Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm gonna go with a maid.

Hey, there she is. - Boys.

- But I won't have this conversation. - Please, I'm Lily Tomlin, if anybody is.

- Nick? - Oh, well...

- Room for improvement. - We can do better.

I’m not giving him this. This is a Tag Heuer.

- Ah, fuck. - Fuck.

Call coming in. Roar by Katy Perry.

You're fucking criminals. You've tried to kill your bosses.

- They switched pants! - Yeah. They got it.

Right. We wanna handle all the manufacturing

What's that, now?

- Yes, sir. - Yeah. We are, sir.

- I'm proud of you. - Thanks, man.

You know what? You're right. We're not boss material.

Now, that is the kind of cool shit you have to look forward to.

This fucking guy took everything from me. Calm down, Dale? No.

- All here. Let's go. - Ah!

- Wait. What if he's in there? - Oh, yeah.

But then when Dad called the cops and proved he doesn't give a fuck about me...

I'm talking about, you fuck each other to death.

- Nobody gets hurt. - I always wanted to make a ransom note.

Yeah, get them nice and clean, you son of a bitch.

You know, when you're raised by Bert Hanson...

Us Butt, face, puss

I'm gonna call the police and send you to jail.

Boy, he shined a light on that, didn't he? That's true. You're absolutely right.

We need to find someone who can get us our company back.

What do you think? Should I beat myself up more?

- Oh, my God. - Oh, wow.

Don't lose the train.

That's how you lose the cops.

You sneak into his crib at night.

Face, butt, puss

You talk about how you and your wife fucked and made three potatoes with arms.

Really? Because Find My iPhone said you weren't at the office.

Chugging one after the other. Sometimes double-fisted, just:

Aren't we dressed as bellhops when we escape with the money?

You staying at the hotel, or is this your hotel? You staying here?

That's a good point. Good point.

- You're asking if I sucked it? - I know you sucked it.

Hmm. That's great. That makes total sense.

- Cocks. - Oh, yeah. Well...

I hope this doesn't sound cocky. I think we're really good at this.

Stop talking. Stop talking.

- Look who's here. - Oh, my gosh. He's talking.

- Well, if you'd let me finish... - So you did eat that cock.

The 2 is slow-and-go to the 5. A Sig Alert is bogging down the l-10.

I'm positive I'm not hearing that right.

Weapons tight. Eyes on.

I think I'll take it from here, okay?

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- Check it. - It's the same ringtone, sir.

- What's happening? - Oh, boy.

Either this ends right now, or it ends with bullets in your skulls.

- No. First, the man kidnapped himself. - That's right.

Boy, it sounds awesome, but there's no way to get it done.

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Big mouth. Nothing behind it.

And things didn't shake out too well for you boys.

He was supposed to be tied up to that chair.

- You know, no harm, no foul, right? - Yeah, yeah.

- And I love it. - Yeah.

- Shit. - This is the wrong way.

And easy, and nothing sexual is even happening here.

Don't need it. Your eyes speak. You seem honest.

So we'll rig a bus so that when it goes below 50 miles an hour, it blows up.

Yeah, you brought me back here.

I wanna dig in on the one-time fee because...

We're currently renting.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Kim. Kimbo.

Is that a Sharpie?

Mowgli: Legend of the Jungle

But it just water.

Uh, my sex-addiction group met here at 8.

I'm willing to make love to her, if that's required.

- Hi, boys. - Oh, hi.

- What? - You're the boss. It's sexual harassment.

Did you know that when men are in a coma they can still get an erection?

- I don't know. It's blocked. - Oh, no.

Where do you think she learned it?

Bert has Kurt's phone with our contact information on it.

You don't know shit about kidnapping.

Now, listen, I need you to proceed to the Mandrake Hotel.

- Okay, but hear us out about festering. - Like you can't have a conversation.

I got it. - Yeah?

This is a great idea. How do you think they mow this?

- You gotta go? - Yeah.

- That couldn't be more annoying. - I'm not trying to be annoying.

Oh, great, yeah.

Take, take, take from the people who earn their money honestly.

Oh, my God. Goddamn, that was great. Food for the soul.

...they've been kidnapped?

- That's a blessing. - Yeah, well, he has triplets.

- We'll be as sensitive as Dr. Phil. - I don't know if I can fuck this woman.

- What are you doing? - You're supposed to go under the bridge.

We're trying to do a super cool slow-mo walk.

I did say handsome fee, right?

You've done plenty, plenty of talking.

It is a lot of freight.

I wish you were there to read it. Sounds scary in that voice.

Her affliction?

- This guy doesn't quit. - He's incredibly resilient.

- Right. - You got an African-American belly?

- Here we go. - Oh, shit.

...and call the police.

I gotta call you back.

- Don't roll over and die. - You gotta be careful.

- It's a bust. - It's locked.

Want the marker? Give me $500,000, that's what we need.

Thanks but no thanks.

- What the fuck is that? - You said no idea was a bad idea.

Get that chair ready. I'm gonna take a tinkle.

Give us one second.

- I was honoring your potential death. - Honoring us?

...Something that happened to them this week.

- Nobody gets hurt. - He is the kid of Bert.

I can't take you to the next scene any better than that. I can't.

...it flows from this place of deep tenderness, you know?

Well, tell you what, Tiffany. You're hired.

- I picked this song to inspire us. - It's not inspiring me.

- Yeah, but the gun's not loaded, right? - Of course not. Nobody gets hurt, come on.

Your wife is so understanding and caring.

I could pinch-plow. I got a real green thumb.

Do you mean aluminum?

I didn't wanna say anything, but way better than murder.

My performance? What about yours? You were so in the moment.

I just wanna hear you say it.

- Fine, just be quiet. Okay, okay. - Let me just wash them. I'll feel better.

Nice. Let's go.

...we've hit a rough patch. He's refusing to cover some of my expenses.

Boy, I'd love it if you'd stop saying my name.

- Yeah. - Is that what he said?