Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Today's lesson: Acting teachers are weirdos

Couldn't go into a library for years after that.

to your friends as a common courtesy.

♪ Laugh and cry ♪

♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la... ♪

so I'll be your substitute presenter today.

I'm going to audition for Romeo.

Beer helps you achieve new heights,

Take it further.

- Oh, Romeo. - STEWIE: I don't believe you.

a little out of hand.

And let me guess-- no estate planning?

The local Ruth's Chris Steak House is sponsoring it.

Preston texted me at 2:00 a. m.

Well, here's your chance.

Big construction job. How about Mikey?

atop the shoulders of unwilling strangers

But you were standing like a girl.

from least productive to... well, kind of productive.

JOE: Why are you at half-mast?

but in a different place.

Let's just watch this ad from their tourism department.

Wow. You're Juliet

"The Best Carbonated Fermented Alcoholic Beverage

(seagulls squawking)

Say, why don't you just drive me?

And then it's time to cast open the windows

in Constellation Showbiz Major: Chris Griffin.