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We'll cut that.
Oh, you bliksem.
Nothing. You must hide somewhere else.
Why must it take so long?
I know you did.
in an attempt to remove all the aliens from their township.
Fuck! The only one is the one I confiscated?
Trent, watch your head. Don't hit the cow's head.
without the ability to use them.
I'll just stay here, Christopher. I'll just stay here in this shack.
Fuck off! What are you watching, man? Fuck off!
Don't play with these boys. He'll cut you in four pieces.
Move it, move it.
Okay, please, I need your help. Okay?
Father!
The little guy, what's left of him, pops out there.
At first, a lot of attention was given to giving the aliens ...
Baby?
Okay.
Not a good idea.
The fixing. To fix me.
Well, there was a terrorist attack, but I can assure you we've dealt with it.
But his real value was that he could operate alien weaponry.
please contact us immediately on 0-800-STOP-WIKUS.
Please, just go.
fucking creatures, man.
I'm a fucking medical experiment, man.
Fuck off! Go!
Where are they?
And what we do here at this department is ...
This prawn hand into a human hand? You can make me human again?
- He's not gonna talk. - Then just fucking kill him.
This little guy. Hello? Sorry.
where they sold cat food to the aliens for exorbitant prices.
- Run! - You let me go.
The city has come to an absolute standstill.
I tell you before ...
Right. I wanna observe this one. You prod him.
I can't, it's too far.
Waiting for some of the smoke to clear.
He knows what the fuck is up with that ship.
Now, I'm s --
Don't make them angry. Be polite!
- Blood pressure is way above normal. - Calm down.
-- now, and -- And it's hit the ground. A massive impact.
He was on every radio station, every image on television.
We need some more light.
For 20 years you've had this fucking thing hidden down here. This is --
of our right to evict.
Look! I find some!
Copy, control. No sign of the target. Moving to Sector 6.
One of the engines is billowing smoke. It's out of control.
Hey, friend, not you. You stay here.
It's a silver cylinder.
It cures diabetes, all diseases.
There's weapons all over here.
You have a car hijacking, there's a chop shop there.
- I tried to be fucking nice to you! - Hey.
I had to put aside the fact that my daughter was married to Wikus.
Good. Thank you.
You'll get us killed.
it is useless.
They're loading him into a vehicle now and heading off.
So again, looks like we have a -- Thomas, look sharp, eh?
Move, move!
They didn't even do a good job of hiding it.
Okay.
- They want him alive. - Security breach, Level 4.
And what was speculated was that a command module had detached itself ...
Give them one hundred cans.
Would you relax?
You gonna just -- You gonna cut that part, Trent, out of this?
-- holding stable in the Nigerian compound area.
No. No.
It's the sweetie man coming.
Where is that fucking little runt?
And fire.
Where's my wife?
It's in one of these.
All right, I'll tell you what, why don't we go --?
I think they must fix that ship and they must go.
But it's not a weapon.
At least they're keeping them separate from us.
I can't wait to see our planet.
I want that fucking hat
but he was a wonderful son.
You don't get anything until you pay.
- Are you okay? - Just a bit hot. Are you hot?
I want to go home!
Holy shit.
It took 20 years to collect that amount.
- MNU agent, come out. - Hello.
Stupid prawn. They'll believe anything.
Father.
The legality that MNU is using to evict the aliens is simply a whitewash.
Stay back, you fucker.
to use alien weaponry.
What I wanna do every time I see someone wear a mask
We're en route to MNU HQ with an ETA of five minutes.
The government then established an aid group ...
- Drop your fucking knife! - Easy, easy.
Show me your favorite hiding place.
Some sort of quite extraordinary light from the mother ship.
When dealing with aliens, try to be polite but firm.
Hey. Come on.