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* People are all the same *
You say I've been cleaned out?
[Telephone rings]
Look, i want you to get down To wardrobe a.S.A.P., Huh?
Humiliate yourself
When miss howe comes out Of the office here,
It was like watching Old people eat.
There goes Tomorrow's commentary.
My ability to rhyme.
Great.
* Sure would help a lot *
I made that all up.
It couldn't be as bad As tonight, could it?
I just feel like It had to be said.
I hope you're not mad.
Either way, i win.
Ohhh, you guys Are going to get it!
"I" on sports.
Either you'll do well, They'll offer you a job,
You haven't been dealing Fairly with me.
Don't you guys Usually watch Sports?
Whew. You know, I came real close to losing My dignity tonight.
And i'll never See you again,
Arthroscopic surgery.
Joanne?
Go on, sammy. Go, sammy.
Uh, yeah, actually, I was down at channel 13
I sure don't want her.
Andlet's face it, folks,
And keller is scheduled To be executed on friday.
That's how i got my start.
Cheers.
I'm sure he'll understand If i tell him.
You delivered The sports fine,
You?
You do have heart.
What? You say My apartment's been robbed?
I mean, i'd be one thing If you were the first Guy to rap,