Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Dwight may have won the battle,
(MOBILE PHONE RINGING)
Where do I stand with Pam?
I'm a little overweight but his penis is enormous! When it stiffens and lies on his stomach it terrifies me.
MICHAEL: This is egregious!
That was a really well-constructed sentence.
When middle school students are still confusing there, their, and they're...
Do you know anything about film?
-What are you doing? -I don't know what you're talking about.
I have a company to run. Will you let me run the company?
I'm always thinking one step ahead,
Whoa, Angela, hold on. Hooters is a restaurant
MICHAEL: Come on, big guy.
You might want these orientation materials.
Do I have a smudge on my forehead? No, you look good.
DWIGHT: Well, well, well.
I could beat that on a skateboard. Well, that has wheels.
Can I have your pencils? No.
Ditto that, my brother.
Cell phones and pagers off, please.
Okay, well...
PAM: Hey! Hey!
Didn't you think Lazy Scranton was funny? No.
I thought it would either be an A or an A-plus,
Hey, you know what? Can I give you a call right back?
The day's going fine. It's been a little chaotic, but it's fine.
and I have no intention of timing him.
as if you were trying to impress
Why are the new people on the table?
Yeah, sure. Sounds good. I...
IF I WERE YOU... I WOULD FIRE MATT TESTER... BY NOON... TO CONSOLIDATE POWER
When do you all work? We find little times throughout the day
Movie Sonic used real pee! Fart you! Stinky hedgehog pee!
WORK IT OUT AMONGST YOURSELVES
No, Toby was helpful. He was very kind.
So when do I get to hear everything? Are you still getting unpacked, or...
yes i know that, for i do read the memos
And you must be Michael Scott. Aloha and hello.
Okay, sounds good.
"It feels more like a night at a party than a day at work."
Oh, by the way, 1985 called. It wants its car back.
Oh, yeah, I'm trying to move away from that.
Who's JD Vance?
Oh, I'll help you find it.
The Scranton Witch Project.
You know, man, it's really your call. Cool, thank you.
for you, consider it cow meat.
Yes, I'm in a good mood today. I'm excited to meet all of the new people
look what the cat dragged in from Stamford.
Hey, is that Josh's computer? What?
-Do I have a smudge on my forehead? -No, you look good.
You gotta pick it up if you're gonna beat Toby!
You’ve got a lot to learn about Lu, sweetie
It is not a matter of more or less. Your instance size is just different, okay?
This isn't even a stopwatch. It's a digital thermometer.
Okay, do not worry. All of your questions are about to be answered.