Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

but do you have a razor I could borrow?
You're in pretty good shape, are you? Oh, yeah.
Why, he's untrained! He can't do that alone!
A house without a can.
Mm-hmm. Must be tall, young and good looking.
Would you like me to wear my black fishnets and my lace garter belt?
Yeah. But then, when he was halfway through, it quit on him.
Where is Mr. Tripper? Jack? He's downstairs right now selling a set of encyclopedias.
Congratulations! Thank you.
What's the difference? Oh, there's all the difference in the world.
All you gotta do is eat three cans of Carter's baked beans.
Oh, wait. Here's another one.
- You've got a mean streak in you, Chrissy. - Well, you asked me to say...
What? Oh, yeah, right... if you sell 'em. What do you mean, if?
We'll both be naked. Nude.
If I can shave that, I can shave you. Hold still, please.
Hello. Oh, hello!
Oh, is that what you've come about? Exactly.
- Why? - Why? How would you like to open up one of those...
How do you do? I'm Mr. Morris. Hello.
- [ Jack ] Well, you're cute too. - I'll be with you kids in a minute.
"Then place a cucumber slice over each eyelid...