Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

No, not tonight. Okay?
PUT NEIDERMEYER ON IT. HE'S A SNEAKY LITTLE SHIT JUST LIKE YOU, RIGHT?
who's filling in for aaron badkins? josh williams.
Forget it, he’s starfucking.
Okay.
? Come on now ? ? Shout ?
A little bit taller now... A little bit taller now...
Thank you imam, may I have another?
You homo!
- [Booing, Hissing] - [Pounding Gavel]
Did our boys worry about grain weight when they were killing nazis at iwo jima?
Theta Xi Myrtle Beach Golf Trip How Can I NOT Go Hang with my homies???
Oh, we have a Dean Wormer at Faber.
Well Done
Don't cost nothin
Slurpee Party
Boon, wait!
Was it over When the democrats invaded Iraq?
Why not?
?? [Crescendo] You wanna dance?
[Saxophone Riff]
Wait till Otto sees us! He loves us!
Hi. I'm Shelly Dubinsky, Fawn's roommate.
? Back into my smile, child ?
Our guy
[Grunting] Look!
who's filling in for laura newsome? jasmin shakya.
Excuse me. Excuse me, please. Pardon me. Excuse me, please.
[Laughing, Shrieking]
[Laughter] from which we have received...
? What a wonderful world this would be ?
? And if you ever leave me ?
So, if you mention extortion again...
Might as well join the fuckin' Peace Corps.
? Hey, yeah, yeah ?
? A little bit softer now ? ? Shout ?
Mr. President, what was the first order you gave when you set up the coronavirus task force?
Is that a clip-on, by any chance? Hey, Boon, come over and check this out.
That's a 1.2 grade average. Congratulations, Kroger.
- ? All right ? - ? Shout ?
For God's sake, please! They're looting the Food King!
Bluto's right.
Is it supposed to be this soft?
He can’t do that to our coaches
He said legacies usually get asked to pledge automatically.
[Sighs]
We Need the Dues
- Whoa. - [Horse Nickering]
wordle fans - New York Times
Good night. [All] Good night.
Happy Retirement Inspite of the fact that
[Laughing] D-Day!
I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture
? Don't know much about the French I took ?
Delta has achieved a deficient aggregate grade point average.
Descope! Descope! Descope!
Excuse me. Excuse me. Okay, kid, off that mailbox.
Why don't we go sit down somewhere?
Well, I'm here to pick up my date. Could you ring Fawn Liebowitz?
Forget it, he's rolling
"You're All Worthless And Weak."
? Twistin'?
Trump Train
Zoso! Zoso! Zoso!
Uh... I'm gonna string 'em up by the balls!
? But you know it won't pay my bills ?
[Yelling]
You'll have to come back later. I'm doing the dishes.
Hi. Eric Stratton, Rush Chairman. Damn glad to meet you.
Oh, 90% rayon… very nice!
When did you ever smoke pot?
I think this situation absolutely requires a futile and stupid gesture
Out with it BAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
Isn't this an indictment of our entire American society?
Uh, well, sir, we're hoping that our midterm grades...
This could be the greatest night of our lives...
What do you mean? I mean hanging around with a bunch of animals, getting drunk every weekend.
Well put. You see, Pinto's never been laid.
Now drop and give me 20!
Put a sock on it, boy, or you'll be out of here like shit through a goose.
A double rock and rye and seven Carlings.
Republicans in for years
A pledge pin!?
Mmm-mmm. Yeah.
He wants it back by Sunday. Please don't take the car!
The issues with that dataset are so profound and disgusting...
you'll be out of here like shit through a goose!
? Twistin'the night away ?
YOU F'KED UP. YOU TRUSTED US.
Do you understand?
Aw, you've got your lunch. Well, how 'bout milk then?
You've never made out with a girl before?
FAT DRUNK & STUPID IS NO WAY TO GO THROUGH LIFE
all eligible for military service.
The following charges are brought.
“You messed up! You trusted us!”
and tomorrow night, you're gonna wrap yourself up in a bed sheet...
OTIS! MY MAN!
- ? Come on now ? - ? Shout ?
BAD-MOUTH ANIMAL HOUSE!!!!
Second, that for the fifth consecutive semester,
They took the bar! The whole fucking bar!
You're at the top of the Delta pledge class.
Oh, We're Afraid To Go With You, Bluto. We Might Get In Trouble."
Your days are numbered here at Faber. [Gasping]
Old, incompetent and senile is no way to get reelected, sir.
40 years of work down the drain
Oh, fabulous. My car, filled with your beer buddies...
I was great
You fucked up. You trusted us.
I hope I score. Oh, boy! Oh, boy!
[Pledges] I, state your name.
What do you intend to do, sir? Delta's already on probation.
Christ. Otter, this is ridiculous.
Toglia! Toglia! Toglia!
You f-ed up.. you trusted us You f-ed up you trusted us.
IRENA ....PLEASE TELL SEKQUPI THAT IT IS BROKE
Fuck her. Fuck her brains out.
NCAA to UNC
To Trump supporters
[Screaming Continues]
From his brother. Yeah?
? Shama lama ? ? Hey, hey, baby ?
entertaining some kid from Pig's Knuckle, Arkansas.
Christ, 7 years of college down the drain
Oh boy, is this great!!!
Thank you, God.
Huh! That makes sense.
Jill: he can't use our son's death to score political points
Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Germans??
How does it feel to be an airline pilot
? The way that you do ?
Blow job! [Clears Throat, Coughs]
You fucked up! You trusted Trump.
It's not gonna be an orgy. It's a toga party.
who's filling in for taylor smithehurst? lilliana hedslar.
? I couldn't sleep at all last night ?
? Turned my floor upside down ? [Sobbing]
UH, IT WAS GATES AND ZUCK…
at Faber.
I DON'T THINK IT'S FAIR!
Hey, I could get in trouble. That's right.
Tapper and Clapper A Wimp and a Blimp
?Jump up and shout now ? ? Shout ?
I said, Mr Carver -
Oh, we're afraid to go with you, Chia. We might not lose 50 pounds.
You Fucked Up. You Trusted Us."
- Germans? - Forget it. He’s Rolling.
You fucked up You trusted us
Test
- We can't afford to have a toga party. - You guys up for a toga party?
to giving us just one more chance?
We called it the Second Civil War, then the Eugenics War, and finally just World War III.
Yes I hate him I hate his guts!
now the only thing i interact with is electricity because i'm german and my english isn't good at all. i intrept deaf braille. oh ok then you know those translation classes? yes. well maybe try enrolling.
kurbn kesimi cihad kesim
LAUGH NOW...
YOU'LL GET YOUR CHANCE, SMART GUY.
He’s a conservative???? Eeeeewwwwwwwww.....
Listen to the expert
WHITE HOUSE AIDES TRUMPS OATH OF SILENCE
? Say you will ? ? Come on, come on ?
It's not gonna be an orgy.
? This love we share ?
There were blanks in that gun. I didn't even point the gun at him.
I don't think you can fully judge a fraternity...
Whatever o this is...
Cancel, Cancel, cancel, cancel, cancel!
RoGa! RoGa! RoGa!
- Is it okay if I meet you there? - Is it okay? It's terrific!
OPen a tab. Don't cost nothin'.
Good. You're having a nice time. That's good. Good.
- ? You know you make me wanna ? - ? Shout ?
He's a sneaky little shit, just like you, right?
?? [Samba Playing On Record Player]
Did you say over?
? Oh, baby I said we gotta go ?
You fucked up... you trusted us
If you want tricks to memorize notes on the fretboard You have to pay
Point of Parliamentary procedure!
Yep…That will do it.
[Doug Yells]
So if you're not busy, you wanna go to a fraternity party?
[Cacophony]
"I hope I score!" "Oh boy! Oh boy!"
WORDLE fans...................................................... .......................................................New York Times
Mmm, yeah. [Kissing]
All this talk of codicils
Hi, Katy.
Who’s with me?? Come on!! Let’s go!!
? Oh, baby, I said we gotta go ? Excuse me. Is this the Delta House?
Really???
I'm today's substitute, Mr. Satan.