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It just seems to me, though, that if two people love each other...
Now he's gonna be the guy that she goes to to complain about you.
It is __ to ___.
You are just a butt-munch
What are you reading?
So you do know it. Ha, ha.
Fine, don't do anything. Just sit here and talk to us.
Yeah.
- You don't even know me. - Whoa, whoa, whoa.
I care about things. I care about my friends and family.
- Well, people. - People, people, people.
Yeah, I can dance. You know:
...and all of a sudden he stops to write a poem.
[SINGING] Mr. Pretentious
And now, if it's possible, I think I love you even more.
- What? - Mr. Dickens gets to pick them.
...or this lip.
One, two, three.
Actually, I, uh... I am a poet.
Get out. I couldn't stop if a meteor hit me.
You know what? I'm gonna spend some alone time with the pen.