HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
which is good, because I think if he wakes up and moves at all,
You know, like, really, really understand those eggs.
-Dad, it's him. -Oh!
He could tell I had my eye on you to be my number-one Dan.
Go get 'em, Wolf.
The only TV show I'm gonna be on now
-Pizza's up. -Sweet. Popcorn?
Now there's no one left to take care of those eggs.
(shuddering): Ha... ha...
no one will even remember who Dan was.
-A million dollars. -357 each. U.S. D's.
It's not up to my dad. I'm a grown son.
Ah, it's fine. Who's gonna know?
Hell of a day, huh?
from across the room.
-What about your boat? -It got towed,
♪ What do you see? ♪
♪ Catch some fish ♪
-I think, uh... -Oh, no, Dan's definitely dead.
I was trying to protect you.
♪ If you live in the wild then you know his name ♪
-Oh, God! Oh, the log is moving! -Oh, God! Wolf!
♪ And he never met a beast that he couldn't tame ♪
-We should leave him alone. -We should go meet him.
-Fine. -Sick!
Can I borrow your computer?
Yes! In your face, Dad!
Oh, wow, I can't believe I'm gonna be a Dan with my dad.
I'm trying to let my son win. You understand?
-(clears throat) Hi. -Hi.
on this menu with your name on it.
Because it sounded for a second
to pull in some fish.
Yep, she loved it, too. That's what she always wore
Wait, this guy had a TV show? I thought he was making that up.
I don't think Dan stole the show from Tusk.
(chuckles) I see no snacks.
Wow. How'd you stop the hypothermia?
All right, let's jump in the van and head up
-What are you doing here? -Oh, I stash my beers out here
"white nonsense," but this definitely qualifies.
"The" Lucey Gucey?
-That is so deep, Tusk. -Huh.
Let me buy you fellas a drink. Three whiskeys.
Ah, but that's enough ribbing.
Ooh. Forgot I recorded this series on freight trains
♪ Wow ♪
the perps of the sea.
who survived the Moldavian wedding massacre yet.
♪ It's Tusk Johnson, mountain man ♪
-'Cause I apologized for that. -Who'd you apologize to?
Well, I guess it might be okay to look at him