Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I don't understand.

That was my advice.

I know a lot of you must be thinking,

-What are you doing? -I don't know what you're talking about?

You have handled This entire situation with great aplomb

Okay, everybody settled in? Good.

and never breaking off a handshake.

After the next set of questions

It's made from real pine.

Don't bother quitting, because you're fired.

Oh, my nose is so itchy. Why is my nose so itchy?

So who will be your new number three?

business should feel like a night out,

Check this out, it's so hateful.

Terrible. Totally unconvincing.

Or as I like to put it, my family is doubling in size.

Andy Bernard, Regional Director in Charge of Sales.

There must be an air freshener plugged in somewhere.

How are we gonna get home?

Just clean out your desk!

Aloha and hello

You have handled

Okay, so who gets paid more, me or Andy?

Let me show you to your area, sir.

I Totally Got The Best Of That Interchange.

this is egregious

I don't know who these new people think they are.

I don't know what I'm grabbing here! All right, all right! Stop!

Ready? On three. One... Let's get up.

Take your bad vibes with you!

Hey, champagne. No, no, guests only.

Shut it. Shut it. That's...

Wrong, Toby, this is an orientation, not a bore-ientation.

Ditto That My Brother

Meanwhile, Andy Bernard is out there laying on the charm.

Hey Berkner Peeps...

"This Is Karen Filippelli, Please Leave-a Me The Message."

That's always a thing that makes people happy,

See that? Mission accomplished.

This one taken? No? Good.

...to consolidate power. I'm not firing somebody on the first day.

if you were driving a trans am you'd be the smartest idiot in the whole world

Oh, is that, like, your new thing, or...

I just got back from the future, and I went to your funeral, and guess what?

Was it supposed to be funny?

Karen a-Filippelli! Probably Italian.

No. No, no, no, no! No, you are falling for it!

Xterra's not even a real word.

When I hear my kids whining

I would fire Anthony Gardner

This is Jon a-Moserelli. Please leave-a me the content