Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Will that work?

And, uh, over there is Terry Auerback, captain of the swim team...

? Do the Bluto Do the Bluto ?

double secret voting

I don't know, but I got a pretty good goddamn idea which one.

Cawthon your kicker is worth ....

CONGRATULATONS DEREK COMPEAU - 2019 IFL CHAMPION LET's TAKE THE CHIEFS

Hey!!! Rob Blankenship. Discord Chairman Damn glad to meet you....

We'd like to do for you now a tune entitled SHANNOMAMADINGDONG. so hit it.

Just Leave Everything to me...

Forget it, they’re rolling

michael blackmore and elyse lavelle. valerie bye and tania gibson.

WESTHEIMER? Dead!

Take off that beanie.

[Otter] We won't tell anybody that it happened.

WHITE HOUSE GLIMPSE INTO TRUMPS OATH OF SILENCE

Ha-ha! That's it.

Ah, she broke our date. Washing her hair.

Uh, l... State your name.

I just bet it was that Eric Stratton.

Rae’s Sage Wisdom It tracks

I gotta work on my game.

No stealing ideas, WEMBAs!

So that means that our whole solar system...

I'll pick you up at...

You fucked up... You trusted us.

My advice to you is to start drinking Stroh heavily

Get it over with, Kent.

You're all Worthless and Weak

Tapper and Clapper A Wimp and a Blimp

Dad, this is Larry Kroger, the boy who molested me last month.

how much did lansing democrats increase per-student funding?

Point of Parliamentary Procedure!

and this morning it was gone.

best of the comedy rip john belishui

AKA Robert R. Prah

Oh, 90% rayon. Very nice.

Move to your left a little.

[Crowd Cheering, Whistling]

? Come on now ? ? Shout ?

Why don't you help yourself to some delicious Delta punch?

[Falsetto] Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God!

those assholes must have stolen the wrong fucking signals

Is this any way to treat an intimate friend?

Me after Matt called:

Mind if we dance wif yo dates?

Beverly. No, but you're getting warmer.

[Young Man] Once you pledge, you'll find that Omega House has more activities...

Dumb and bald is no way to go through life son

And I'm sure you'll be happy to know...

He can't do that to our pledges Only we Can do that to our pledges

Fawn Liebowitz, and she was from Fort Wayne, Indiana.

? Don't forget to say yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ?

And one, two, three, four.

Remain CALM! ALL IS WELL!

- Let's go! Let's go! - [Clamoring]

?Jump up and shout now Shout, shout, shout, shout, shout ?

Welcome back to the Hip Forums Daniel

“ I think this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody’s part“ “We’re just the guys to do ot”

- Neidermeyer? - Dead.

Well, that was pleasant. Nice of him to stop by, don't you think?

♫ Hey, hey, Paula ♫

Hi <Your name>, I work for Insight Enterprises Damn Glad to meet you!

Hey, I said I want you to know. Hey Otis!

Then you'll have lots to talk about, huh? Yeah.

Well, I just don't think I should be alone tonight.

GRAB E15 & FLEX FUEL EQUIPMENT. DON'T COST NOTHIN'.

Where could she be at 6:00 in the morning?

Thank you, sir! May I have another?

- I don't think it's fair! - I'll tell you what's fair!

If you mention extortion again... I'll have your legs broken.

- Will I be home by 12:00? - Sure. Anytime you want.

Let's just think back to when you guys were freshmen, huh? Boon!

We need the dues

And one, two...

What do I have to do?

norah let's hope you won't be on the vanishing shift like diane was. let's hope not.

He's probably upstairs talking to Otter.

Face it Kirk, you threw up on Coach Zimmer…

jayne bleachley! jayne bleachleylleyley!

katy trutwein and jasmin kynaston and faye barville and gayle bridges and george porter and jason fanderlinden and alison trundall. lorraine schwila and arnie aven and sarah pillar-delphy and emily leonard and emmanuelle dougall.

Suárez… Dead! Busquets…DEAD!

yes T-E-N-A-E M-C-K-N-I-G-H-T, 4 church gardens mount hawthorne. good my D.O.B is 3/23/89 ok. thanks have an excellent day. thanks you too.

You fucked up!! You trusted me to do it right

My dad would kill me if he knew I was going to a frat house.

exactly what Milton was trying to say.

Pepple: Your bachelor party name is...

Well, I never got a chance to say good night to you after the party.

Do you think you could see fit to give us more chance?

That was gnar-LEE! May I have another?

Yeah, They need the dues.

Meantime, your ass belongs to me.

Look at those gazongas!

You'll never get a better chance.

“I think this situation absolutely requires a futile & stupid gesture be done on somebody’s part” “We’re jyst the guts to do it”

Eric Stratton Damn glad to meet you.

My name's Marion. They call me Mrs. Wormer.

? Biology ? ? Oh, la ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta ?

or took a few liberties with our female party guests.

7 comma triple zero

? But what it don't get I can't use ? [Girl] Nice fish, huh?

He's a sneaky little shit, just like you...

Yes, I hate him. I hate his guts. Good. We have an old saying in Delta:

And could you get $2.75M from your friends?

- ? Say ? - ? I want you to know ?

Half the houses on campus didn't make grades last year.

You sure it's... Don't worry about a thing, man.

Ah, don't listen to that jack-off. Look at those gazongas.

She'll take this seriously

Only we can be hostile to our country

Arfcom mod meeting We're on Double secret probation, whatever that is.

[Otter] They kicked us out of school?

Grab a brew. Don’t cost nothin’.

Your delta tau chi name is Ahab

? At Delta Chi you can't go wrong ?

Vienna Moose Lodge: Jason Knight

This may seem like an inopportune moment to ask But could you give us one more chance?

A couple of Major league yabos

"Don't Worry I'm Pre-Law I Thought You Were Premed. “ “What's The Difference?""

I'll see that 10. ? That's what I want ?

Mark Kohtz called Just to check in and call you an asshole

MI slap on hand

Hey! What's this lyin'-around shit?

My advice to you . . . is to start drinking heavily

I don't know how to tell you...

Dumb and bald, is no way to go through life. son

You guys excited for sports today?

Bill Belichick to his coaching staff

? Who'll love me ?

Matt Rhule has no GPA… All courses…incomplete

It’s a distinct possibility

What's my Delta Tau Chi name??

so some of you boys are gonna have to share.

Great. I heard Delta's the worst house on campus.

Crickets! They love us!

Vikes fans, you fucked up You trusted us

? A little bit softer now ? ? Shout ?

Well, just kiss my ass from now on!

Guys who didn’t make the stage

I’ll write you a note: “You’re too well to attend.”

? Animal House ? ? No, no, no, no, no ?

Hey, Derek Waggoner land technician Damn glad to meet you.

Please. I'm gonna get in trouble. Have fun, but drive carefully.

International Relations Theory: Can't Live with Them, Can't Live without Them

Scott Rundlett Parking lot - Natanis

? That is why ? ? That is why ?

? And I know that if you love me too ? Mandy.

Biden at his press conference

[Pounding Gavel] These are the charges...

- ? A little bit louder now ? - ? Shout ?

Primitive cultures!

[Horse Whinnying] Ho! Whoa! Ho!

It's not gonna be an orgy. (Yeah. It's an orgy.)

? A little bit louder now ? ? Shout ?

You got that? Yes, sir!

Lawrence I'm surprised at you

- Oh, they're not posted yet, sir. - I've seen them.

Test 123 Test 1234

? A little bit softer now ? ? Shout ?

Thirteen years of public school down the drain