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He was bringing her flowers.
so I just figured might as well leave it, you know?
Yes.
No. Oh, God, no.
You know what, I'm gonna grab us a drink.
have responded to my messages.
Darulio and I made plans to have a drink,
a formal complaint. Now go!
Chemically induced feelings,
And confined to quarters until further notice.
of them running into each other unsupervised. -Perfect.
They loathe each other, so be very careful.
Go ahead.
What the hell did I just walk in on?
A few days.
There may be a way that I can help.
This whole ship's on drugs.
This isn't your dry-ass banana bread, Kelly.
- I guess it's nice. - Chardonnay.
which should lower the risk
Lieutenant, confiscate their communication devices
we have Lieutenant Commander Bortus.
Look, I thought we talked about this, okay.
That used to be my mom,
Where is the you time?
- just you and me. - Oh, sounds great.
What you did was beyond unprofessional.
We're gonna get you all to your rooms and squared away.
Lieutenant Yaphit, report to Engineering.
There you go. Nice work.
Some sandwiches. Banana bread.
Sir, both fleets have disengaged.
Oh, I know these moves.
- and confine them to quarters. - Aye, sir.
The only thing I'm captain of right now
- that I feel kind of... - Darulio.
Come in.
- It's all she talks about. - You know,
Weird?
Ed, hang on. I can explain.
with the Bruidian ambassador.
- You guys having a rough time? - All we do is fight.
We're going to get married.
What do you think?
the computer's progress,
- Darulio likes me better than you. - That's because
This is a medical facility, and you are
Magnify image.
- Understand? - Hey, man,
So, I should just...
It's just this super intense sexual desire,
Bridge to Commander Grayson.
I don't know what with Yaphit.
There's Captain Mercer now.
And I'm doing an hour of headstand meditation a day.
And now they're both in artificial, crippling love with you.
Kel?
The planet is ours,