Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh, by the way, 1985 called. It wants its car back.
The day's going fine. It's been a little chaotic, but it's fine.
I have a company to run. Will you let me run the company?
The Scranton Witch Project.
You might want these orientation materials.
for you, consider it cow meat.
Who's JD Vance?
"It feels more like a night at a party than a day at work."
This isn't even a stopwatch. It's a digital thermometer.
yes i know that, for i do read the memos
MICHAEL: This is egregious!
PAM: Hey! Hey!
Oh, I'll help you find it.
That was a really well-constructed sentence.
Oh, yeah, I'm trying to move away from that.
Okay, do not worry. All of your questions are about to be answered.
Yeah, sure. Sounds good. I...
Dwight may have won the battle,
Didn't you think Lazy Scranton was funny? No.
I'm always thinking one step ahead,
(MOBILE PHONE RINGING)
IF I WERE YOU... I WOULD FIRE MATT TESTER... BY NOON... TO CONSOLIDATE POWER
When do you all work? We find little times throughout the day
Hey, is that Josh's computer? What?
You’ve got a lot to learn about Lu, sweetie
and I have no intention of timing him.
You gotta pick it up if you're gonna beat Toby!
Where do I stand with Pam?
Okay, sounds good.
Whoa, Angela, hold on. Hooters is a restaurant
look what the cat dragged in from Stamford.
I thought it would either be an A or an A-plus,
Hey, you know what? Can I give you a call right back?
I'm a little overweight but his penis is enormous! When it stiffens and lies on his stomach it terrifies me.
Cell phones and pagers off, please.
WORK IT OUT AMONGST YOURSELVES
No, Toby was helpful. He was very kind.
Can I have your pencils? No.
Okay, well...
-What are you doing? -I don't know what you're talking about.
Do I have a smudge on my forehead? No, you look good.
Yes, I'm in a good mood today. I'm excited to meet all of the new people
MICHAEL: Come on, big guy.
Do you know anything about film?
I could beat that on a skateboard. Well, that has wheels.
When middle school students are still confusing there, their, and they're...
Ditto that, my brother.
DWIGHT: Well, well, well.
as if you were trying to impress
You know, man, it's really your call. Cool, thank you.
Movie Sonic used real pee! Fart you! Stinky hedgehog pee!
And you must be Michael Scott. Aloha and hello.
Why are the new people on the table?
It is not a matter of more or less. Your instance size is just different, okay?
So when do I get to hear everything? Are you still getting unpacked, or...
-Do I have a smudge on my forehead? -No, you look good.