

But you can't take the car, Otter. Fred wrote the mileage down.

[Mandy Screaming]

I, state your name I, state your name

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

scoga! scoga! scoga!

? You are my sugar doo-dee-doo ?

Homo’s Bitches

Boba! Boba! Boba! Boba!

? You put the ooh, mao, mao ho-ho-ho-ho ?

don't be shy about helping yourselves to punch and cookies

Yeah. He can't do that to our pledges.

You F-ed up... you trusted us....

Uh, maybe a little faster.

Yeah. I don't take anything seriously.

Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life Unless you are meanfarmer

Ah. I think they like the idea, Hoov.

Don't worry I'm pre-law I thought you were pre-med?

? Say ? ? You wanna please me ?

A new low, I'm so ashamed

Don't worry I'm pre-law I thought you were premed. What's the difference?

[Moaning] Oh, I used to touch Fawn this way.

? You been so good to me ? Hoo-hoo!

scoga! scoga! scoga!

ooh I’m afraid to play in the Premier League Postecoglou, it’s too hard… WELL KISS MY ASS

How's it feel to be an assholle Niederreiter

? A little bit softer now ? ? Shout ?

Cooper. Zero point zero.

I'll bet that Eric Stratton's lucky he's not in jail.

You're big baboon !

That Fortnite Emote be like That My siblings never use

Aw, Trooper, baby. Baby, Trooper.

HEY! WHAT'S THIS LYING AROUND SHIT???

You better listen to him Flounder

Cocaine Mitch Loves Us

[Cadets Together] Faber!

My response to the latest Chapala legislation.

make sure you double secret vote

See if you can guess which earworm I am now

When your buddy says "Get on Tarkov"

You fucked up... You Trusted Q

Oh, if there's anything I can do.

Toga … Toga … Toga

? That had no end ?

I, myself, was so obnoxious,

I thought you hated Neidermeyer's guts. I do.

Whatever o this is....

Hungy, posoned and Blind is no way to go through life, son.

Whoa, big fella. Whoa. Whoa.

? Tossing and turning all night ?

You know damn well who it is. I'm sorry.