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How's it feel to be an asshole, Niederreiter
who's filling in for julie-marie carresco? josef duff.
Oh, boy, is this great!
who's filling in for nanette tareha? marleen roch.
Be careful! That's gonna cost hundreds of dollars to fix.
and kick those punks off campus.
I'll swear you were doing a great job taking care of his car...
He’s kind of cute for a conservative..... Eeeeewwwwwww
?? [Whistling] ? That's what I want ?
Forget it, she’s rolling
You bought it this time, buster.
Oh, 90% rayon. Very nice.
Noga! Noga! noga!
? No one else could ever do ?
Pass, 69, and 68
Everyone responds to press@sellersfunding.com
? Back into my smile, child ?
Third, that the Delta fraternity routinely provided...
Submit your TRR Charts
. .
Davd
War’s over man… Wormer dropped the big one.
Improvise
? And if this one could be with you ?
Flounder's bringin'his girlfriend up for the weekend.
You get a Maybelline Ultimate Z and you get a Maybelline Ultimate Z Everyone gets a Maybelline Ultimate Z
ROAD TRIP
They can't do that to our pledges Only we can do that to our pledges
- ? Come on now ? - ? Shout ?
Shit!
"I hope I score! Oh, boy! Oh, boy!"
You guys playing cards?
Well, I'm sure I can arrange a nice little honorarium from the student fund.
Daveʻs Words to Live By
? The ooh, mao, mao ho-ho-ho-ho ?
THEY TOOK THE WHOLE EFFING BUILDING!
who's filling in for simon rule? sally wonk.
DOUBTFUL.
Agatha. This is Magnus give my little bumblbee her house and her money. Then get out of town. If you don't I will get youI will get you like you got me. That is a promi
WESTHEIMER? Dead!
it's gonna be OK
Mr. Bennett 14 points
scoga! scoga! scoga!
[Engine Revving]
? I want money ?
the germans took the Statue of Liberty?
I'm calling your national office.
Roga! Roga! Roga!
Hi, ESPN broadcast booth, we blow, damn glad to meet you
Hi there, Ethan Liberty, valedictorian of Ligma University.
Well put.
To: EHC Admissions
They’re gonna nail us no matter what we do so we might as well have a good time
you are not there yet
If you’re not even gonna try… I’m just gonna stop.
that I have notified your local draft boards...
Trying to steal your boyfriend? Her boyfriend.
? Don't know much about algebra ? You got your milk too.
No! After I graduate, I'm gonna get drunk every night.
Mrs. Milton found him boring too.
You're all worthless and weak.
Is it all right if he stands in front of you?
Thank you, God.
During midterm examination week.
Phi Alpha Psi They’re all on double secret probation
I'm Gregg Marmalard, president of Omega House.
[Doorbell Rings]
You want another beer?
Hey. Jerry Coleman . Damn glad to meet you.
? A little bit louder now ? ? Shout ?
You f**ked up. You trusted us
If I was in your shoes I'd be...
bad-mouth the United States of America.
? No one else can compare ?
Forget it, He's rolling.
beryl bust her ball with her busting balloon with butherettes and ballerinas in carabooda. and she bust the bad business with byzantine and bop it on a brown pillow in bonkervale.
[Chattering]
I hate those guys.
Joe Biden to Americans in Afghanistan
Portal! Portal! Portal!
[Clears Throat]
Point of parliamentary procedure.
Could you come down here? Now!
Look, is it okay if we go for a walk or something?
[Boon] Yeah, you did.
who's filling in for paula cardona? gillian southam.
Look at those gazongas!
Just settle down. This is Carl’s kid. He’s a legacy from Fort Wayne.
DAMN GLAD TO HAVE YOU
We need the tubes
? I want money ? Right, Bluto?
It's a Passholder Pin, Sir. A Passholder Pin?
[Crowd Cheering]
My response to cancelling calls with less than 12 hours notice.
jesus old joonlygettingovergette stratfield! jesus old jojogette stratfield!
Yeah, but... Now listen up,
You fat, disgusting slob.
The TMO consoles the JV
DFAY's lack of Telegram love
Gee, you're dumb.
Attention! Eyes front!
Suárez… Dead!
Tumeric, Ginger and lemon I won,t go Schizo will I.
?Jumped out ofbed ?
War's over, man. Wormer dropped the big one.
? Come on now ? ? Shout ?
something that never looks bad on your permanent record, Chip.
? ?
We're supposed to wear it until homecoming.
They took our buybacks! All our fucking buybacks!
The theme of the RNC.
From now on, your Delta Tau Chi name is Weasel.
Road Trip
? Animal House ?
Speakin'ofboyfriends, Mandy, how was your date with Gregg?
Is this right?
Hey Joe !!!
Seven innings of Bryan Woo down the drain
? They can party till the break of dawn ?
Gregg, I hate to see her make such a chump outta you.
You gentlemen seen your midterm grades yet?
Listen. I'm not joking, this is my job.
[Both Moaning]
You fucked up, you trusted us!
PRONUNCIATION FIGHT!!!
We all got expelled last night.
Christ 20 years of CT work down the drain Might as well join the army
Stratton and Schoenstein?
FOR SHAME!
sick depraved disgusting individuals
Just try not to drool quite so much on the end of it.
Dead!
Whaddya havin? I’ll be happy if we get out of here alive
Tony! Tony! Tony!
This year, it's gonna be different.
Good, good, good. Mmm.
Only we can do that to our Wounded veterans
? They're twistin', twistin'? Hi.
? You been good to me, baby ?
Just a minute.
Sure. ? Money don't get everything it's true ?
I have an idea
No, no, no. Don't think of it as work.
Don’t look at it as work
? I said I want you to know right now ?
Mr. President, what do we do about the coronavirus?
- Pork? - Gonna hump her brains out, aren't ya?
When she asks you who you with. I’m sorry Mandy. It’s just that thing with the Deltas.
This is absolutely gross!
We should discuss this some other time. I know you're busy...
Take no prisoners -ehrs Take no prisoners -ehrs
Wenn Kunden ohne Mitgliedschaft Den Store verlassen möchten
GRAB SOME E15 EQUIPMENT DON'T COST NOTHIN'.
LAMBcast #808 Damn Glad to Meet You
I think it's locked or something.
[Motor Roaring]
it used to be ann sh again because she didn't know she was needed to train up old newish redudant chorus pros but she quit so it would be harry styles taking those duties wouldn't it? yes it would.
I really felt sorry for him. I don't understand...
WESTHEIMER? Dead!
"You Fucked Up. You Trusted Us"
We can fling it Don't Cost nothin'.
Daniel Simpson Day... has no grade point average.
GODDAMN DISGRACE
Daveʻs Words to Live By
That's typical. Just when we're doing something important.
You
Who was it?
Let's go! [Boon Yelling, Laughing]
- ? All right ? - ? Shout ?
Hell, no! Germans?
When Elon Musk shut down happy hour at Twitter
FDRNY Professor Butler wants to slap his wisdom upon you.
ROMULANS? FORGET IT. HE’S ROLLING.
Every morning in WeHo
as of this moment, he's on double secret probation.
? That is why ? ? That is why ?
Vegetables are sensual People are sensuous
They can’t close borders Only we can close borders
- Bump you 20. - ? That's what I want ?
You fucked up You trusted us
On your uniform?
You guys playing cards?
Then as of this moment, Bitch Ass LV is on double secret probation.
Women. Can't live with 'em. Can't live without 'em.