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- See, she's fully dressed, right? - Right.
Okay. Bye-bye.
Now, I am totally dense about poetry, but I think this is pretty good, all right?
Well, can you, like, dance at all?
All right, let's do it.
How lazy is she?
Who?
I need you to come to this bachelor party for my weird cousin Albert.
I'm sorry. I was an idiot.
Done.
Just this woman I met last night at the party.
Ahem. So, uh, what kind of things do you write about?
Oh, yeah, I think so. Why am I invited to this again?
Right here?
- Hey, hold on a second. - Uh, okay.
Keep it inside. Learn how to hide your feelings.
Get over it, it’s been four years!
She starts thinking, "Maybe this is the guy for me because he understands me."
Give it back when you're through.
[IN SAD VOICE] "Hi."
Oh, God. Yeah, botanists are such geeks.
Is that a dinosaur tie?