Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

for a few days starting tomorrow,

Beer is courage--

and you've hardly touched your penis.

an adaptation of Baz Luhrmann's

Okay, Chris. Go time.

You must be Heather, the new girl.

Yeah, Bonnie puts a falcon hood on me,

You're going to need some help.

Here's to my love.

We've been to every strip joint in town

Here is this weekend's itinerary.

Can we get a sip of water for our actress?

Acting teacher.

in a chicken fight.

It's hard being youngest,

Principal Shepherd is directing

On account of the water?

Jersey Girlz, with a "Z" on the end.

Griffin, our New Jersey distributor is threatening

No, Chris, follow the emotion and take it further.

All you have to do is sign your name.

Actors onstage.

We got to retrace our steps.

We did it, Stewie.

You don't know how to make friends or have fun.

Okay, Chris, move to the right.

Wow. This place is... sad.

And when you forget, there are no regrets.

$BEER IS GREAT BECAUSE LIFE IS HARD

Griffin. I knew I'd find you in a bar.

Why? There's nothing in there except for Lois' jog bras.

- What was the question? - I-I don't remember.