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Ugh. I'm always on the bridge.
My species reproduces by mitosis.
and if we find any residual DNA,
- How did you know about that? - You told me.
Now get over here.
Want to go for a swim?
Ancient DNA. Maybe 30,000 years old.
Commander Grayson, everybody.
my Interspecies Diplomacy professor bragging
we'd love you to take one last run at informal peace talks.
that'll have to be cross-referenced
Well, the first year's tough.
to the conference room.
are each going to send an ambassador and staff.
I cannot believe you slept with that guy,
I've heard this story, like, a thousand times.
You are the problem.
Why haven't you called me back?
Can I just say
Sounds good.
What are we supposed to do
You have ignored our inquiries since we came aboard!
What are you talking about?
Your Union has been entirely useless in this affair.
My fleet will stand down
I had to give it my best shot.
- Where is Bortus? - I am Bortus.
No, no. Your timing was actually perfect.
Shuttle bay reports the archaeologist is arriving now.
But I'd love to show you something first.
I wind up with the guy who you cheated with
If either species' DNA signature is found,
Guys, guys, relax, okay?
go bananas on those M&M's, huh?
Your quarters are right next to the lab.
You're gonna wear that to drinks?
for the 900th time somehow gonna make a difference?
♪ That's the way you need it ♪
Over our bloodied corpses.
I really think now's the time for that mediation.
The shuttle just docked.
I'm not into him, okay?
♪ Hey, little girl ♪
- Yes! The same. - What?
Is it your custom to ignore your guests?
- My God, that is hilarious. - Well, it's too bad,
If that's what you're comfortable with.
Yeah, maybe for you.
You know? Darulio has such great style,
Bruidians, we have salt water for bathing in your quarters.
when you came on board. Talk.
I am Lieutenant Commander Bortus.
Okay, what the hell's going on here?
You don't want any trouble. That is...
I won't bug you again.
a partial barrier between the two fleets.
all I could think about was how badly I messed up with Ed.