Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Orifice: "I'm just the guy to do it"

A pronoun pin on your uniform?

Oh, 90% rayon… very nice!

They can’t do that to our pledges! Only WE can do that to our pledges!

[Belch] Why not?

"Nothing Is Over Until We Decide It Is!"

? This would be ? Well, I haven't seen you since we...

Mohammed, Jugdish, Sidney and uh, Clayton

Redo those buttons. Dress that belt buckle.

I, state your name...

Every spring, the toilets explode.

[Blows Whistle]

if you mention jumpbox again... i'll have your legs broken

Shayne, I don't think it's right that you extort money from the Aggie buddies.

Brother D-Day! Brother Bluto!

? Better than I been to myself?

? Animal House ?

Well, some of the Omegas did a little dance on my face.

You get a Datacolor Spyder 4 and you get a Datacolor Spyder 4 Everyone gets a Datacolor Spyder 4

He's a sneaky little shit, just like you, right?

Only can do that to our wounded veterans

Oh, boy, is this great!

? Don't know much biology ?

scoga! scoga! scoga!

The Delta house has a long tradition...

- ? Hey, that is why ? - ? That is why ?

Vinne Pasquantino

Every Halloween, the trees are filled with underwear.

Please submit your charts. Thanks.

Leaving! What a good idea!!

Own up Or i'll trip ya!

Oh, my God! It's dented! It's dented!

so i will cut down the iranges tax by 2099---ow! ow! i'm asylum seeker now am i? and that was ms.gillard saying she'd cut down the iranges tax by 2099 but accidently tried being an asylum seeker.

[Man Screaming] ?? [Loud Music Playing]

then shouldn't we blame the whole fraternity system?

? Come on now Come on now ?

Hey Danny.... ....ya Squid!!!

Have another beer, Larry. He’s just kidding.

Delta Tau Chi Airlines Your Delta name is Flounder.

7 years of vollege down the drain

Wait till Otis sees us! He loves us!

and I'm sure a lot of you have difficulty understanding...

- ? All right ? - ? Shout ?

when a Florida fan walks into a night game in Tiger Stadium

? Animal House ? ? No, no, no, no, no ?

Gregg, can't you...

oh boy is this great!

Mr. Jennings is a wonderful teacher. Mmm.

Now what can we say...

? A little bit softer now ? ? Shout ?

"Oh, You're So Nice. I Really Shouldn't Impose On You."

Generating ALpha in srs

Who brought The Cool Kid!

Doubtful. Maybe?

That was gnar-LEE! May I have another?

That boy is a P-I-G pig!

i was a fuckyfuckyfroot wasen't i marleen? you certainly were gabi.

SECUPI IS BROKE

The issue here is not whether I took a few liberties with the PPQ report write up....

CAVILERS DEAD!!

What a lively sense of humor.

What are the chances that the concert won’t be postponed?

May I have 10,000 marbles, please?

[Zipping Trousers] Come on in.

He's the only professor I like. I know.

but that could take years and cost millions of lives.

Gee, Otter. Thanks!

And if you wise guys try one more thing...

? I've waited... You've waited ? [Boon] ? You've waited so long ?

- Are you deaf? - Let's finish this damn thing.

Oh, 90% rayon. Very nice.

it used to be rob fluttey in one share of $8 in the chorus budget to pay gabi anderson out by 2025 but he quit so it would be jordy flutters taking those duties wouldn't it? yes it would.

Your Delta Tau Chi name is Flying revenge glitter

Point of... ...parliamentary procedure.

Faggots! Faggots!

New CDC spokesperson

FORGET IT. HE’S ROLLING.

Well, we're having a little party at the Delta Tau Chi House tonight...

If you want tricks To memorize notes on the fretboard, you have to pay

I hate this. Look, no sweat.

Why don't we sit down, Frank?

I'm going to revoke your charter!

As of this moment, you're on Double Secret Probation!

yes beryl zerorette? what do you want? i want to do some pickering and padding in padbury and pickering brook.

Hey, make the best of it. Maybe we can help you.

in fraternities on probation.

Get in. You can't... No!

I'll join you in a minute. ? Here to have a lot of fun ?

Belichick to his cronies Those assholes must have stolen the wrong fucking playbook

...not Great?...

that a few bad apples have to spoil a good time for everyone...

Forget it, he's rolling.

- ? Yeah, yeah, yeah ? - ? Shout ?

*BURP* WHY NOT?!

Uh, from now on, your name is Mothball.

sergeant at arms.

Do you hate Trump?

? That's what I want ?

Only we can do that to our

Nothing for me today, thanks.

- ? Say ? - ? Come on now ?

Remain calm All is well

(WHISTLING TO HIMSELF)

Goa! Goa! Goa! Goa!

Well, Mandy, l...

THEY TOOK THE WHOLE EFFING BUILDING!

Fuck trump And his hitler youth

....BUT WE'RE NOT GOING TO SIT HERE AND LISTEN TO YOU

Suárez… Dead!

Great pair of togas.

"It's a fraternity party. I'm in the fraternity. I have to go." The way I feel about twisted work meetings...

Don't you guys think you've had enough?

Sentence? Forget it. He’ Rolling.

Double Secret Probation?

And Stork here. Everybody thought the Stork was brain damaged.

I've done a lot you don't know about. Yeah?

Gregg, look at my thumb.

what are they saying?

? Baby, in my rama rama ding dong, hey ?

Thank you sir, may I have another!!!

They can’t do that to our voters Only we can do that to our voters

Ethan... Seven Years of Banking down the drain

Starlight, star bright...

Oh boy.... ...is this great!

? Clorette was jailbait but he gave her a try ?

? That is why ? ? That is why ?

? Throw my hands up and ? ? Shout ?

Hoover says they won't even let us enter a float in the parade.

? Animal House ?

DFAY's lack of Telegram love

You boys having a good time, I hope? Excuse me one second.

Herbstreit… …DEAD

? But I'm trying to be ?

Who's with me?!?!?

Welcome to the Lampoons

Shut up Assholes

?? [Rock Blaring]

There's a hole? Forget it, she's rolling

? Went to the kitchen for a bite ?

You're a GODDAMN DISGRACE

and, uh, Clayton,

Let the unacceptable candidates worry about that, because after tonight they're...

? Say you will ? ? Say that you ?

They are? Yes, sir.

scoga! scoga! scoga!

NOthing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the germans bombed pearl harbor?

what is the worst fraternity on this campus?

Well let me tell you the story of another loser

Listen, I',m not joking! This is my job!

I'll have your legs broken...

Yeah, man we need the dues

I'll write you a note. I'll say you're too well to attend.

? The best things in life are free ?

Okay, okay. Now I'm really mad!