Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Medusa, IMIW, Domino. Dead!

Let's stop this now!

Uh, I… State your name

We have to get married.

Let’s take the cheese.

"Oh, You're So Nice. I Really Shouldn't Impose On You."

- I won't go schizo, will I? - There's a distinct possibility.

No. No, I mean, I've never done what I think we're gonna do.

Well Houston...

Suárez… DEAD!

yes beryl boozearette? what do you want? i want to booze into a boptrayalbopblokynatahungbebetraylerzone.

Wait till Otis sees us! He loves us!

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

?? [Humming The Star-Spangled Banner]

Oh, I'm terribly, terribly sorry, Frank.

A Pledge Pin? On Your Uniform?

We passed the bill! The whole f'ing bill!

?? [March Continues]

Wait, Wait, Wait!!! Please Don't Take The Bar

“Its dented!”

The Negroes took our dates!

Hi that was Preston Garvey, Commonwealth Minuteman. He was damn glad to meet you.

Hi. Eric Stratton, Rush Chairman. Damn glad to meet you.

My advice to you Is to drink Stroh heavily

without looking at the positive qualities of the people in it.

? They're twistin'the night away ? [Glass Shattering]

? Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh ? [Mandy Sighs] Oh, Gregg. Look.

Hey. GVoR, techy Coastal Elitist Snob. Damn glad to meet you

[Whinnying] Whoa! Aah!

Oh, you mean you want somebody he can screw on the first date.

[Siren Wailing, Tires Screeching]

Whoa. [Snorting]

you make me wanna...Shout A little bit louder now

Y and W? Forget it. He’s on a roll.

Boon, what's this chick's name again?

? Animal House ?

Republicans in four years... You fucked up...you trusted us...

17 years in the Air Force Down the drain!!

Constantly smoking dope is no way to go through life

Leaving, What a good idea!

Words Dave Lives By

? Is stronger than any other?

You f***ed up, you trusted us

Inaugural Commissioner Cup

Um, today we are going to be talking a little bit about transportations, all right?

Why didn't you tell me? Uhh.

Tumeric , Ginger and Lemmon’s... I won’t go schizo will I?

I thought you were premed. What's the difference?

of existence to its members and to the community at large.

Grab A Glue. Don't Cost Nothin'

Zero Point Zero

scoga! scoga! scoga!

And if the whole fraternity system is guilty...

This meeting of the disciplinary council will now come to order.

So if you mention extortion again

Okay. The most intriguing character, as we all know from our reading, was...

The Dining Hall

? Don't know much about a science book ?

That's easy for you to say. What am I gonna tell Fred?

[Whinnying Continues]

Hello. Shelly? This is Brunella at the desk.

You better listen to him, he's a department chair.

Ahh. Thanks. I needed that.

Well, sure. Everybody I talk to says Omega's the best...

I think he’s just dreamy.

It's a very long poem. It was written a long time ago,

Daniel Jones...0.0

My Advice to you Is to start drinking heavily

I asked you never to speak to me again. Now will you go away?

Kent here's a legacy, Otter. His brother was a '59. Fred Dorfman?

Let drhoops join UDR?

Just settle down! This is Kent Dorfman. He's a legacy from Harrisburg.

Neiderrieter dead!

Vienna Moose Lodge Vote Jason Knight

You're all Worthless and Weak

? For school to be through ? ? For school to get through ?

? Rock and roll Twistin'the night away ?

governing pledge recruitment...

Don't sweat it, sweetie. I won't tell.

Oh boy! Is this great!

She's dead? [Laughing]

They can't do that to our cities Yeah, only we can do that to our cities

Rollinson? Dead!

Oh. [Chuckling]

We will not sit here while you Bad mouth the United States of America

Cancel! Cancel! CANCEl!

? I gave my love a cherry ?

[Screaming Continues]

it used to be aming on her legs at all and eating a lot of yogurt and making sure to get kfc for mariah bagatis but she quit so it would be sonbon lockwood taking those duties wouldn't it? yes it would.

[Whispering] Now what we're gonna do is...

Cut the horseshit, son

These pods are taking our identities.

Certainly we know that he was trying...

[Party Goers Whistling, Cheering]

? Don't know much about history ?

YOU FUCKED UP... YOU TRUSTED US

They took the bar!

to present this ceremonial gold-plated whistle...

500 footer!! Dumb ass!!

TMO It explains the LAN

so don't feel you have to meet everybody.

yes beryl skgrillerette? what do you want? i want to bust my bottles.

one more... I'm going to kick you out of this college.

Marlene! You’re gonna pork Marlene Desmond! Boon, I anticipate a deeply religious experience

Double secret probation, sir?

Vegetables can be really sensuous, don't you think?

Damn glad to meet you

? Hey, hey, say, say ? ? Say that you love me ?

? La ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta ?

Everyone responds to press box What the hell we supposed to do you moron

scoga! scoga! scoga!

Hey. Eric Stratton, Rush Chairman. Damn glad to meet you.

Hey, hey! Stop blubberin'.

4:30 PM, Tuesday, August 24th, 2018

? Let's dance ? [Mouthing Words]

Was it over when coronavirus closed Harry Potter Land at DisneyWorld?

- ? A little bit louder now ? - ? Shout ?

What are you majoring in? Indigenous Studies

Was it OVER when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? HELL NO!!

War’s over man Trump dropped the big one

Well, girls, welcome to the Delta toga party. Come in.

yeah, man, we need the dues.

No kidding. They almost pumped my stomach.

[Chattering Continues] Ewwww!

unknown man's mom needs to back off and let him hump balloons! okok you can hump. you were born with attack a baloon falicony syndrome.

- [Bell Ringing] - But that does not relieve you...

My mother's gonna kill me.

Do you mind if we Dance with your dates?

Otter, please don't do this.

No No No Don't think of it as work

Just leave everything to me. [Chuckles]

?? [Samba Continues]

This Calls for a really futile and stupid gesture... And we're just the guys to do it!

One of those goddamn fraternities, I guess.