Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I don't know what I'm grabbing here! All right, all right! Stop!

Okay, so who gets paid more, me or Andy?

It's made from real pine.

Ditto That My Brother

if you were driving a trans am you'd be the smartest idiot in the whole world

You have handled

"This Is Karen Filippelli, Please Leave-a Me The Message."

I don't understand.

Oh, is that, like, your new thing, or...

Terrible. Totally unconvincing.

Aloha and hello

Wrong, Toby, this is an orientation, not a bore-ientation.

business should feel like a night out,

I know a lot of you must be thinking,

Karen a-Filippelli! Probably Italian.

Don't bother quitting, because you're fired.

Andy Bernard, Regional Director in Charge of Sales.

This one taken? No? Good.

See that? Mission accomplished.

I just got back from the future, and I went to your funeral, and guess what?

When I hear my kids whining

There must be an air freshener plugged in somewhere.

Let me show you to your area, sir.

That's always a thing that makes people happy,

and never breaking off a handshake.

Xterra's not even a real word.

After the next set of questions

You have handled This entire situation with great aplomb

Ready? On three. One... Let's get up.

Hey Berkner Peeps...

So who will be your new number three?

I don't know who these new people think they are.

How are we gonna get home?

Okay, everybody settled in? Good.

Was it supposed to be funny?

Shut it. Shut it. That's...

Oh, my nose is so itchy. Why is my nose so itchy?

I would fire Anthony Gardner

this is egregious

Take your bad vibes with you!

No. No, no, no, no! No, you are falling for it!

That was my advice.

This is Jon a-Moserelli. Please leave-a me the content

...to consolidate power. I'm not firing somebody on the first day.

I Totally Got The Best Of That Interchange.

Or as I like to put it, my family is doubling in size.

Just clean out your desk!

-What are you doing? -I don't know what you're talking about?

Check this out, it's so hateful.

Meanwhile, Andy Bernard is out there laying on the charm.

Hey, champagne. No, no, guests only.