Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What? What if my family, my friends see me in a magazine?

Nude. What about my family, my friends?

I don't know. Selling door-to-door and hearing all those women saying no.

Oh, well, let's get some shots of you while we're waiting. Okay.

Is that you, Stanley? Yeah.

barging... in like this.

Then maybe we should buy a set from him.

Well, look at this beautiful book. I mean,

Hey, listen. I got a job as a part-time waiter at the Pizza Paradise.

No. It tore by itself. Oh, my God. I can't stop myself! Oh!

- Morris Morris? - Yeah, that's the sale manager's name.

What? Yeah. A girl at the office,

And that wins the trip? No. You gotta do a little more than that.

Thank you, madam. Now, you may know, as we do,

- Yeah, I thought about that one, but it's not for me. - Why not?

Hairy chest, Jack. Those are not my hairs. That's not me.

- Morris Morris? - Hello, hello.

What's your name? Jack Tripper.

And just so full of information. Yeah.

All right? All right. Okay.

No. Birthday suits.

What's the capital of Ecuador?

Oh, really? Well, sit down. Thank you, madam.

See? It tells you what to say step-by-step in every situation.

Oh, sure. Hey, Stanley, get your razor for Janet, will ya?

"Young man wanted to sell encyclopedias. Set your own hours. Good commission."

For once, couldn't you say, "This time, he's gonna do it"?