Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Would none be an accurate estimate
Okay. All right.
They call it Scranton! What?
Did you fire Tony Gardner when he was trying to quit?
(COUGHING) Nice comeback.
Oh, thanks. My mom made it for me.
MICHAEL: All right.
[Dwight] Well, well, well,
Playing your cards close to the vest. I get it.
Although, that'll change!
Oh, this looks promising. You won't be disappointed.
Hey. Why doesn't your car have a flat tire?
We’re all in this together!
And I hope that it gives you a flavor
Hey, Jim. How are you, man?
Did you fire Tony Gardner when he was trying to quit?
Hey, Dwight. Fact.
look what the cat dragged in from Stamford.
work it out amongst yourselves!
wrong toby, this is an orientation not a bore-ientation
What is love?
And what advice has Andy given to you today that you have acted on?
I have to quit.
You have such a pretty smile, by the way.
-What are you doing? -I don't know what you're talking about.
Hey. Hey!
Omg ..it won't stop Tickle tickle
After the next set of questions
I know, I don't care.
how to knit. Welcome, welcome, welcome!
You may have one the battle, but I will when the next...battle
and it's just not a good fit.
Protesters: Abolish the police! Me:
Getting into more of a bottled water phase.
I totally got the best of that interchange
And then if I want... Work it out amongst yourselves, please!
You should be an English professor at Cor-Not University.
look what the cat dragged in from Stamford.
After the next set of questions
Michael, I didn't get a gift bag.
You know what? I'll help. I will help. No, please.
We Have A Bag Of Nifty Gifties For You.
Okay?
Back to work. We don't have to get along. We just have to work together.
This is Hannah Smoterich-Barr! Hannah Smoterich-Barr!
Likes, dislikes, favorite sports, favorite movies, favorite men's magazines.
They're nifty gifties.
Always have been friends. That is where we stand.
abbondanza
Don’t Bother Quitting Because You’re Fired
It's good to have you back.
Good morning! Got the food, good!
Very good. Welcome to our little kingdom.
They put a hate note under my windshield wiper.
a much older man who's way out of your league.
You must be Ammar Aloha and welcome
I don't know. I did just make him run around the building,
they had a baby, too, and they named it Shiloh.
Michael, I would just like to say that you have handled
DWIGHT: Well, well, well.